Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He drowned in the grease from his hair


Why is Bellatrix in love with Voldemort?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he was the best she's ever had

How did George lose his ear?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A pack of crazed fangirls ripped it off because they wanted a piece of him for themselves.

Why is Scabior a snatcher?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he wants to snatch himself some booze

How did Fred die?
over a year ago joose32 said…
surprise
He followed the butterflies and they attacked him

Who is Hagrids half-brother?
over a year ago adieee said…
Ginny

Why is Harry with Ginny?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Ginny shares his secret crush on Voldemort.


How did Greyback become a werewolf?
over a year ago adieee said…
Hermione bit him when he was trying to steal her make up and clothes

Why does Snape hate Quirrel?
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
Because he saw that turban first and wanted it.

Why are spiders afraid of the Basilisk?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
They're afraid it'll want to become a dictator over their country and pass laws to make them only eat rhubarb

Why was the sword of Gryffindor so special?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because Micky Mouse's face was on it.


what is Snape's worst fear?
over a year ago AaronHaley4ever said…
Bunnies!

Why did Voldemort need Lucius Malfoy's wand?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
to add to his collection
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
what did Hagrids family think about Snape when they met him?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
heart
He was hot and really sexy!

Who does Hermione love?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
The Joker

Why are Voldemort's followers called Death Eaters?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
becouse voldie loves potatos

whats Privet Drive 4 ??
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
A garage for four cars.


Why did Harry chose Ginny over Cho?
over a year ago Draco--Malfoy said…
Because Cho has a secret crush on Ginny and Harry was jealous.

What is Grimald Place?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a place were people are buried


what is Spinners end?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A place where spiders go to die. It's like a huge burial ground. And it's haunted by spider ghosts too.


Where does Voldemort live?
over a year ago adieee said…
In Harry's bedroom

Why is Snape such a dark person?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
Because his principles told him that hair matches personality.

What is the best quiditch team ever?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
big smile
Grigonoquidwins ;)

Does Snape ever wash his hair?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
5 times a day.

What does the Ministy of Magic do?
over a year ago AaronHaley4ever said…
hunt for nargles

Why are there dementors in Azkaban?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
heart
Because they are hot!

Why does Ginny like Harry?
over a year ago linhousepotter said…
big smile
because he is the Chosen One!

Why does Ron love Hermione?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because she has nice skin. XD

Why do wizards use wands?
over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
Because they like to look pretty.

Why do goblins work in Gringotts?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
because unicorns cant

what is a Bellatrix?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
it's kind of like margarine

What is the point of the Triwizard tournament?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
It's all a trap. If they survive the first to tasks, they get put up against Voldemort to duel. Unfortunately, "champions" rarely survive.....


Where is Beauxbatons located?
over a year ago adieee said…
In Snape's private quarters

How did Gilderoy Lockhart lose his memory?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He saw Bellatrix changing. Of course she crucioed him into oblivion for it.

Why did Dumbedore not tell Harry anything in OOTP?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because Harry all ready had enough to deal with with his PMS

Why doesn't Fleur have her french accent in DH? (grrr that pissed me off, i loved her accent :()
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Dobby threatened her with a kitchen knife to drop it OR ELSE!

(aww she didn't have it in DH? Haven't seen it yet, :()


Why does Greyback like eating flesh?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he heard it's good for your skin

(ikr! she might have had a tiny bit of an accent but i didnt pick it up :()

Why did Harry's parents die?
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Harry beat them to death with his toy broomstick.

Who is Neville Longbottom?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A type of carnivorous plant, that is out to get Bellatrix Lestrange.



Why did Bellatrix torture Hermione?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because she stole her favorite chicken

Why did James and Sirius bully Snape at school?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
Because Snape believed in nargles.

What are nargles anyway?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
They're a kind of cookie, you can get them in a many different flavors.

Why is Moody so paranoid?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
He's worried someone's going to hack into his computer.

Why does Dumbledore have such a long name?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he's trying to hide his stupidity by looking all grand and impressive. His name is really "Bob Smith"

Why did Dumbledore even get glasses?
over a year ago adieee said…
He can't see properly ever since he saw Hagrid naked

Why does Lucius have long white blonde hair?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
He inherited it from Draco =))

What is the worst every-flavor bean flavor?
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Defeat. x)

What does Hagrid tell Harry and Ron to follow in Chamber of Secrets?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
smile
Bumblebees


if Snape got married and had children ( two boys and one girl) what would their names be?
over a year ago adieee said…
Harry, Harreena and Harry the 2nd

Why does Hagrid have giant pumkins in his yard?