Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Rons hampsters

Who are Fred and George?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
big smile
My dogs

Whose house is the malfoy manor?
over a year ago yermam said…
Hermione's


What is at Platform 9 and three quarters?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
The enchanted rubberband ball.

Is Harry the chosen one?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
No,Ron is

Who teaches Divination?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Thats easy Crookshankes

Whos smarter Hermione or Neville?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
Neville. He got an 'A' in herbology which beats all of Hermione's grades.

Harry won the Quidditch game in his first year yes?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
No Dobby the Ravenclaw seeker did.

What happned to that flying car?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
No one really knows. Some said that Voldimort uses it for his Death Eater parties, and some say, Aragog fell in love with it and gave birth to a half spider half car mutant.

Who was Scabbers after all?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
big smile
The lover of Crookshanks, but they like to keep it secret xP

How come Snape has such a big nose?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
because there's an extra fourth of a day at the end of each year.

What is a horcrux?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
An ice-cream's flavor

Who is Albus Dumbledore?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
the new Santa Claus

Slytherin...Ravenclaw...Hufflpuff...and..­.um­mmm­m..­.i'­ve forgotten one ...what is it ?????
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
Jigglypuff!

Salazar Slytherin was the creator of which house?
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over a year ago BellaLovett said…
the white house of course

how can someone see the thestrals ???
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
if they (the ones seeing the thestrals) are dead.

What is crucio?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
They have to belive in the legndary 3 (Santa, the Easter bunny, and Cupid) first.

Whats a Molly Weasly?

over a year ago BellaLovett said…
i've heared its a hard chewing chewing gum

how can the dark lord fly ???
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
He wears jet packs on his back.

How can Severus fly?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
His little pixi wings

Who killed Sirius Black again... is he even dead?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
He is dead. He did an overdose of weed and died.

Did Dobby die?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
no...he's with me right now

what would happen if i casted wingardium leviosa on hagrid ??
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over a year ago zanhar1 said…
He would turn into a rock

What does Crucio do?
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
laugh
Makes the person a cat.

What does Avada Kadavera do?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Eats someone's shoes

Who Married Harry?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
Draco!!!

What is a death eater?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
They're an orginization of happy bunnies and unicorns

Do the Death Eaters have cookies?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
They all got fat on cookies a long time ago.

What is Voldemort?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
A teddy bear

Who's bellatrix's husband?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
SHe killed her husband, she's widowed now.

Why doesn't Voldermort have a nose?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because he traded his nose for tickets to a Miley Cyrus concert

How did Fred die?

over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Light wrote his name in the death note note book.

Who is Hermine's husband?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
Albert Einstein

whats the Burrow ??
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
A seacret bunker.

Who is Andormeada?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
The Mad Hatter

where's the chamber of secrets ??
over a year ago HaleyDewit said…
In your dreams

Why was Hagrid kicked out of school?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Because he likes lawn mowers

Why did Harry play Quidditch?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because captian winky told him too.

Whats a house elf?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
It's a code name for a secret military operation

What is Quidditch?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
A type of dragon

What is a Sirius Black?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
A teletubby

What does crucio do?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
It makes you dance

What happened to Snape?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
he moved to New York, haven't seen him since.

Who is Lily Evans?
over a year ago boolander25 said…
Filch's bitch.

Why is Ron so ginger?
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over a year ago timeandfate said…
because he shaves his hair with carrot's juice


What's a snitch?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
A horcrux

Speaking of horcruxs what are those?
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
Identification carried by prostitutes.

What does Mr. Weasley collect?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Lamas

Where did Bill and Fleur hold their wedding?
over a year ago SprinkleFairy said…
In Kreacher's bathroom



Who is Hermione?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Bellatrix's wife

Who is Ron?