Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
It goes so nice with his eyes

What's a crystal ball?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A Self destructing bomb.

What animal animagus is Lupin?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
A frog

What's Sirius's profession?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He's a stripper. ;)

Who is Ron Weasley?
over a year ago Affxionate said…
Your father

who killed dumbledore
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
laugh
Casper the friendly ghost

What's a Kreacher
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
A huge blue thing that has ten eyes, five legs, two mouths, and 7 noses.

Who is Cornelius Fudge?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Not who but what. It's something that is sold in a sweet shop.

Why didn't Filch and Umbridge go out together?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
They were so ugly, they didn't want to have a baby twice as ugly.

What's are Ice Mice?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Mice that live in alaska.

What's a Flobberworm?
over a year ago nessie-eska said…
Inside a jelly.

What did Harry do with Elder Wand?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He uses it to barbecue things with.

What did Voldemort do with the Elder Wand?
over a year ago prim17luvr101 said…
Voldemort used a time-turner to go back in time and kill Dumbledore when he was at the orphanage with the Elder Wand.

Who was Lily Evans/Potter's best friend?
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over a year ago CcDavidsen said…
James Potter

Who are the Weasley children's parents?
over a year ago Hufflepuffqueen said…
((prim17luvr101 i take it someone has watched how harry potter should have ended? hehe ;) ))
Well after deciding that there was know way in wizarding hell that they'd ever be able to have a kid, Dumbldore and Snape decided to adopt.
over a year ago 7bella3 said…
uh i didnt get a question soooo ill make one up

Whats a parsltoung (sorry i cant spell it right xD)

Its a parsle with a tounge on it

Who is the boy who lived
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Acromantula Aragog.

Why did Harry and Hermione go to Godric's Hollow?
over a year ago Fidanzata said…
mischievous
What ?!...( look video)


What is the name of Harry Potter? :)
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over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
Mickey Mouse (shh, he doesn't want people to know.)

Who did Draco Malfoy marry?
over a year ago Kitcatcmp said…
Gabrielle Delcaour. It was kept a secret from Fleur and her family.

Why did Voldemort kill Cedric?
over a year ago signesv said…
Cause Cedrics dog bite him.

Who was James potters father
over a year ago ginnyweasley99 said…
Mrs. Weasley

Why did Snape love Lily?
over a year ago FantasyLover543 said…
Actually he didn't love Lily he loved James

Why was James such a dick?

over a year ago TARDIS-Granger said…
He didn't have one

Why did umbridge sack trelawny
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
Jealousy; Become Umbridge loved Snape and Trelawny refused to let go of him.

Why didn't Dumbledore ever marry?
over a year ago FantasyLover543 said…
He was a pedophile and didn't want anyone to know.(that's why he loved harry so much ;) )


Why did snape not wash his hair?
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
He was allergic to shampoo.

Who is Fleur Declacour?
over a year ago traceyhp said…
Rita Skeeter's secret agent.



What are the names of Harry's children?
over a year ago petefan said…
Hugo Potter , Fred Potter , Victorie Potter

When Harry was born
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
He was born inside the Whomping Willow yesterday; he is dead and revived again every 20 years.

Who did Harry marry?
over a year ago TottiMerotti said…
Pansy Parkinson. Draco lost his fortune and she saw the error of her ways. The two of them went on to have three more children. Always a little awkward when the Wealesy come over for supper though.

Why was Professor Flitwick so small? WHY!?
over a year ago JacobBlackFever said…
He Was was cast by a small wizard to change his hight then he was turned small

Why did Snape die?
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
He died defending my honor.

Why didn't Snape every marry?
over a year ago Alvin2442 said…
He feared the opposite gender.

Who is Luna Lovegood?
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
Dumbledore's daughter and Neville's wife

How did Cedric Diggory die?
over a year ago JacobBlackFever said…
He backfired and hit a big rock

What happened to Ginny and Harry after 19 years?
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
They divorced so Harry could marry Ron.

What happened to Luna Lovegood?
over a year ago Kitcatcmp said…
She found a sick crumple horned snorkack and was last seen nursing it back to health

Why did Cornelius Fudge get sacked?
over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
Because they found out that he was really a muggle.

What is a werewolf?
over a year ago qwertygirl12345 said…
A sparkly animal who eats glitters for breakfast and farts rainbow at night.

Why Draco's hair is white?
over a year ago ActingIsMyLife said…
he dyed it to look cool

what is a metamorphmagus?
over a year ago QueenofthePika said…
A metamorphmagus is a long term for a butterfly (metamorphosis)

Why does Voldemort in the baby form look like a shriveled up midget elf human half breed?
over a year ago DW_girl said…
Because he thinks Dumbledore finds him hot when he looks like that.
Q. Why does Hagrid like dragons and spiders?
over a year ago QueenofthePika said…
Because someday he will gather up all of them and attempt to rule the world.

Why would Tom Riddle make his name Tom Riddle (I forgot what's here) just to mix up his name to spell "I am Lord Voldemort?"
over a year ago blingz_13 said…
Because he is too smart to do anagrams

What does Professor Mcgonagall look like with her hair down?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Britney Spears but much hotter

What does Snape teach
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
grade 1 maths - he finds muggle subjects far more interesting.

Why is transfiguration a subject?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because Voldemort wanted new socks and requested that Hogwarts teach him.

Why do the Death Eaters hate muggles?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Because a muggle once stole Voldemort's tedy bear and he killed half of the world's population untill he found it

What does Voldemort intend to do after he wins the war
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
He wants to marry a muggle lady and live happily ever after sharing his power with everyone

Why does Neville live with his parents?