Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot.
 
The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
Hermione's butler

Who is Harry?
over a year ago Chuck-Blair4e said…
I am

What happened to George's ear?
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
Voldemort cut it off with a knife for his salad.

Who's Voldemort?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
My father 0_o

Who plays Hermione?
over a year ago Chuck-Blair4e said…
My next-door neighbor

How did Gryffindor's sword get to that lake?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
it jumped in for a swim...

what do Hermionie and Bellatrix do together??? XD XD XD
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Exsactly what you think they did. -_-' geeze they could've at least got a room... gosh and in front of Draco too.

What exsactly was Narcissa doing to help out in the Malfoy manor?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
She was trying to finish the last chapter of Breaking Dawn.

What is a wizard??
over a year ago kacej91 said…
a unicorn who shops at walmart!

where does hermione shop?
over a year ago SprinkleFairy said…
Victoria's secret


why dosen't Harry like Malfoy?
over a year ago SprinkleFairy said…
Victoria's secret

why dosen't Harry like Malfoy?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Malfoy stole his copies of the Twilight books and refused to give them back

Why did Voldemort borrow Lucius Malfoys wand?
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
Because he wanted to use it in his tasty dinner with Bellatrix.

Does Voldy like Bella?
over a year ago boolander25 said…
With a burning passion. They survived the Battle of Hogwarts, and ran away together and are now currently on their honeymoon in Cancun.

Who killed Dumbledore?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
I did

Why did Snape betrayed the Dark Lord and became Dumbledore's man?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because Dumbledore is more experienced in bed.

Who does Harry secretly love?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
big smile
Bellatrix Lestrange

What is a mudblood?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
An ugly kitten


what does goblin piss taste like???
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Pie

What does Dumbledore do in his free time?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He Directs low budget movies and makes out with Bellatrix Lestrange.


Who Is Dumbledore in love with?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Bellatrix, but she dosen't love him back...

Who does Bellatrix love???
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over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
George Washington, she dreams about him everyday.

Does Harry really like Ginny?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
No! He's in love with Lauren Lopez!!!
Is Dumbledore really gay??
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over a year ago LadyL68 said…
No, he's just using that as a cover up...he's really having an affair with Bellatrix...

who is this sexy guy???
No, he's just using that as a cover up...he's really having an affair with Bellatrix...

who is thi
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Your great uncle.

Why did Harry not die as a baby when Voldie tried to kill him?
over a year ago delamico said…
Because Umbridge was walking her cats in the nearby, heard the blast and ran to the Potter house with her first aid kit.

Who is Filch dating?
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over a year ago ryomaidol said…
laugh
Mrs. Figg; they're both squibs


What's Hermione's favorite book?
over a year ago delamico said…
Kamasutra.

What's Dumbledore's favorite food?
over a year ago LadyL68 said…
Pizza, but only pepperoni...

Who is Lucius's wife???
over a year ago delamico said…
heart
I am.

Who took Tom Riddle's virginity?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
Albus Dumbledore

Who is Narcissa's son?
over a year ago delamico said…
Harry Potter.. (aww, poor Lucius)

Who is Hagrid?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
The Dark Lord

Who is Draco married to?
over a year ago delamico said…
Neville Longbottom.

How does Lucius like apple pie?
over a year ago IzzyOzera said…
he doesn't, he likes pumpkin pie :)

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange
over a year ago WolfPred said…
My wife.

Why is Hagrid so...BIG?!
over a year ago RanyBelle said…
He ate your mom

where is the dark lord?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
In my brain.

What is a nargle?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
A type of coffee

What does Snape feel about Bellatrix?
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over a year ago MissKnowItAll said…
Raw sexual attraction.

What does Bellatrix feel about Snape?
over a year ago RanyBelle said…
A burning desire to sleep with him

What is Bellatrix's favorite color?:P
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Yellow.

How does Bellatrix sleep at night?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
She sleeps with a teddy bear in her hug

Why did Lucius marry Narcissa?
over a year ago lovebaltor said…
So he could steal her jewlery and than marry Dobby.

Why are Harry's eyes green?
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over a year ago WolfPred said…
Because he ate too many bogie flavoured every flavoured beans

Why is Ron ginger?
over a year ago Simply_Indigo said…
he dyes his hair. It's really green and purple underneath.

Why is Voldemort evil?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Because Lily Potter stole his biscuits.

Where is gringotts?
over a year ago Narusasu4EVER said…
In Neverland

Why did Bellatrix torture Hermione?
over a year ago WolfPred said…
She was hot.

What age is Hawwy Pottah?
over a year ago RanyBelle said…
He'll be 3 and a half next Wednesday


who is Voldy dating?