Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A Weasley prank

Where in London do you buy wands?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
tescos(for people who don't know its a popular supermarket in england,) there hidden behind the moldy chicken


what is a dementors kiss?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
It's when a really ugly person kisses you. Anyone who gets it goes into shock so much they might never recover

Who killed Sirius Black?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
I killed him.

What is Wormtail?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A spell that turns people into rats

Who is currently master of the Elder Wand?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Filch.

Did Merlin wear pants?
over a year ago Bellatrix_bb said…
no he wears an over sized diaper with flames on it


who did Bellatrix kill in the Ministry?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Harry, duh.

Which House does Snape like the best?
over a year ago ItComesToThis said…
Hufflepuff, cos he loves yellow and he just always wanted to have a badger as a pet ;)

How can Basilisk fit into pipes at Hogwarts?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
I'd have to FIND out. If I can fit, so can it.

Who is the youngest House player in a century?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Dora the Explorer

Who's Voldemort?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
My pet cobra

Where would you find a bezoar?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
Starbucks


Who is Neville Longbottom?
over a year ago Bellatrix_bb said…
the purple catctus in herbology


Who took Luna's shoes?
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over a year ago toppotternerd said…
i did, i liked the purple lights on them sorry :(


What is harry famous for?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
He won 1st prize in a burger eating contest

Who was Snape's love interest?
over a year ago Bellatrix_bb said…
His purple teddy bear's mother


How did Doby find Harry in the first place?
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over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
In Narnia

Who opened the Chamber of Secrets
over a year ago ILOVEJCD said…
dudley, i think that is way too obvious

is hermione smart
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
She cheated during her OWLS.

Who was padfoot?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
filch


why did ginny marry harry? ((haha that rhymed))
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
No, Harry married Draco because they had cookies

What is Voldemort afraid of?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
His reflection. He's just that ugly.

What should I do with Snape's hair?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Wash it

Why is Umbridge so ugly?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
She's not a veela.

Why is Draco so mean?
over a year ago zar_far11 said…
Cuz he was hit w/ a "mean spell" while he was buying cookies

What is an Animagus?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
That little thing at the need of a shoelace

Can Bellatrix kill Hermione?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
mischievous
Yes, because she's vermin and causes disease.

Where's Harry's lightning bolt scar located.
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over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
Inside his ear, duh.

What happens if Dudley meets Crabbe and Goyle?
over a year ago LetsDuel2012 said…
They'll go to DisneyWorld
What house is Harry in?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Chinese tea house.

How did Dobby die?
over a year ago LetsDuel2012 said…
(sorry gotta do this one)
he went to a Justin Beiber concert
Is Dumbledore a good guy?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
How can he be? If he stole my Wedding ring and destroyed it.

What is Pigfarts?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
Nice one LetsDue2012!

Demonic Hogwarts.

Did Winky ever kill someone?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
No, because he has a boyfriend.

What is a bludger?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
A plant in Herbology

Should my friend ask Sirius out? Why or why not
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
No, because he smells and never has a shave.

Who's Ferret Boy?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
My brother

What's the twins favourite drink?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
The potion of despair.

Is Voldemort dead?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
To me he is.

Why is Remus Lupin a werewolf?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Because he used polyjuice potion to transform into Fenrir.

What is Dumbledore's patronus?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
An elk. He loves elk.

What character can fly?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Me!

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
big smile
Poison licorice.

What would Voldie's patrons be?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A banana

What is Dumbledore's boggart?
over a year ago LetsDuel2012 said…
Sonic the Hedgehog
Who Killed Snape?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
You mean what killed Snape? His own fart.

Who killed Serius?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
A frog

What's a nargle?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A horrid smell

What's a muggle?
over a year ago DramaQueen1020 said…
Not me.

What is Buckbeak?