Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Harry got mad that she wrote about him without permission, and turned her into one.


Why was the basilisk petrifying muggle-borns?
over a year ago flikangaroo said…
Because Dobby forgot to give him a tea-cozy for his birthday

Why is Percy so smart?
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over a year ago saraandjess2448 said…
cuz hes a robot designed to know everything :P

who's voldemort?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Your mom

What happened to Draco?
over a year ago hpfan118 said…
His mom got him a boggart for Christmas and he got so happy that he jumped up and down and he fell so hard that when he hit the pavement he all of a sudden turned mad


what happened to Bellatrix
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
she was revealed to be a man



who does harry potter marry?
over a year ago saraandjess2448 said…
Bellatrix

What's hogwarts?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Your House


Is Draco Malfoy a girl?
over a year ago twipotter said…
of course he.. oh sorry SHE is

whom did bellatrix marry?
over a year ago hpfan118 said…
Hagrid



Why are lily potter and james potter dead
over a year ago miss_orange said…
Gas Poisoning.


What Are The Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago loveam96 said…
The three things that cause death.

Would you shag dear Voldy??
over a year ago XXwhy_meXX said…
Nope, You Know What They Say About Men With Long Noses...How About Men With None O_o

What was Voldemort's Pet?
over a year ago DrJacksonLake said…
smile
The Golden Snitch

Why Voldemort tries to kill Harry?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
because harry stole his cookie



what are voldemorts 7 horcruxes?
over a year ago XXwhy_meXX said…
1. Sneezy
2. Sleepy
3. Dopey
4. Doc
5. Happy
6. Bashful
7. Grumpy


Who Was Snape's Childhood Friend?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
batman



how does hedwig die?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
poachers shot her.




why is ron's hair red?
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over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
his mother tipped beans on his head



what is voldemort's secret horcrux
over a year ago simpleplan said…
Spiderman


Why does Vernon Dursley turn purple when he is angry?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
because he's part prune


what's a hufflepuff?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
It's a kind of cake

Who killed Harry's parents?
over a year ago simpleplan said…
Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy


Why do they need to look for books in the libary then they know magic?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
because they don't have computers!!!



why does buckbeak eat ferrets?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Cause they taste like wine

Whos Cedric Diggory?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
a sparkely, fairy, vampire



what qualities do you have to have to be hufflepuff? (besides, not good enough for any other house)
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
you have to be on tv

Who created the goblet of fire?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
the same person who made the spoon of water...




how did dumbledore get his beard?
over a year ago XXwhy_meXX said…
He Stole It From a Goat...


What are the four houses in Hogwarts?

over a year ago Kittylexy said…
addition, subtraction, mulitiplication, division

Who created the philosopher stone?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
the house of pancakes, the white house, house of blues, and the house of the devil...lol




why is hagrid so big?
over a year ago XXwhy_meXX said…
@Kittylexy lol xD

He was the original alice in wonderland. except, he never shrank back Oo


What Is Slytherin's Moto?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
wait til our fathers hear about this!!!!




how can you stick your head in the floo fire and not get burned
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
because ur made of water

Why did the hippogriff scratch Draco?
over a year ago ItComesToThis said…
Because he didn´t like that Draco wants to copy him because his hair color is very similar to hippogriff´s fur/feather (hippogrif has both I think)

Why does Hagrid grow so much pumpkins?
over a year ago dracofan001 said…
cause they are abnormally big like himself




why is it a sorting hat? why not sorting robe or scarf, or sock
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
cause "sorting" and "hat" have "t" in it

Why did Ron went to Hogwarts?
over a year ago NightFrog said…
Because he thought he was going to develop a cream for a hog's warts there.

How did Viktor Krum become so talented at Quiddich?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
his mother used to chase him with a broomstick



what is mad eye's real name
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Happy Hatter

What is a dementor?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
a nice kind ghost that gives candy to azkaban inmates



what did harry use to cure ron in the half blood prince after ron was poisoned
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Sectumsempra

Who is the prisoner of Azkaban?
over a year ago XXwhy_meXX said…
Your Mom.


Who is the Head of Ravenclaw?
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over a year ago SpecialAgentKat said…
an ex Ravenclaw

Who is Cho Chang?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
hagrid's giant sister



what does dumbledore use to escape from umbridge and fudge in the order of the phoenix
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Cupcakes x3

What was Snape's last word?
over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
i'm so tottaly gay for you harry



who is tom riddle?
over a year ago miss_orange said…
A Hufflepuff kid that we only saw in the first book.


Who opened the chamber of secrets?
over a year ago simpleplan said…
That one guy in the mask.

Why are the Dursleys described as animals?
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over a year ago guilmon2149 said…
because they eat hay



what is voldmort's mother called
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