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Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he thinks they'll make him look smarter and more impressive to women.


Why did Harry have Ron stab the horcrux/locket in DH instead of doing it himself?
over a year ago Love4Hermione said…
Because the pumpkins are the colses things he has to balls
over a year ago Love4Hermione said…
ops sorry Kate! my fail, nvmind thqat, just answer Kates Q.
over a year ago adieee said…
Because it would have broken his nails


Why did Dumbledore rat out Barty Crouch Jr?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he had a lifelong grudge against Barty ever since Barty stole his girlfriend.

Why didn't Hermione leave with Ron in DH?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because she wanted to have some private time with Harry ;)

Why did Ron leave Harry and Hermione in the first place?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He got sick of watching Harry and Hermione making out all the time.



How did Voldemort get so evil?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
He was cyber bullied on wizarding Facebook =)

Why does a mandrake squeal so irritatingly?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because it is tired of eating durt all the time


What is Harry's favorite video game?
over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
What's a video game?

Who is Harry's best friend?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
Bellatrix Lestrange

Who is draco's mother?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Patunia


Who is Dudley's cousin
over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
*Petunia

George Washington

Who is Dudley?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
a little pig in candy land


who is Dumbledore?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
A klutzy troll who is really boring :P


What's a horcrux?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
This radical new type of scarf that only really cool people have.

Why do wizards have school for 7 years?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
Because Voldemort only did 6 years, and look how he turned out!

Why are there 4 Hogwarts houses?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because the pixies took all of Dumbledore's glasses

Why do Fred and George leave school?
over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
To become an Abba tribute act with Draco and Luna.

Why does Bellatrix work for Voldemort?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
Because he pays her well

Why does Lucius hate mudbloods?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
They made fun of him for taking ballet as a child.

Why is Hagrid so tall?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
Because he got put through a taffy puller.


Who is Fleur Delacour?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
Because he got put through a taffy puller.


Who is Fleur Delacour?
over a year ago adieee said…
Molly's long lost daughter, obviously they didn't know that when she married Bill

Who took Draco on his first date and where did they go?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
He took Winky the House-Elf to a Styx concert.

Why do Crabbe and Goyle hang out with Draco?
over a year ago PaulInDaHood said…
Because Draco threatened to tell everyone they play with Barbies if they didn't. And he needed the bodyguards.


What does Scabior do?
over a year ago adieee said…
He watches the trio from the bushes and keeps a diary of everything they do

Why is Bellatrix insane?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
She got locked in a bathroom with Moaning Myrtle.....never was quite the same after that.


Why did Hagrid get expelled?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
He ate Aragog! Good thing Aragog survived =D

By the way, Who is Aragog?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A giant , fluffy, VERY cuddly cute kitty cat.

Why did Aragog want to eat Harry and Ron in COS?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
Aragog didn't want to eat them,
he wanted to eat the cookies Ron was hiding in his pocket :D

Why is Ron scared of spiders?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
because they want to tap dance with Ron

What is you account number in Gringotts? Can I steal from it?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
The account number is G-E-T-L-O-S-T-5-9-0, and no, you can't steal from it, it's guarded by a man eating dragon. Plus, it's full of chocolate, not gold.

Why do goblins work at gringotts??
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over a year ago adieee said…
Because the agents took all of their money

Why did Barty Jr join Voldemort?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because he was affraid that voldimort would take all of his stuffed animals.


Why did Harry suspect Snape of stealing the sorcers stone?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he though Snape looked like an untrustworthy thief. Stereotype much, Harry?

How did Voldemort acquire Nagini?
over a year ago adieee said…
An infomercial, he got her for $5.50

Why does Lucius change his look in DH?
over a year ago lovedrchase said…
Someone told him that Voldemort is prettier than him.


why did ron leave Harry and Hermione?
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over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
He was afraid Voldemort would find out he was the one who stole his nose, and that Harry would find out he was planning to steal his.

What happens when you drink unicorn blood?
over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
The unicorn's dinosaur lover comes back to avenge their death and, bad luck, you die.

Who is Andromeda Black?
over a year ago RealSunshine said…
She's Nagini's half sister.

What happened between Hagrig & Maxime?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
They fought an epic battle over who would get to be the chief half-giant. History never tells us the victor.

How did Dumbledore break his nose?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Long story. I'll only say that it involved peanut butter and lots of pelicans...

Who was Voldemort?

over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
He was Hermione's cat before Crookshanks. When she got a new cat he turned evil and changed into the body of a human.

Why does Voldemort have no nose?
over a year ago TheDon0603 said…
A human's soul is located in the nose, so when Voldemort messed his soul up so bad his nose fell off.

Why does Dobby like Harry so much?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because they had some very 'special' time together

Why are Harry and Hermione so close?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because Harry gave Hermione a Bertty bots every flavor beans, bean.

Why does everyone look so old in the seventh one part one?
over a year ago Hermione-Fan361 said…
laugh
Because they all got surgery.


Why are Fred and George identical?
over a year ago adieee said…
One of their pranks went wrong and that was the price

Why does Ron leave in DH?
over a year ago Hermione-Fan361 said…
mischievous
Because Ginny threw a rock at his head and he dissaperated by mistake (because he was dizzy.)

Why did Harry jump in the frozen pond in DH?
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