Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Professor McGonagall

Why does Harry have green eyes?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
I fed him guacamole as a baby.

Does Harry have coordination problems?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Yes, he's really clumsy.

Why does Voldemort break into Dumbledore's tomb?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Because he wants to smell Dumbledore's hair one last time


Why was the D.A. formed?
over a year ago KitKatLex said…
To form a rebellion that the only letter in the alphabets are D and A.


How did Hagrid met Draco?
over a year ago waimea said…
wink
When Mummy introduced Draco to her 'special' friend....

Why did Gilderoy Lockhart try to obliviate Harry and Ron?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
They knew about his relationship with Molly.


Why does Mr.Weasley like muggles so much?
over a year ago NocKairu said…
Because they're compelled to clean his garden.

Why Tonks doesn't like her name?
over a year ago hpfan8 said…
Because she wishes it was Bellatrix

Why did Harry take Parvati to the Yule Ball?
over a year ago KitKatLex said…
Because he knew Draco would refuse

Who did Neville went to the Yule Ball with?
over a year ago mr-cullen said…
bellatrix lestrange


why hermione likes ron???
over a year ago nimratanveer said…
the others r bad cuz they didn't get harry's signed pics for christmas


why is harry called the choosen one?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Because he always wins chess.



Who put Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire?
over a year ago -random- said…
I did >:)

Why do you love Harry Potter?
over a year ago hpfan8 said…
Because I just do

Why do Teddy and Victoire love each other?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
It can't be because they live in the same house…


Who did Harry love?
over a year ago hpfan8 said…
Me :D

Who does Snape love?
over a year ago Penelope_42615 said…
Everyone.

Why do the Weasleys have red hair?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
It's a symbol for how much they love Valentine's Day.



Why is Hagrid so big?
over a year ago hpfan8 said…
He accidentally drank a growing potion.

Why did Molly kill Bellatrix?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Because Bella sacked Celestina Warbeck.

Why did Sirius escape Azkaban?
over a year ago KitKatLex said…
To express his love for Remus

Who created Harry Potter?
over a year ago waimea said…
One million monkeys on one million typewriters...they just lucked out!

Why does Hagrid have such a big beard?
over a year ago SnowWhite73 said…
big smile
He was born that way! (gaga reference, YAY!)

Why does everyone hate Voldemort?
over a year ago Leje121 said…
surprise
Because thier jelous his face is soo cute


Why does malthoy hate harry potter
over a year ago Penelope_42615 said…
He likes to sleep a lot.

Why did Ron leave when he Harry and Hermione were hunting horcruxes?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Because Harry never bought ice-cream for Ron to eat.



Why does Ginny go into the Chamber of Secrets?
over a year ago HARMONYforever said…
Because she forgot her one only Harry's autograph there.

Who are Padfoot and Prongs?
over a year ago katerina_keta said…
that he gets from twins

What is the philosophers stone?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
smile
He asked it politely to give up. When that didn't work, he gave it a mirror, and it killed itself.

Why does Hagrid want a dragon?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He's a dumbass

Why does Harry love Quidditch?
over a year ago SnowWhite73 said…
hmmm
Because no-one else is good at it but him!

Why doesn't Hermione like her nickname (Mudblood)?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Because it's too ordinary.

Why did Draco not kill Dumbledore?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Draco loves Dumbledore. Always has, always will.

What's so special about Harry's forehead?
over a year ago saraandjess2448 said…
big smile
It turns hot pink every February 5th. (In case you were wondering, pink is the color of Darren Criss and Feb. 5th is his birthday... Im a Crisstian ;])

What the hell is a Hufflepuff? (lol avpm reference!!!)
over a year ago wingwalker said…
A spongy yellow and black tubicle that grows wild deep in the Forbidden Forest.

Why is Snape's hair greasy?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Somebody stuck his head in a fast-food fryer when he was a kid. Still hasn't gotten all the grease out.

What does a dementor do?
over a year ago mimivilee said…
Sucks your soul and that is how a shoe gets a soul. Without dementors there would not be any shoes...EVER

Why has Harry got a scar????
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He ran into a tree. Idiot.

What do Bludgers do?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
They tickle you until you join the Dark Lord.

Why was Sirius locked up in Azkaban?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He wasn't locked up, he liked being there so much, the dementors kicked him out. They actually kicked him.

What's a Portkey? ((Possible AVPM reference))
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
OPPORTUNITY TAKEN! A port key is a key to Natalie Portman's house. A portkey can be any object like a football or a dolphin!

When not at Hogwarts, who does Harry live with?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Voldemort. They just love each other so much.

How did Harry destroy the diary?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
He gave it to Dobby to cook into the Malfoy's soup.

Why is Neville so shy?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He keeps forgetting how long he's known his friends. Stupid Remembrall…

How do you buy a wand?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Go to your local Forever 21 and buy it. They're between the Indie aisle and 21 Men.

What's the Burrow?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A hole in the Quidditch pitch that Harry tripped on. He never forot it.

Why does Voldemort want Harry dead?
over a year ago potterfan_7 said…
Because Harry loves Bellatrix.. lol.. xD

Why did Percy leave the Burrow and the Weasleys?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
He didn't. He lived with his mum till the age of thirty.

Why did James bully Snape?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He loves Snape.

How do you kill a Horcrux?