You make a left at the statue of Boris the Bewildered, then run headlong at the far end of the corridor. If you're worthy, the door will just open.

How do you get to the kitchens?

By a trap door, in Snape's office.

What's happening in the picture? and Who are the people involved?

LOOK AWAY! It's a VERY private moment between Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks. ((Just randomly picked the second one))

How many books are in the septology? ((If this isn't a stupid question, then I don't know what is))

800 books :P

Why is Draco blonde and Voldemort bald?

((THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID ANSWER!!))

Voldemort ripped out his own hair and donated it to charity, while Draco was "accidentally" dropped into a bucket of bleach as a kid

Where do you buy a wand?

Ebay, Amazon or Your nearest supermarket.

(I thought a very blunt answer would e stupid)

What's Voldemort's boggart?

42.

Who is the Headmaster of Hogwarts?

The Giant Squid

Who did Hermione date in the fourth book?

Snape

Why is Wormtail ugly?

He kissed Voldemort.

What can destroy a Horcrux?

Safety Scissors


Who Cedric take to the Yule Ball?

It's what, not who. He took a Sleeping Draught, as he was embarassed to have to go stag, as all the girls wanted to go with Harry

Who made the Deathly Hallows?

Kim Kardashian


What are Muggles?

A cross between manticores and kneazles. ((What would THAT look like?))

How does one repel a dementor?

She‘s the only one who knws all the words to ‘Granger Danger‘. (AVPM reference)

What did the infamous Hogwarts jaguar do? (AVPS reference)

Stole my diary and destroyed all my other stuff in the process! (COS reference)

What is a basilisk?

He is infamous for setting fire to Snape's robes.

What does a time turner do?

it turns pies in the oven but when they created the name they wrote time on the boxes instead of pie (duno if that works or not :P)

what are potions?

The combination of the toxic compound dihydrogen monoxide and various powdered elements.

Why do Defense professors last only one year?

Because Dumbledore doesn't pay them well. I mean they put their lives on the line just to teach some bratty kids and get, like, 10 Galleons per hour. e_e


Who are the founders of Hogwarts?

Me, Harry Freakin' Potter, the giant squid, and Hedwig

Who defeated Grindelwald in 1945?

Indiana Jones.

Who is Antonin Dolohov?

Head of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures.

When was Voldemort defeated the first time?

Voldemort was first defeated in 32 BC.

Who is Fenrir Greyback?

The cute little Pomeranian that guards the Department of Mysteries

How does one enter the Room of Requirement?

You must scream OPEN SESAME! at the top of your lungs for the door to appear.

What does the Resurrection Stone do?

Brings your family back from the future.

What is Harry Potter''s Patronus?

Tom Riddle.

Why is the Forbidden Forest Forbidden?

It's full of Hagrid's creatures, that he failed to rehabilitate.

what would happen if you drink Death-cay drought?

You're cloned.

How do you knock out a troll in a bathroom?

Get him hammered, than punch him in the face

Who's the owner of the leaky cauldron?

Wasn't he called Tom something?? Oh yes! Tom Riddle.

Who won the Triwizard Tournament?

Me.

What's the difference between an animagus and a warewolf?

Werewolves wear clothes, Animagi can talk

(You forgot to make a question so I'll just make my own.)

How did the Basilisk travel throughout Hogwarts?

((I thought I forgot something. Thanks for the save))

It didn't. It's a ventriloquist.

Who was the first person to own the Cloak of Invisibility?

Invisa Billity

Who are the Death Eaters?

A gang of cannibalistic graved robbers

Where does Charlie Weasley work with dragons?

Dragon Land.

What is the only way to defend yourself against a Lethifold?

Transfigure yourself into a North American marsupial and play possum
((What is a Lethifold?))
Naame the four objects of the four Founders

(A Lethifold is a creature that appears to be a black cloak the glides on the ground in the night. It suffocates its prey, devours it, and doesn't leave a trace of its presence or the victim behind. The only way to defend yourself is to use a Patronus Charm on it. They are known to inhabit tropical areas.)
The Spork of Gryffindor
The Macaroni Necklace of Slytherin
The Burger King Crown of Ravenclaw
The Coffee Mug of Hufflepuff

Why are Merpeople so ugly?

((Sounds eerily like a dementor))
I dunno, I never asked for fear of becoming a witch-kabob on the end of their giant forks.

Name the seven Horcruxes.

Cherry Chopper
The Macaroni Necklace of Slytherin
The Burger King Crown of Ravenclaw
The Coffee Mug of Hufflepuff
Stephanie Meyer's Diary
Snakey The Snake
The Ring of an Evil Math Teacher

How did the giant squid end up in the Lake?

((Stephanie Meyer's diary is probably evil enough in itself to be a Horcrux))
Somebody tripped and dropped their sushi.

What is Parseltongue?

A Parseltongue is a person who has a strange addiction to placing parsley on their tongue.

Why do Defense Against the Dark Arts Teachers last only one year?

The local prank team prank them so much they burn out by May.

How does the basilisk kill?

with a lightsaber

Who is Ginny?

The basilisk kills by smashing everything that gets in its way. Before doing so, it shouts BASILISK SMASH!

What is Voldemort's real name?

Harry James Potter

How do you defend yourself from Dementor?