Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
It is a tie between Twilight and Mean Girls

Who founded Hogwarts?
over a year ago SEEKER6 said…
big smile
Winky.

Why did Snape love Lily?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Because she smells like candy


Where does Bellatrix live?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
Spinner's End

Who does Voldemort love?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Bellatrix, only he won't tell anyone because he's afraid of getting sued.

Why didn't the Snatchers recognize Harry?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
Becoz he drank polyjuice potion 2 look like Uncle Vernon.
Why is Hagrid so big?
over a year ago AaronHaley4ever said…
because he drinks Skele-grow for breakfast.

Where did Lucius Malfoy get his cane?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
At "Toys R Us"

Does Lucius Malfoy bleach his hair?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
Of course, he and Draco are actually gingers, but they are embarrassed to admit that.

Who is Harry's mother?
over a year ago angiii7 said…
a deer

How did Voldie die?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
heart
Rodolphus Lestrange killed him when he figured out Bellatrix loved him

Why did Hermione kissed Ron?
over a year ago xElvenPiratex said…
Peeves convinced her she was a Dementor.

Why did Lily stop speaking to Snape?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
Because Snape was better in Potions

Why Snape killed Dumbledore?
over a year ago xElvenPiratex said…
Because he ate all of Snape's Every Flavour Beans (tsk tsk)

Why did Mrs. Weasley send Ron a howler?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he ate her secret stash of Candy bars.

Why did Voldemort hug Draco in DH part 2 movie.
over a year ago tomfeltonfan44 said…
Bcos draco wanted to donate his nose to him

Why did cedric diggory die?
over a year ago ApolloPride said…
Voldemort was jealous of his good looks

Why is wormtail so short?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
Becoz Voldey likes looking down at him.
Why does Fluffy have three heads?
over a year ago evannapotter said…
Because one day, he wished it
Why does Ginny married Harry?
over a year ago Apollo_Vancier said…
Because he's rich and has sexy glasses.
Why do elves serve wizards/witches?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
because Santa replaced them with different elves.

who is Hagrids half brother?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
The bicycle salesman living in the forest.
Why are cornish pixies blue?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
It stayed in the ocean too long.
Why doesnt Harry have a sister?

over a year ago arianne20 said…
..because james and lily seperated..lily said she love snape more than james...

why is aunt petunia so ugly?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Lily got sick of her being mean so she cast a spell on her.

what's Harry's cousin's name?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
Gaius Maximus

Why didn't Draco kill Dumbledore?
over a year ago georgiagrace96 said…
because he decided it wasn't right to kill his own son.

why are the books often referred to as the harry potter series?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
Becoz JK thought it sounded magical.
How do you get to Hogwarts?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
You have to kill a Muggle with gillyweed.

Why is Hagrid's head so big?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
mischievous
He took some viagra, but it had an adverse effect.
Why does Voldemort have a snake?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
Because the dragons are too big.

Why does Dumbledore like lemon drops?
over a year ago JUSTPLAINHARRY said…
smile
Because they remind him of earwax
Who is Rubeus Hagrid?
over a year ago Harpaw8 said…
A bannana

Why does Harry Potter eat cookies?
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over a year ago turturkeykey said…
Because Snape told him not to.

Why did Ron hate his Weasley sweater?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
laugh
He thought it made his ears look big

Why does Dumbledore likes Grindelwald?
over a year ago terhenetar said…
Because he is blonde and blonds have more fun.

Why does Wormtail live as a rat for so many years?
over a year ago Harpaw8 said…
Because he thought he looked better as a rat
Who is He-who-must-not-be-named?
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over a year ago PotterForever said…
A rap singer who has several #1 hits

Who is Hedwig?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Hermione's muggle friend

Why is Harry's patronus a stag?
over a year ago WaterLestrange said…
because deers r his favourite animal

who created the whompin' willo
over a year ago LadyTrancy said…
Lucius Malfoy, because he wanted some shade whilst he knit on the weekends.

Why did Snape love Lily?
over a year ago turturkeykey said…
Because he wanted to annoy Petunia.



Why does Hermione go to the library?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
To meet up with Draco

Where does McGonagall lives?
over a year ago athena305 said…
On Mars. Pigfarts, to be exact.

Why does Ron love Hermione?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
Because her favorite color is pink

Why did Harry throw the locket over the brige?
over a year ago MrsFinnigan534 said…
because hermione gave it to him



why does seamus blow everything up?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
because he bring bombs everywhere

Why didnt harry and hermione married each other?
over a year ago laylafly said…
Cuz they didnt know what to name their children


Why did the golden trio traveled the hole world?

over a year ago fantasyfreaks said…
They traveled the whole world so they could find the nargles medicine because without her medicine, she would turn into Voldemort missing nose and no one wants a free thinking nose.

What did Harry name his children?
over a year ago Kittylexy said…
Lady Gaga, J-Depp, and MJack

Why is Jk Rowling a squib?