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Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago PotterForever said…
The Basilisk. He finds the death stare sexy.

What was the first task in the triwizard tournament?
over a year ago ceptimut said…
find voldemort's nose

where is harry's first date and with who?
over a year ago adieee said…
Dumbledore took him into his office and locked the door, Harry's never been the same since

Why couldn't Voldemort kill Harry?
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
Because Harry had his nose.

Why did Lily die for Harry?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because she hated him so much she'd rather die than live with him.

Why did the students like to go to Hogsmeade?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because there are a lot of pubs where nobody checked their age.

Why does Filch hate students?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Because they have cool clothes

Why does Hermione love Ron?
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over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
Because he likes chickens.

Why does Ron like Hermione?
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
Because she shared his love of Bogey flavoured Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

Why was Snapes patronus a Doe?

over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because he used to work at Walmart but got fired because he was nicking money from the drawer!

Why is Harry called the Boy Who Lived?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
It's a typo. He's really the Boy Who LIED.


Who are the Peverell brothers?
over a year ago adieee said…
Snape's love children with Voldemort


Why does Hermione hate Draco?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Draco told her she looked like Bugs Bunny, and kept offering her carrots.

Who is Scabior and what does he do?
over a year ago adieee said…
He is a stripper who performs for the Death Eaters (I would actually like to see that XD)

Why is Snape's hair black?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
Because it's a Wizarding fashion.

What can destroy Riddle's diary?
over a year ago adieee said…
Robert Pattinson's face, that can destroy anything

Who took Hermione on her first date and where did they go?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
Edward, an American vampire, but fortunately, Voldy killed before the start of Twilight; the Edward you all know is just a dead vampire pretending to be a living vampire (i.e. a zombie vampire)

And she found Ron =)


Why is Harry's wand so very long at the cover of the US edition of Goblet of Fire book?
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over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
As Dr Freud says some males have to compensate with bigger things....


How does Harry get the Marauder's Map back from the fake Moody?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
The Marauder's Map became part of fake Moody's clothes and in the part where fake moody is returning to Crouch Jr, the map just fell down, like Moody's eye

Who is Mafalda Hopkirk?
over a year ago tellymaster said…
She helped Voldemort design his snake-like face.

Why does Harry see Sirius in "The Goblet of Fire?"
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Sirius came to Harry to ask for help concerning the furnishings of his bathroom.

Why do wizards use owls to send things?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Because computers are expensives, so they can't send e-mais.

Why does Harry hate his uncle and his aunt?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because they didn't get him the right barbie for his birthday


Why does Snape protect Harry?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he's afraid Harry will crucio him if he doesn't


Who is Cedric Diggory?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a young football player who goes into wizerd ternaments for fame and fortune
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
who is propheser Snape?
over a year ago adieee said…
Harry's gay lover who's come back to life just so they can be together and have fun times

What is a boggart?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a creepy cloke that steeles all your candy
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
wat is a dragon?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
A new type of oven

What is Hagrid's favorite dance move?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
The worm


what is Snape's fave movie?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Sweeney Todd. He's fascinated at how much he resembles Judge Turpin....

Who is Cho Chang?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a lonely blossem who loves dementors
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
who is crab?
over a year ago JumeauxIsNo1 said…
A close personal friend of Nagini's. Crabbe is afraid to dump her because he think she'll eat him if he does.

Who is Professor Slughorn?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A slug in a top hat that teaches at Hogwarts.

Why does Voldemort like to kill people?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because they forgot his birthday and that's how he gets back at them

Why won't Harry make a move on Hermione?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because he doesn't want her crying on him all day long
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Why does Lucies look old and mad at his house in the beggining of the seventh one
over a year ago adieee said…
because he's stayed up all night for the past two weeks partying with the other death eaters

What does Snape really do in the potions store room?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Try to make love potions to put them into professor Trolneys cup but accidently keeps puting them into Meggonigle's cup
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
He runs a cooking show.

Why does Tonks' hair change colour?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
if Hagrid and Snape swiched classes who would skrew up first?
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
oops, I guess Scourgestar and I replied a the same time.

Hagrid because Snape awesomeness would radiate around the animals and make them obey him. Hagrid would think the fire underneath the couldren was a dragon and hug it.

Again, why does Tonks' hair change colour?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because She tried to have a chamilion as a Animagus but it messed up so she can only change the color of her hair
over a year ago adieee said…
bad spinach

Why does Harry hate Snape?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because Harry stole Snape's toothpaste
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Why did Quirrel not want Harry tuching him?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he didn't want anyone to know that his touch made him feel tingly in 'places'

How did Quirrel die?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
He got scared too death by voldimort


how did Snape die?
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