Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago toughgreg said…
Because Harry use magic on me to make his books popular :)

Why Fred and George are mischievous?
over a year ago Lilith420 said…
Because they're gingers.

Why does Snape hate Harry?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because Snape has chronic schizophrenia and refuses to eat anything but cabbage.
over a year ago yusrina_krith said…
Simply_Indigo, where's your question?

over a year ago nene72 said…
Where does harry keep his broom?
over a year ago newbetomfan said…
laugh
in his hair thats why his hairs messy!

why did snape love lilly potter?

over a year ago lilith84 said…
Because Narcissa was already taken.

Dumbledore's scar was shaped as a map of what?
over a year ago nene72 said…
I the shape of a pirate's treasure map.


How did the Fat Friar die?
over a year ago VanessaR said…
He ate to much junk food


Who does Harry marry?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Spongebob

Why is Ron afraid of spiders?
over a year ago nene72 said…
Because they know what he did last Summer


Who's Dumbledore's favourite superhero?
over a year ago lilith84 said…
The Wonder Dog

What is the Polyjuice Potions used for?
over a year ago nene72 said…
For an extreme makeover

What's Voldemort's patronus?
over a year ago yusrina_krith said…
A crocodile

Why Harry wears glasses?
over a year ago Talkitiv4Thalia said…
Because he woke up one morning and felt like a comPlete dork. Then he went and stole mr. Dursley's glasses. Thats why mr. Dursley cannot see.

Why? Just why?
over a year ago nene72 said…
Because it was wet :-(

What did the Fang eat yesterday?
over a year ago percabeth456 said…
A hamburger.

What does Voldemort put on his biscuts?
over a year ago gryffindorgal said…
Lucious Malfoy's dignity.

Why is Neville such a BAMF?!
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he fell into a puddle of kryptonite.

What's a Dementor?
over a year ago nene72 said…
LOL @ gryffindorgal's answer
over a year ago nene72 said…
A backseat driver

What was the basilisks nickname?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
BOB


where did Hagrid go to school?
over a year ago wotcher-tonks said…
The School of Self-Control for Giants


Who is Hagrid, anyways?
over a year ago wotcher-tonks said…
update fanpop!
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He's Harry's pet slug.

Who's Umbridge?
over a year ago seancoyle87 said…
I have a baldy head - is there any way to avoid this?
over a year ago delamico said…
Buy crimson lace panties - Who possessed such at Hogwarts?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Dumbledore

What's a horcrux?
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
Something you get if you're not careful when visiting the horhouse. ;)

Why are the Weasleys so poor?
over a year ago vskparaimer said…
Dumbledore borrowed all their money so he could buy himself chewing gum, most probably Hubba Bubba.

Who is Luna Lovegood?
over a year ago lilith84 said…
One of Hagrid's Blast-Ended Screwts

Why didn't Fred and George finish Hogwarts?
over a year ago twilightlover73 said…
laugh
They thought going to a gymnastics school is more fun

Why does Doby have such humongous eyes?
over a year ago vskparaimer said…
Too many nerd glasses ;)

Who killed Cedric Diggory?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
Jacob Black .. i'm sure


Where can I buy a wand ?
over a year ago evannapotter said…
you can buy it at walmart :)

What does the avada kedavra spell does?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
It backfires and killed the caster.

What is Professor Lupin?
over a year ago twilightlover73 said…
He's something loop :P

What is Sirus Black related to Harry?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
They both shopped at Ugly Clothes R Us

Why did Snape kill Dumbledore?
over a year ago evannapotter said…
Because he wanted the Dark Lord give him chocolate crisps

Why did James marry Lily?
over a year ago 241098 said…
Because he didn't want everyone to know that he was gay

Why Voldemort made Horcuxes?
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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he really wanted a flat, snakelike nose, just didn't know how to get one any other way.


How did Snape meet Lily?
over a year ago lenguyentri1999 said…
hmmm
Because he went to a garden :)
How did Lily meet Snape?
over a year ago LostHero said…
laugh
He begged her to hide him from the shampoo police


why was james ( harry's dad) called prongs?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Because he thought it would sound more official



What did Voldy do to make Bellatrix so happy
over a year ago lilith84 said…
He started giving out sugar quills at Death Eaters meetings.

Why was Hermione pertified?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Chuck Norris wanted her to be

Who is Scabior's girlfriend?
over a year ago -Alohomora- said…
Dobby the house elf of course!

What does Harry set free when he goes to the zoo in Philospher's Stone?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
A 20 ft tall kitteh

Where is Bellatrix's secret hiding place?
over a year ago -Alohomora- said…
Underneath Voldemort's robes. XDD

What does Ammortentia smell like to Hermione?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Stale beer

What is Harry's favorite movie?