Harry Potter

Harry Potter Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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over a year ago ScaryCatfish said…
A type of disease.




What is a Lethifold?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
a origami design, shaped as a leaf.



what is Prof. snape afraid of?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
miss Trelawney



what creature is fluffy?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
A Pygmy Puff - Why would Hagrid else want him?

What is a Dementor?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
A muggle household appliance, use for sucking up dust and dirt of your carpet.


What does DADA stand for?
over a year ago 7bella3 said…
Dad a dementor DAD!!!!!! (Lol)

Why does dudley,verom and peutina hate harry ?
over a year ago charizianne said…
Because they hate the fact that they don't get to meet Voldemort while Harry does.


Why does being pure-blood important?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
otherwise, they would have imaginary friends.



Why does moaning myrtle only roam a Girls' bathroom?
over a year ago peppergirl30 said…
Because the girls bathroom has better flooring.



Why was Harry sorted into Gryffindor?
over a year ago Helena-B-Carter said…
Because his dream was to be re-born in the body of a pink-coloured lioness.


Why does Umbridge look like a toad?
over a year ago Hermione-Prime said…
Let me tell you a secret... Umbridge doesn't just look like a toad, she is one! And an ugly one too!


Where did Sirius' name come from?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
everyone calls him that because he has no sense of humour



What is philosopher's stone made of?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
laugh
It's made out of Bellatrix's hair combined with Voldy's lost nose.

Why is Rita Skeeter a beetle?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Because she is the lead singer of the Beetles



Name all the shops on Diagon Alley.
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
They're all just divisions of a giant Walmart shopping center.

Who are the Weird Sisters?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
These really creepy, weird girls at Hogwarts. No one likes them very much.

What's a horcrux?
over a year ago Helena-B-Carter said…
Go search in the dictionary and you'll see that 'horcrux' means 'idiot'. Any body know why Voldemort split himself into seven idiots? I've no idea.


Why do the deatheaters kiss the hem of the Dark Lord's robes?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because one of their best kept secrets is that Voldemorts robe is actually a really good kisser.

Why didn't Harry join the Death Eaters?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Because it would be really awkward, since he just dumbed Bellatrix because she wasn't good in bed.

Why does Vernon hate Harry?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
laugh
Because Harry takes too long in the shower and uses vernon's bath robe.

What animal is Nagini?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A pink fluffy unicorn (who likes to dance on rainbows)!!!

What kind of accent does Fleur Delacour have?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Australian

Who is harry's love interest?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
the haedmistress of beaxbatons (i forget her name)

what are the three deathly hallows?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
The Three Little Pigs. They started calling themselves the "Deathly Hallows" because they thought it would frighten off wolves.

Who is Sir Cadogan?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
The guy who saves the world in the end, DUH!

How did Dobby die?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
He was buried under an avalanche of socks.

What are the names of Mrs. Figg's cats?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
i,wanna,be and awizard (i forgot how many she has an i can't be bothered checkin :P )

what magical creature is firenze??
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A goose that lays golden eggs.

What was Sirius Black's Animagus form?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
A snake, just like his familiy House, Slytherin, because he's so proud to be pure-blood.

How did Lockhart end up in St. Mungo's ?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He was kicked in the you-know-where by a unicorn.

What shape is Harry's scar?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
Harry's scar spells: U-NO-POO

Why did Voldemort make Horcruxes?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He was lonely, so he started talking to himself, and that gave him the idea.

How old was Harry the first time he beat Voldemort?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
He wasn't born. When Voldemort tried to hurt Lily, the spell automatically bounced off her stomach.

How did Crabbe die?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
He tried slapping Nagini.

How many times has Harry's life been threatened?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
None. Harry is a fantasist

What does the name "voldemort" mean?
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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Lionheart

Who is the Heir of Slytherin?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Dobby

what does Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus mean?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Malfoy sleeps as a ferret

What is a Portkey? (AVPM reference)
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
The key to Snape's office.

Who is Cedric?
over a year ago toppotternerd said…
Harry's secret crush


Who is Dumbledore?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A dumb old door somewhere in the castle. No one really knows where it is or what it opens into.

Who is Malfoy?
over a year ago rosedawson1 said…
A nice old lady who gives out candy.
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Some guy, who works at Taco Bell.

what is about to happen?
Some guy, who works at Taco Bell. what is about to happen?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Everyone's going to break out in random song and dance.

How do you find a Horcrux?
over a year ago Sallymagi said…
You ask the scary, bald old man without a nose where they are.

Where does Harry go to school?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
No, Harry is being home schooled by Voldemort

What is divination?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Pointing at a man with messy black hair and saying very Siriusly that he will die a tragic death.
((Best answer yet, yes?))
Who made the Sorting Hat?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
Haha, yes! XD

the sorting hat was made by Paris Hilton.

what's going on?


Haha, yes! XD the sorting hat was made by Paris Hilton. what's going on?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
((Well that DOES happen quite often in that class. I feel bad for any of Harry's kids that get his hair))
Voldy's dancing with Wormtail. (Or whoever it is)
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
over a year ago Make-me-laugh said…
big smile
Pink! Everyone knows that!

How is the Hufflepuff common room Accessed?
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