Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
Because there weren't any frozen rivers around.

What is under the Whomping Willow?
over a year ago Hermione-Fan361 said…
laugh
A Whomping Shrub.

Why did they need dementors to gaurd the school in POA?
over a year ago ilovebilievix said…
Because they just feel like it.



Why do McGonagall teach Transfiguration?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because she accused Dumbledore of stealing all of her socks


Who took Fleur to the Yule Ball and why?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
Hagrid, because he mistook her for Madame Maxime.

Why does Dumbledore like lemon drops?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because they remind him of his great great aunt.

What was so important about Harry?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
He had the worst haircut ever, which drove the Dark Lord to tears.

Why Lupin doesn't like Fenrir?
over a year ago CheekyCheese said…
Because he is jealous of his looks

Why does Harry not like the Dursleys?
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over a year ago PaulInDaHood said…
Because the Dursleys stole all his Barbie dolls and flushed them down the toilet :( Poor Harry XD

Why did Lupin teach Harry the Patronus charm in his 3rd year?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
To ward off the potato people that were hiding in his shoes.

Why are students not allowed in the Forbidden Forest?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because Michael Jackson is hiding in there waiting for them (no offence to him)

Who is Ernie MacMillan?
over a year ago Hermione-Fan361 said…
mischievous
A strange guy who runs around screaming, "PEANUT BUTTER!!"

Why is Hermione a know-it-all?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because Dobby told her to be

Who killed Fred
over a year ago adieee said…
Hedwig

Who is Fluffy?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Voldemorts really cute pet kitten.


What's the Quibbler and who writes it?
over a year ago adieee said…
It's the witch's version of Sex and the city that's written by Hermione

Who fixed the vanishing cabinet and why?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
Moaning Myrtle because she needed it for storing her valentine cards.

What is characteristic about Hagrid?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
His Voldemort obsession. He has Voldy posters, books, CD's, etc...


Why did Xeno Lovegood call the Death Eaters in DH?
over a year ago MarMar_XigLux said…
Because he wanted to make a nice tea party with them!:3
Aaaahhh...Good ol' Xeno XDXDXD

Why did Harry went to the Ministry of magic?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
To ask for a job as Percy Weasley's secretary.

Why the Dark Lord has no hair?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
Dumbledore shaved it all off when he was sleeping. Old Dumby's such a prankster!

Where did Harry get the Marauders Map?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Snape gave it to him, in the hopes of getting Harry in trouble. His idea was that he could bust Harry for being out of bounds or for late night prowling if Harry had the map.....It didn't exactly work out that way.....

What's a Nargle?
over a year ago MarMar_XigLux said…
It's the monster living under Xeno's bed

Why Cedric Digory died?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
mischievous
Because Voldermort found out that he was a glittering fairy :)

Where did Harry found Godric Gryffindor's sword?
over a year ago VanessaR said…
big smile
In Hermione's beaded bag=D

Who is Bill marrying?
over a year ago adieee said…
Fred, the weasleys have a very disturbing fetish

Why did Harry's parents die?
over a year ago simpleplan said…
The did not pay taxes.


How did Fred die?
over a year ago adieee said…
Ginny kind of overreacted to a prank he played on her

How did Dumbledore die?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
He put too much berty botts every flaverd beens in his mouth. The combination of the difrent beens poisend him.

What happend to Harry's parents?
over a year ago newbetomfan said…
professor mogonaagall


why are all purebloods related?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because of the magic icecube.

Who is Headwig.
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a store that makes snow cones

What is Harrys patronus?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Harrys patronus is a stick

What lives in Bellatrixs hair
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
What doesn't live in Bellatrix's hair?

Who is Kreacher?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
It's not a who, it's a what. This is wrongly spelled :D
The right spelling is "creature".

What is the spell with the most words?
over a year ago Belatrix said…
Becouse her housebant is fat.

Why is Draco evil?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because he spells good wrong

why did Snape accept the unbreakeble vow?
over a year ago Granger_Weasley said…
coz he has always wanted to shake hands with narcissa malfoy

Who is the main character of Harry Potter?
over a year ago adieee said…
Jack Sparrow

Who is the main evil character in Harry Potter?
over a year ago Flora_Bloom said…
Harry Potter.

Why did Tonks love Lupin?
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over a year ago adieee said…
One of their pranks backfired and made Pansy fall desperately in love with him, he rathered dying instead of living with her

How did Bellatrix die? :(
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
She exploded after winning a hot dog eating contest
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
^LOL! But now you need to post a new question.....
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I'll ask a new one then.

Why was Andromeda Tonks disowned?
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over a year ago Darkshine said…
Because she didn't want to share her toys with her sisters.

Why is Hermione smart?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because she has Nargols in her head.


why is Harry such a whiner?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he caught PMS from Pansy

Why is Ron jealous of Harry?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because harry stole his skillit CD

Why doesnt Harry like malphoy?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Because Malphoy gets all the cute girls

Why did Harry fell in love with Giny
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over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because Ginny gave Harry one of her chocolet frogs


why did dumbledore choose hagrid to bring harry to diagon ally?