Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
How did Harry get his scar?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Dudley got mad at him one day and carved in the scar with a rusty nail



Why does Voldemort want to kill Harry?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
monkey
Bcuz he has a beautiful nose

so

why voldemort has no nose
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Bellatrix cut it off so that she could have a part of him with her always, since she's in love with him.

How did Sirius die?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Mrs Lovett cocked him into meat pie.

Who killed Bellatrix?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Dobby killed her for being such a bitch

How did Dumbledore die?
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over a year ago snusnu13 said…
snape and dumbledore were both drunk on the astromomy tower, and snape accidentally pushed him off.

Why did Voldemort have no ability to love??
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over a year ago BellaLovett said…
bcuz Grub sat on him

why lupin is a werewolf?
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over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Funny story... me and my friends kinda sorta did some things that kinda got him turned into a wearwolf.

Is Voldemort evil?
over a year ago mdedrick said…
His mother was a witch, his father was a wolf. He is able to join his father's people once a month, every month on the full moon.

What did Harry see in the mirror of Erised?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
smile
He saw himself hanging out with Sweeney Todd.


Why is Ron afraid of spiders?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
He saw himself scrubbing Snape's hair with shampoo, because he couldn't stand to look at the greese anymore

Why was voldie evil?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because he didnt get gituar hero for Christmas

What does the sorting hat sort?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
It sorts out bad potatoes from good ones

why are the weasleys poor?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Snapes failed potion

Who is the boy who lived?
over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
It's fake. He thinks it makes him look HOT!

Why does Draco hate Harry?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
bcuz harry hates chocolate

why does snape have a long nose
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over a year ago BellaLovett said…
omg this game is moving so fast
over a year ago justliveitlive said…
Because his mother had a child with pinocchio


Who is Harry's dad?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I am

Whats the Hogwarts Express?
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over a year ago snusnu13 said…
an envelope that the students get put in and sent to hogwarts

why is ron's hair red?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because he spilled paint on it.

Who is you know who?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Voldemort dyed it with Rons own blood.


Why does Lucius Malfoy hate Arthur Weasley?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because he's jelous that Aurthur got Molly.

Who is you know who?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
he who shall not be named

why andromida is the only good black sis
hermionesparks commented…
I love this answer XD over a year ago
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she used to have an affair with Voldemort

Why does Snape hate Harry?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because Harry stole his Barbie.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Exotic vegetables.

Why do so many people die in DH?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Voldemort's nose, Snape's Shampoo, and Bellatrix's comb. (Things that are urban legends/don't exist)

Who is Grawp?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because they all die laughing at how silly Voldemort looks without a nose.

over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Bellatrix's boyfriend

Why does Lavander like Ron?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she thinks he's Voldemort reincarnated.


Why did Aragog want to eat Harry and Ron?
over a year ago timeandfate said…
because they smelt like pizza...


Why Sirius wanted to kill Wormtail??
over a year ago KishuandIchigo said…
Because his animangus is so much better for spying on people.


Why does Harry speak Parseltounge?
over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
because Narcissa and Bellatrix like pink.

Why does Harry hate Vernon?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
bcuz vernon hates barcelona

why can tonks change her hair color ???

over a year ago zanhar1 said…
She's part camilion

Who did Harry Marry?
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
Mrs. Norris, she left Filch because he wouldn't wash his hair. Harry is much cleaner.

What guards the vaults at Gringotts?
over a year ago timeandfate said…
candy, it's their treasure... (xDxDxD)


Why Ron destroyed the locket?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because it called him fat

Whats Azkaban?
over a year ago die-hard379 said…
a big cat who likes cheese


Why the "Hat" can talk?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Theres a talking hat, I thought it was a sofa

What does the polyjuice potion do?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
Turns men gay.

How did Lily die?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
An armidillo ate her.

What happend to Voldemort in the end?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
Nagini turned against him, and she and her little children at him alive XD

How did Harry win the the first task of the Triwizard Tournament?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
He cheated

What kind of creature is Fluffy
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
a cute fluffy bunny.

Who's Fang?
over a year ago BellaLovett said…
jumping creature lives in hagrids hair


what can bellatrix cook ???
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over a year ago yermam said…
Deep-fried mudbloods


What is Harry's surname?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
McflffyScrabbleitIII

Who is Bellatrix in love with?