Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Scream loudly and run away

Who is headmaster of Hogwarts?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Lord Voldemort's snake, Nagini.

How do you catch a train to Hogwarts?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
you have to give the magic train monkey a hug in exchange for a ticket and then he'll let you through the portal

what/who are fred and george weasley?
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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A pair of ferrets. McGonagall lets them run around the school, since Dumbledore mistakenly let Peeves have them as his pets

Who is Prongs?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Oh, lets see... Well he's lucius' house elf

How do you enter The Chamber of Secrets?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
There's this super-secret floor tile somewhere in the Charms corridor. You jump on it ten times, and you'll fall right into the chamber.

Why is the Shrieking Shack said to be haunted?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
At stroke of midnight every other night a very strange green glow comes from the Shrieking Shack. A voice always then cries out, "I AM BELLA SWAN AND I LOVE EDDIE-KINS!!!". Scary, isn't it?

What is Albus Dumbledore's full name?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
((Actually, that might be my boggart))
Albus I-Am Insaane Dumbledore
How did Moaning Myrtle die?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
She read the entire Twilight Saga.

Who is Newton Artemis Fido Scamander?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The guy that tripped on a broom while cleaning and invented the Quidditch broomstick.

Where was Godric Gryffindor born?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
In a Yellow Submarine.

Who is Tom Riddle?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Harry's father.

What teaching position does Snape want?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
History of Magic

Why did James and Snape hate each other so much?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
It's called flirting

How is the Elder wand passed from wizard to wizard?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
In a Sumo Wrestling Match! The Winner receives the wand.

Who created the Philosopher's Stone?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Plato

Where can you find Fluffy?
over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
You can find Fluffy in the Temple of Doom.

What does Borgin and Burke's sell?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
…Things…

Who is Minerva McGonagall?
over a year ago desertr said…
The winner of the 4th season of American Idol.

Why is Ron's rat acting funny?

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over a year ago Clavicula said…
It's on drugs, which it found in Ron's pocket.

How did Cedric Diggory die?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Tripped up the stairs

How did Dumbledore die?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
He watched Mean Girls 2


Why don't Harry, Ron, and Hermione return to Hogwarts in Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Because of the Hogwart's possy

Why was Harry suspicious of Draco in HBP?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
They've seen all the Drarry fics

Why does Voldemort want Harry dead?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Because Harry had an affair with Bellatrix XD

how does someone make an horcrux?

over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
If I knew, I'd have one

Who is Sybill Trelawney?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Author of "Divination - a Waste of Time?" - Unimportant Fact: She's the best friend of Dolores Umbridge.

Who was Bellatrix in love with?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Neville Longbottom

How many heads does Fluffy the three-headed dog have?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
He has no heads.

Who is Narcissa?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Your mom.

What's a Golden Snitch?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A type of apple.

what does expelliarmus do?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
You'll find out when you're older.

Who is Tom Marvolo Riddle?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Helga Hufflepuff's son.

What is an Animagus?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Somebody that draws anime

Who is Harry Potter?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
He's the guy that work in Taco Bell, with Lucius.

what lurks in the Chamber of Secrets?
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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Shh…it's a secret

What is Gringotts?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
I hope you mean who, cause it's Harry's pet toad.

Who is the world's best Seeker?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Wally/ waldo

what would happen if you walk through the veil?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
You get to the other side…of the archway

Who opened the Chamber of Secrets the first time?
over a year ago alexisn10 said…
I did. I thought it was a Starbucks :/


Why is there no internet at Hogwarts?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Dumbledore didn't pay his bill.

Who is the chief Death Eater?

over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Some clown called Riddle

What is the Sorcerer's Stone?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A precious artefact, stolen from a museum.

How does the M.O.M classify magical creatures?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Ooh.. Hagrid helped there. They are classified as how fluffy and cute they are.

Dumbledore's favourite candy?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Second favorite: Red Vines

What is Peeves?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
(love your answer :P)
an enchanted toilet

What is Hogwarts?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Diseased pork. DON'T EAT THAT HAM!!

What will happen to you if you go to the third floor corridor?
over a year ago dancergirl78 said…
You die.

Who is Harry Potter?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The Dark Lord. And you shouldn't say his name; it's been Tabooed

Who is the ghost of Ravenclaw Tower?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Lord Voldemort

What is the Elder Wand?