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Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he thought Hagrid would be honest enough to not steal Harry's money and take advantage of his fame.

Who is Umbridge?
over a year ago 1-2vampire said…
A colourful walnut

What is a timeturner?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
A brand of really cheap watches. To make up for her shame in having such a watch, Hermione likes to pretend it lets her go back in time.

What has Hagrid always wanted as a pet?
over a year ago adieee said…
Snape....don't ask, you really don't want to know

Why does Ginny fall in love with Harry?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she likes guys with glasses...she thinks they're smarter.

Who's Madame Maxime?
over a year ago xharrypotterx said…
A thinner, more feminine, less hairy and uglier version of hagrid :P




Why is Hermione such a Know-it-all?
over a year ago adieee said…
A very bad side effect to one of Fred and George's pranks, she used to be a dumb, blonde, 'hot', popular, girl before she met them

Why is Ron a red head?
over a year ago Misharrypotter said…
he die with it
why is ginny so dumb when it comes to boys
over a year ago maria_key said…
because she's a red head
Why is Hermione so smart?
over a year ago newbetomfan said…
laugh
because she likes 2 eat chesse and crakers and one day she ate 2 meny and she burped and came out being able 2 speek latin!and she likes dogs (even though she has a cat)

whats a dark mark? (the 1 below)
because she likes 2 eat chesse and crakers and one day she ate 2 meny and she burped and came out bei
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a sign that u r in a tennis club.


if u and Harry got married what would you name your children?

one boy and two girls
over a year ago dpaisita97 said…
big smile
Draco Lucius Potter (just to piss him off) and Dolores Bellatrix Potter (again, to anger him)
over a year ago dpaisita97 said…
big smile
Oh i forgot:
Why is everybody afraid to say Voldemort's (many ppl: GASP) NAME?!
over a year ago sisi_st said…
mischievous
Because the NAME has a spell and when you say it you lose your nose

Why doesn`t Snape use shampoo
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Because he uses shampoo for potions so he always runs out of it.

Who killed Quirrel and why?
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
Hagrid, in the library with a candlestick (he likes Cleudo).

Why is the Forbidden forest forbidden?
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Because there are some Pokemon loose in there.


Who is the current headmaster of Hogwarts?
over a year ago alisonfaith297 said…
spongebob square pants :D

who are harry's best friends
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
Pinky and the Brain.

Why is Hermione's hair so frizzy?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because she rubs a baloon against it all the time.


who is Harry's dad?
over a year ago alexthedog said…
Lily Potter.

Why can Harry see the Thestrals?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because he eats Willy wonka bars


why is their a war between Voldimort and hogworts?
over a year ago Granger_Weasley said…
coz Hogwarts has too much flowers in the garden

why does Snape hate Harry?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because Harry took all his hair jell.

who is Voldimort?
over a year ago Flora_Bloom said…
Harry's best friend.

How did James and Lily die?
over a year ago Darkshine said…
They won the Lottery and got a heart attack.
That's how Harry got all those Galleons. ;)

Why is Harry the chosen one?
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over a year ago adieee said…
Because the voices told him bertie botts every flavour beans are poisonous

Who took Hermione to the Yule Ball and why?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
smile
Luigi. cause she is friends with his cousin Waluig


who is harry's best friend
over a year ago alexthedog said…
*Moaning Myrtle*
How did Sirius Black die?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
big smile
he opend the ark of the covonent.

Who is Harry's arch enemy?
over a year ago adieee said…
Hans Landa

Why does Ron go out with Hermione?
over a year ago LUNAFAN said…
big smile
so that he can steal her homework and copy it down..

why is hermione ugly?
over a year ago emilykuru said…
cool
because if she is beautiful snape will start chasing her!

why did dumbledore die?
over a year ago foopetsrule said…
Because he's really a spy

why is hermione such a know-it-all?
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over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because she drank a lot of coffee


who is ron's girlfriend?
over a year ago nene72 said…
Lady Voldemort


Why does Dumbledore eat so many sweets?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because he wants to go on the biggest Loser


why doesnt Hermione like Lavender brown?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
mischievous
Because the voices told her not to.

Why did Hermione wear perfume in DH1 when she was spotted
by Scrabior?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because she secretly loves him and wanted him to find her


why did Snap kill dumbledore?
over a year ago MithrasPotter said…
because he wanted Harry's bod, and Dumby was in the way.

Why do the Dursleys hate magic?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
laugh
because Harry ran dudly over with his toy broomstick.

(random question) if Voldimort and Waluigi were to come face to face what would happen?
over a year ago adieee said…
They would go into their 'dungeon' for a few hours

Why does rita skeeter choose a broom cupboard to interview Harry?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because because she know.sJust
how much harry injoys spiders


I am just going to ask randomly stupid questions from know on
If you were to marry a character from harry potter who would it b
over a year ago Hermione-Fan361 said…
laugh
That's random, but Ron cuz Harry is a show-off.

Why do all the Weaslys have orange hair?
over a year ago wizardgleek said…
They used an at home blonde hair dye, and the results were disasterous.

How did Bellatrix go mad?
over a year ago newbetomfan said…
she saw a rat under the bed and got bitten by one. (one with dragon pox and became ill never has been the same again!)

whats james potters milldle name?
over a year ago adieee said…
Kandi

Who did James have his first child with?
over a year ago LUNAFAN said…
with an alien


What did Lily do when she saw dat James was killed?

over a year ago Scourgestar said…
she went and called papa johns instead of an ambulance because she new that the papa johns guy would get their faster.

who is Snape's girlfriend?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Moaning Myrtle-she's the only one who could put up with him!

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