Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago sisi_st said…
Because his uncle and aunt are divorced. His aunt is an undercover Death Eater in Brazil and his uncle went to the Himalayas to become a monk. And he doesn't have other relatives.

Which is the rarest chocolate frog card
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Percy Jackson's

What is Hogsmede?
over a year ago Haonako said…
a type of wand made by harry potter himself

who is jk rowling
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Some brittish woman

who is Draco Malfoy?
over a year ago Roleplayer said…
my bf

why did the sorting put harry in gryffindor
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
He did?! I thought he volunteered as tribute and replaced Peeta in order to be with Katniss, his ultimate crush...

Why was Snape's hair so greasy?
AmberEdith commented…
Omg, the best answer :P over a year ago
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because it turned out that he was allergic to all known types of shampoo

Why was Hermione such a brainiac?
hermionesparks commented…
haha! good one! over a year ago
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
When she was little she accidentally swallowed a textbook

Why is Draco such an @$$?
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
Don't let him hear you say that or else.... "My father will hear about this!"

Why does Voldemort love killing people?
Fangirl521 commented…
lol! over a year ago
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because he has self-esteem issues.

Who was Snape truly a spy for?
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
The Volturi

What really happened to Dumbledore's blackened hand?
AmberEdith commented…
Haha XD over a year ago
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He stuck it into a fire. How else would it get blackened?

Who was/were Hermione's best friends?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Draco Malfoy, Cho Chang, andCedric Diggory

What did Neville do in the Battle of Hogwarts?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He did repeated handstands.

Who are the Dursleys?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
They are goblins who work with Bill

Who was Cedric going out with?
over a year ago Haonako said…
Dumbledore

Who were the founders of Hogwarts?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Bob and Bill

Who was Hermione?
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
The President of the House-elves

Why did Harry give his prize money to the Weasley twins?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because he owed them - he'd been losing bets to them throughout the past 4 years.

What is a house elf?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
A type of dragon

Why does Snape want to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because it's his worst subject and he wants to make everyone fail it (he was in a really bad mood each time he applied).

What is the connection between Harry and Voldemort?

over a year ago Haonako said…
they are second cousins thrice removed

why didnt draco kill dumbledore
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He didn't?!! I thought he did.....

What is the connection between Harry and Neville?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
They are both avid fans of Narnia

Who is Remus Lupin?
over a year ago Haonako said…
my father

what are the four houses of hogwarts?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago Haonako said…
another name for Slytherin's common room

what position does harry play in quidditch?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He plays the Snitch

Which team does Harry play for?
over a year ago Haonako said…
Wildcats

Why did Narcissa lied to Voldemort?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because she's a compulsive liar

What was in Bellatrix's vault which had her so worried?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
A picture of her hugging Dumbledore and Harry wearing an "I hate Voldemort" tee-shirt

How many horcruxes did Voldemort make and what were they?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
He only made one. He chopped off his nose and made one from his nose. That's why he has no nose.

Who is Dudley?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Harry's loving brother who was a squib so he couldn't attend Hogwarts with him

What is Voldemort's real name?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Michael Jackson but its a secret. After loosing the war he went into the music industry.
He's one Smooth Criminal

Why did Fleur marry Bill
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
Well, she really wanted Harry and thought getting close to the Weasleys or one of them would help but she ended up with a Weasley anyway.

Why did Scrimgeour succeed Fudge?
over a year ago Haonako said…
The position is passed down father to son.

What trait does the Ravenclaw house value?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
A good sense of style

What is a mandrake/mandagora?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
It's a plant which emits the best lullaby in the world.

What does a Draught of Living Death do?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Takes out your adenoids

Who is Horace Slughorn?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
The Dursleys' next door neighbour

Why did Hagrid once try to turn Dudley into a pig?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Because Snape made him.

How can you see a thestral?
over a year ago karolinak1999 said…
You don't, they're extinct species

What was the last Horcrux?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Voldemort's pet spider

Why didn't Harry use Felix Felicis to help him win the final battle?
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
Dunno, maybe it's for some stupid noble reason

Why did Hermione choose Ron over Krum?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Because Ron's hair is cooler

What is the Knight Bus?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
A bus in the shape of a knight from a chess game.

What was Stan Shunpike's job?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Mopping the floor at the leaky cauldron

How do you get to your vault at Gringotts?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
You politely ask the dragon to move out of the way and let you in.

Why did Buckbeak attack Malfoy?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Because he thought Malfoy's hairstyle was unacceptable.

How does Madam Pomfrey cure broken bones?

over a year ago Flickerflame said…
She doesn't. Instead, she removes the broken bones and gives her patient Skele-Gro to help him or her replace the bones.

Why is Lockhart incompetent?
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