Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Peeves scared her to death with his annoying behavior.

How are Bellatrix and Narcissa related?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Narcissa is Bellatrix's pet squid.

What's a poltergeist?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
An original House of Hogwarts. The founder was Penny Poltergeist, but the other founders thought it was a stupid name, so they banished her.

Why can't students apparate/disapparate in Hogwarts?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because the teachers are afraid that they'll apparate into classrooms and steal the answers to the homework.

Why wasn't Harry allowed to go to Hogsmeade in his third year?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
^Lol at your answer, BTW, :P
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
(Haha thankies)

Because he told Snape that he should keep his 'abnormally large nose out of other people's business' so Snape banished him from Hogsmeade for the rest of the term.

How did Fred and George get the money to open their own shop?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
They stole it from Professor Snape, who'd stolen it from Dumbledore, who'd stolen it from Voldemort a la Robin Hood, who had stolen it from you don't wanna KNOW where!

Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
He had a horrible allergic reaction to Pettigrew (in rat form), so he told him to curse his nose off.

What do Hermione's parents do for a living?
over a year ago GoldnSnitch_96 said…
They clean septic tanks.



Why did the sorting hat put Harry in Gryffindor?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Because it wanted to prevent Drarry for happening. Can you imagine if Draco and Harry were in the same dorm? Rawr! x]

Who killed Dumbledore and why did he/she do it?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Ron of course, because Dumbledore said he was a Dramione shiper!

Who is Hermione in love with?
over a year ago lilith84 said…
Dobby :P

What is the tattoo that Ginny said Harry is supposed to have on his chest?

over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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A nude girl

What is Snape afraid of?
over a year ago lilith84 said…
that someone will raplace his black clothes with pink.

What car did the Weasleys have?
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over a year ago VanessaR said…
Ferrari=)

Who is the author the HP series?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Stephenie Meyer

Who is Hermione's best friend
over a year ago lilith84 said…
^^^ LOL I knew, I just knew her name will be the answer :P

Hermione's best friend is Dolores Umbridge.

What's the name of Hagrid's brother.
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Dobby

Who is Snape in love with?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Minerva McGonagall. He killed Dumbledore because he didn't want any competition for her love.

Who is Tom Riddle?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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Dumbledore

Who is Harry in love with?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Draco, hence the Drarry followers x]

Who gives Harry his owl and what does Harry name it?
over a year ago GoldnSnitch_96 said…
It was given to him by the cookie monster. Harry named it cookie (while the cookie monster was still around) and thats how it died.


Where is the chamber of secrets?
over a year ago Andressa_Weld said…
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In the burrow

What's Molly afraid of?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
She was afraid of Ron and Ginny marrying brunettes because she was afraid her grandkids would no longer be gingers.

What are the tests called in Hogwarts?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Nothing special, they're just called tests.

Why does Harry have to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
So he can win money to pay for Uncle Vernon's gastric bypass surgery

Who is the maker of the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ronald McDonald, he was experimenting in making something other than fast food.


What's a unicorn?
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
The result of cross breeding a hippogriff and a rhinoceros.

What is an animagus?
over a year ago Love4Hermione said…
A giant slug that can transferm into a snail


Whats a hippogriff?
over a year ago adieee said…
The result of cross breeding with a witch/wizard and a boggart

Why does Snape hate Harry, Ron and Hermione?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because they stole his pink fluffy socks in their first grade.
Why does Dumbledore like Harry, Ron and Hermione so much?
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over a year ago Scourgestar said…
cause they eat peanuts.


what is hermionies fave color and why?
over a year ago lilith84 said…
pink because it reminds her of her favourite teacher - Umbridge :)

How did Harry and Ron get to Hogwarts in their second year when they missed the train?
over a year ago vanillaicecream said…
Uncle Vernon gave them a lift!

Why Harry is so skinny?
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over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
laugh
BECUZ HE GOT LIPOSUCTION
over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
big smile
WHY IS VOLDIE-POO(VOLDEMORT'S "NAME" IN 234 WAYS TO P-O VOLDEMORT) BALD?
over a year ago dpaisita97 said…
Because When justin Beiber became famous he found out they had the same haircut and he didnt want to be compared to an idiot

Why does Snape have greasy hair?
over a year ago Scourgestar said…
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because he used to be a fry cook.

what is ron's fave animal?
over a year ago Fairylight410 said…
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a cornish pixie
over a year ago newbetomfan said…
laugh
yr supposed to say a qustion! urrgh! oh well i'll do it!

why is harrys second name potter?
over a year ago Talkitiv4Thalia said…
Because Harry's great great grandpa's last name was Otter but everyone would compare him to a monster with a flat paddle tail and sharp teeth so he changed his last name to Potter. Why did he pick the p? Because p stands for pimp. That's why Harry's last name is Potter!

Why is ginny Ron's sister
over a year ago nene72 said…
Because he wanted to try being a girl for a while (wait till harry finds out O.O)

Why did the death eater cross the road?
over a year ago toughgreg said…
Because the Death Eater eats chicken, and the chicken cross the road.

Why Snape calls Lily "Mudblood" when he loves her?
over a year ago SirEdmund said…
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Because she stole his snookie blankie


Why didn't Harry invite wormtale to his birthday???
over a year ago foopetsrule said…
He was afraid that he'd get slime on the carpet, (worm)

How did Harry's name get in the Goblet Of Fire?
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over a year ago lilith84 said…
Harry asked Snape do do him a favour because he really wanted to compete ;)

What kind of shop did the Weasley twins have?
over a year ago nene72 said…
Fashionable formalwear for the free elf.


Why does it take 3 Malfoys to screw in a light bulb?
over a year ago SirEdmund said…
Because they're all blonds


How do you confuse a weasley
over a year ago Talkitiv4Thalia said…
Say" hi and then tap them on the other side of their shoulder then spin them in circles
over a year ago Talkitiv4Thalia said…
Why did u read Harry potter?
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