Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
You sing 'Tik Tok' to annoy it.



Why can Harry see Thestrals?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He's nuts. Prophet's been saying that for years…

Whhat did Harry have to do with the dragon in the first task?
over a year ago Knight_Sentinel said…
Teach the dragon to tap dance.


How did Tonks get her name?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
When she was little, she would always say "thong." But, of course, it came out "Tonks" and the name stuck.

Why does Harry wear glasses?
over a year ago sharon-sel said…
because he wants to hide the fact that he does not have green eyes in the movies..


Why does Umbridge have a toadlike face?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Her Animagus is a toad.

What is a Snitch good for?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
It's good for cooking.

Who is Pigwidgeon?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Dunno…I wasn't paying attention in History of Magic.

What's going on between Harry and Voldemort?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
A secret affair ... Shh ... Don't tell Bellatrix.

Why is Luna called "Loony"?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
She loves Lupin.

((You have to admit, my previous post was pretty clever))

What are owls used for?
over a year ago luvharrypotter9 said…
big smile
because voldemort twisted the other blacks minds while she was cowardly hiding in the bathroom pretending to pee so voldemort would exuse her.
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
laugh
?

^^(Yeah, I noticed - laughed my ass out!)

Who killed Voldy?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Me and you.


What did Harry have to do in the lake?
over a year ago 7bella3 said…
He had to sing Jessie J domino in front of Draco,Snape,Dudley and the scat man xDD


Why is Hermonie smart?
over a year ago luvharrypotter5 said…
because she has mental issues


why is ron soo ugly?
over a year ago Knight_Sentinel said…
To make Harry look better.


How did Dumbledore become headmaster of Hogwarts?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Kissed Armando Dippet.

Why did Narcissa lie to the Dark Lord?
over a year ago galou_2010 said…
So she could sneak into her kitchen and make pie flavoured pie for Harry.

How did Hermione meet Ron and Harry?
over a year ago luvharrypotter9 said…
smirk
she was at target and met ron in the food aisle and harry in the toy section


why is voldy soo retarded?
over a year ago luvharrypotter9 said…
smirk

because his mom accidentally dropped him in a couldron and he turned evil

Who did Voldemort Kill first
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
His mum. She died of shock because Voldy was so ugly.

Who was the Half-Blood Prince?
over a year ago cml999 said…
I was.

What did Fred and George sell in their shop?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Homemade baked goods and knitting supplies. of course.

What is so noticeable about Hermione's hair?
over a year ago 7bella3 said…
Shes got a black highlight in it saying ''VOLDAMORT,YES I SAID WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED GUY BUT IM SICK OF THAT RULE''and that is why she had to go out of hogwarts.Some one was goin to offer her a exstra year but she broke the law.


Why does harry call voldamort the monster?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Because Voldemort is a HUGE Lady Gaga fan.

Why is Hermione called Mudblood?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Because she likes taking mud baths.



Why scared of Voldemort, Harry?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
"He took candy from me!"

What's Ron's boggart?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Ron getting a massive homework assignment



what happened to dobby?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Hhe's alive, and back to working a Malfoy Manor

Why does Harry wear glasses?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
smile
Because he's always drunk.



What is Voldemort's patronus
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Harry Potter

What happened to Voldemort's nose?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
tongue
A dementor sucked it up while he was receiving the dementors kiss.



Who is Argus Filch?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The delicious talking sandwich I packed for my lunch

Who was Harry's first crush?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Neville's toad, Trevor



Why is the Basilisk in The Chamber of Secrets?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
It was Salazar Slytherin's secret love-child. He had to hide it from the other founders, so they wouldn't get jealous.

What happened to Scabbers' front paw?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
He sold it for a Hot Pocket


What was the first task?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Outprank the Weasley twins

What does Wingardium Leviosa do?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
summons a large rubber duck



what are bertie bott's every flavoured beans?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Beans you throw at Muggles for entertainment


Who is Hagrid?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A Britain's Got talent judge.



What's the difference between a squib and a muggle?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Squibs love to listen to Nicki Minaj whereas Muggles prefer Lil Kim instead


What time does the Hogwarts Express come to pick up the students?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
12 at midnight



what are the four houses?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Runs House, House of Payne, Bad Girls Club House, and House MD


Name all the Horcruxes
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A Zefron poster, a medallion, a goat, a Hungarian Horntail, a box of pencils, a pair of glasses, and a mirror.

How did Cedric die?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
he listened to rebecca black.



What happened to Harry's perants?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Their car fell into an alligator pit. The alligator ate Harry's parents, took out a knife, and gave Harry his scar


What did Harry name his kids?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
((Thank deadwizardgod you know Starkid))

Harry, Ron, and Hermione

Where do Vanished objects go?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Rufus Hound, Donald Duck and Simon Cowell's closet.



Name all the members of the Weasley family
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over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Ahkmad, O'Doyle, Rufus, Bob Saget, Honey Booboo Child, Tom Riddle, Lindsay Lohan, and Blue


What is Azkaban
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
It's a type of lizard.



what is a Voldemort?
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