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Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she's a good kisser


What is a muggle?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
A love child of a Death Eater and a snake.

Where is Diagon Alley?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
In Atlantis


What is Quidditch?
over a year ago adieee said…
A special time of a young wizards life when he realises that witches are girls

How did Liuna become so strange?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Spinach gone wrong

How did Dumbledore die?
over a year ago adieee said…
He couldn't bare that Harry return his feelings and couldn't live with the rejection

How did Bellatrix die?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
^^ LOL!

He and Bellatrix were hanging out on top of the astronomy tower, and Dumbledore made the mistake of making a crack about Voldemorts lack of a nose, so Bella got pissed off and pushed him off. It didn't kill him though, so Fenrir Greyback had to finish the job......:s

How did Greyback become a werewolf?
over a year ago adieee said…
Fred and George slipped him one of their sweets

What is a snatcher?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Dirty spaggetti.

How do you destroy a horcrux?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
By making it listen to Justin Beiber music. Actually, that'd kill anyone!

Who owned the Sword of Gryffindor and how did they use it?
over a year ago adieee said…
Show them a picture of Robert Pattinson, that's enough to destroy anything

Why did Bellatrix kill Fred?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Bellatrix lestrange and she used it to cut her fingernails. Obviously she lost it! XD

Who is Fenrir Greyback?
over a year ago adieee said…
Hermione's lover

Why is Ron so freaked out about spiders?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He's a hobo who cross dresses and directs documentaries

What was the second task in the TriWizard tournament?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
oops, FAIL on my part
over a year ago WolfPred said…
To drive Bellatrix insane.

Who is Dobby?
over a year ago adieee said…
lol, how many times has that happened now?
Finding Voldemot's nose, no one could finish the tournament

How were the Death Eaters created?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Lots of black smoke.

Whats a Dragon?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Voldemorts father O_O

What is a house elf?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Lucius' children.

Whats hogwarts?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
An anti-wart cream marketed by Voldemort that really makes you hair fall out so you'll look more like him.

Why did Bellatrix go to Azkaban?
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over a year ago WolfPred said…
Because she stole Harrys glasses

Why is Voldemort evil?
over a year ago adieee said…
Lucius' 'special' area ;)

Why did Bellatrix kill Sirius?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Sirius stole her Barbie Dolls

Is Voldemort really evil?
over a year ago adieee said…
No, he just lies to hide the fact that he's in love with Harry

Why does Lupin go out once a month
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
because he is allergic to the past 29 days without the full moon - the without full moon syndrome

What is a bezoar?
over a year ago adieee said…
A wizard's version of viagra that lasts much longer and makes the time much more satisfying

Why was Barty Crouch Jr sent to Azkaban?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because he raped Aberforth's goat.

What are the four houses of Hogwarts School?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
fruits, vegetables, meat and dairy.

Why is Snape so nasty to Harry?
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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Harry walked in on him singing along to Miley Cyrus, and was afraid Harry would tell Voldemort!

Why doesn't Bellatrix like Snape?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because when they were 9, he put bubblegum in her hair, and then laughed about it.

What is the chamber of secrets?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A room that contains urban legends, like Voldemorts nose, Bellatix's combs, Snapes shampoo, etc.

Why don't the Dursleys like Harry?
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over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because he ate a cake they wanted.

What is Azkaban?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
IT's a secret shhhhh!

What is Harry Potter's own website?
how about Hagrid's? Ron's? Hermione's? Hogwarts' website?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A jail Voldemort set up so that he could lock up Death Eaters and test their loyalty. Bellatrix passed the test by far!

Why doesn't Lucius get a haircut?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because he's trying to make his hair as long as dumbledore's

How did Voldemort return to power?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Bellatrix professed undying love for him, and he HAD to come back just to shut her up. Love truly IS all powerful, haha

Why did Wormtail betray Harry's parents?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because he was trying to watch Glee, but they changed the channel, so he wanted revenge.

How did Sirius die?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because they didn't invite him to their birthday


Why didn't Lupin do anythign to stop the others from bullying Snape when they were at school?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Lupin secretly thought it was hilarious, he was a troublemaker at heart, but acted the part of a nice, rule-follower all the time because he was afraid Greyback would get him again if he didn't.

Why was Bellatrix sent to Azkaban?
over a year ago adieee said…
Secretely she killed Harry's parents but lets Voldemort believe he did it because he's so proud of it

Why does Lucius hate Bellatrix?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Because she took his car out, and scratched it, accidentally.

What are dementors?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Cute, cuddly fluffy animals that are great with kids. They come in pink, red, and purple.


What's a patronus?
over a year ago adieee said…
The children Lily had with her secret other family, partly the reason she died, the other family was close to Voldemort you see

Why does Snape hate Harry?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
It's a kind of soup, it's very popular in France.

Why did Voldemort kill Snape?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Snape stole all of his Death Eater action figures


Who was Snape in love with and why?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
He was in love with Voldy, because the no nose look really turns him on. And that Snake-like face makes him hot.

Why is potions Harry's least favorite class?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he thinks Snape is really ugly, and gets distracted thinking how much Snape needs a nose job.

What is Harry's favorite class?
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Home Economics. He can't cook to save his life.

Who is the oldest Weasley?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ginny. She's really 35, but takes too many anti-aging potions.


Who did Bill Weasley marry?
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