Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago ryomaidol said…
On a wizardring party, Snape trying to hex Bellatrix hexed Harry instead and thus creating his lightning scar

Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?
over a year ago delamico said…
President of the USA.

Why is Draco blond?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
He's blond because Ron cast a spell - Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow Turn This Stupid Fat Rat Yellow - to scabbers but hit Draco instead but instead of becoming yellow, his hair become blond =)

Who is George's twin?
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over a year ago Kiana-M-McMahon said…
Hannah Montana

Who is Fred's twin?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
The Spell Wingardium Leviosa

Who is the first headmaster/headmistress of Hogwarts?
over a year ago KishuandIchigo said…
Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

What are the horcruxes?
over a year ago delamico said…
Charlie the Unicorn, Angelica Pickles, Jake Sully's bow, the One Ring, R2D2 and my sock.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
They can instantly kill someone at first sight
1 - my poo
2 - your poo
3 - Voldy's poo

Is JK Rowling a witch?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
No, she's a Sparkly Vampire from Twilight who died from the Lameness of it all (Twilights lameness)

What is a Centaur?
over a year ago ryomaidol said…
A very awesome creature that isn't on Twilight!

Who are Moody, Wormatil, Padfoot, and Prongs?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
They are smurfs

What does Snape teach?
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
needlework and homemaking class

Why is Harry Potter famous?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because he lived after an attempted rape by Fred and George

Why do the Death Eaters hate mud bloods and blood traitors?
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Because they laughed at the Death Eater's masks.

Why does Albus Dumbledore have a beard?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because he is allergic to Veet cream.

Who is Minerva McGonagall's spouse?
over a year ago lakota_spirit said…
Ronald Mcdonald
What did Aberforth do to the goat?
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over a year ago delamico said…
He fed it with candy floss.

What's Narcissa Malfoy's favorite piece of clothing?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
Probably a trench coat

Why does Voldemort not like Muggles?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because girls prefer a Muggle nose.

What do Severus Snape and James Potter do in an abandoned broom closet?

over a year ago Draco--Malfoy said…
Make out

Who is Severus Snape.
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
Harry's dad.

Hermione married who?
over a year ago delamico said…
Crookshanks.

What can you see on the Marauder's Map?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
People who are going to the loo.

Sirius Black escaped prison for what again?
over a year ago Draco--Malfoy said…
For stealing a lock of Harry's hair

Who's Dumbly?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A transvestite who can do a mean guitar solo

Why is Ron afraid of spiders?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Cause he went crazy.

Whats an Erumpant horn?
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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A type of knife that causes whoever is stabbed with it to grow a pair of large, unremovable goat horns.

What does Xenophilius Lovegood do for a living?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
He sells exotic fruit to sparkly vampires

What is a werewolf?
over a year ago Severusalan said…
sell paper flower's
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A wolf that likes to wear clothes around

What is a unicorn?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
@Severusalan, sorry! I didn't see you already answered that before I posted, my bad, :(
over a year ago Severusalan said…
how long has it been since snape got a hair cut
over a year ago WolfPred said…
13 Years.

Where does Harry live?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Years! Dobby sneaks into his rooms at night and trims his hair. Snape just think's it won't grow for some reason.

Who is Dobby, anyways?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
oops, :( I FAILed again, :(
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Lol
Dobby is Voldemorts dad

What is Kreacher?
over a year ago Draco--Malfoy said…
they are a group of pink DE's

What's a pheonix?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A large insect that instantly burns everyone nearby when it dies.

Why did the centaurs drag Umbridge away?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
They liked her.

How did Voldemort die?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He told Bellatrix that he was dating Alecto Carrow......Bella got jealous and went a bit overboard.......

Why does Lucius carry around the Snake Pimp Cane?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
He deals with Snake prostitutes.

Why is Bellatrix insane?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she accidentally walked in on Lucius and Narcissa making out....enough to drive anyone crazy!


Who is Bellatrix married to?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
My cousins,brothers,friends,fathers,wifes,sis­ter­s,p­et snake.

What colour is rons hair?
over a year ago adieee said…
Hermione


Why does Draco hate Harry?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Harry once gave him a wedgie


Why does Dumbledore never try to kill Voldemort?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Cause he gotz feelinz for him!

What is Nagini?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
A magical chocolate chip cookie that Voldemort carries around with him all the time

Why did Voldemort Kill Cedric Diggory?
over a year ago adieee said…
Because girls like him better and he has a nose :(

Why does Snape protect Harry?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Because Voldemort HATES vampires!

Who is Peter Pettigrew?
over a year ago adieee said…
Voldemort's love child with Lucius

Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
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