Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Because he disppears peoples bones just like Madam Pomfrey!

What is the sorting hat's job?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
To be a hat. What other job could a hat have?

What is the Yule Ball?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
A very big and powerful ball. Dumbledore kept it in his office

What are all the magic schools?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
St Brutus' Institute for Incurably Criminal Boys... that's the only one I know.

How does someone use a Pensieve?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
They climb in, feet first

Who is Dolohov?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
One of the lesser known Hogwarts teachers. I think he teaches Ancient Runes.

How do you differentiate between George and Fred Weasley?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
George's nose is off centre

Who is Slughorn?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Slughorn was the first ever Minister of Magic

What does the Philosopher's Stone do?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
If you throw it at someone's head they get knocked out, like any other stone

Who killed Nagini?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Draco

What is the name of Draco's child seen in the epilogue?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Harry

Why does Professor Trelawney have that awful fragrant fire going all the time?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because it's the only way she knows of to have light in her classroom

Why does Prof. Trewlawney always smell of sherry?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Because once Hermione threw a bottle of it at her and she hasn't bothered to shower since

Who is Hagrid?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
The Headmaster of Hogwarts and the Minister of Magic too.

What is the name of the Weasley family's owl?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Pig; he got a bit better behaved.

When was the Chamber of Secrets opened when Tom Riddle opened it?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
The day after he finished building it

Why did he later decide to close the Chamber of Secrets again?
over a year ago Haonako said…
bc he killed mcgonagall and he didnt want dumbledore to find out

who was colin creevey
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
The giant squid

Who is Aragog
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Hagrid's second pet dragon after Norbert(a)

What is Ron's phobia?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
The fear of not marrying Hermione

What was Ginny's opinion of Draco?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
She was secretly in love with him but despaired about her family's likely reaction

What shape is Harry's famous scar?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
A star. When Voldemort cast it he actually purposely made that shape

What is Hermione's fave subject?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Pure-blood supremacy 101 She loves this subject

Is Voldemort married
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Yes.

What quidditch team does Ron go for?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
The Slimey Serpents

What is Malfoy Manor?
over a year ago AmberEdith said…
A new faction that you see for the first time in Insurgent.

Where can I buy a broom stick?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
At Moaning Myrtle's best broom sticks in Britain

How can you open the Chamber of Secrets
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Using a key

Who is the ghost of Gryffindor Tower?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
The Bloody Baron. He switched with Nick because Nick didn't want to be near Ron.

What is one use of dragon Blood?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Painting walls with it.

What can a witch or wizard do to deactivate a Muggle burglar alarm?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Borrow Harry's Invisibility Cloak and walk past it, duh

How many children did Molly and Arthur Weasley have?
over a year ago Haonako said…
none molly's barren

what does the spell "lumos" do
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Writes on walls in big luminous letters

What kind of dragon did Harry have to pass during the Triwizard Tournament?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
He didn't. It was Fluffy.

Why was Ron angry with Harry in GOF?

over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He was angry because he thought Harry and Hermione were secretly dating, the whole love triangle thing. It was after the magazine article Rita Skeeter wrote about Hermione.

Why do some people nickname Luna as Loony?
over a year ago WizardThatReads said…
Because 'Loony' believed that the name Luna was cursed by the Nargles.

Why doesn't Cedric sparkle like Edward Cullen?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because he hadn't yet accidentally tripped into a giant vat of glitter

What was the connection between Ludo Bagman and goblins?
over a year ago meow_lps said…
cus all the others are not cute and they are



why does tonks die
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over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because she told Bellatrix that Bellatrix was just jealous that she couldn't turn her hair pink too. Bellatrix got a little mad at that.

What does the spell Avis do?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
It lets you fly around Hogwarts at your leisure and fart rainbows

Which Weasley died and how did they die?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Ginny, she died in the Chamber Of Secrets. She was killed by either the Basilisk or Tom Riddle, no one knows for sure.

What is the name of Neville's pet and what species is it?

over a year ago MattieWeasley said…
It's name is Ronald McDonald the 2nd and it is a tortoise.

How did sirius black die?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
He was murdered by Peter Pettigrew shortly after the Potters died.

What does a Portkey do?
over a year ago MattieWeasley said…
It blows up everything within 50 miles.

What can mad-eye moody's magical eye see?
over a year ago Heart_of_a_Fan said…
Nothing. Mad-eye just pretends that it's magical.

Who wrote the Harry Potter books?
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over a year ago AaronHaley4ever said…
Homer Simpson

Why does Moanig Myrtle haunt a bathroom?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Because it's her favourite place in the whole wide world, according to her.

Why do the Dursleys hate Harry?
over a year ago Heart_of_a_Fan said…
Because he killed their favorite cat

Where is the Chamber of Secrets?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
In a secret place, so no one knows the answer

What kind of bird is Hedwig?
over a year ago Heart_of_a_Fan said…
It's actually not a bird it's a beaver

How do you get your mail in the magical world?