In case you losers didn't know, tha prez is a great therapist. Posted over a year ago

i gOT A DRESS I'VE BEEN FANWING OVER SINCE FEBRURARY AAAAAAEHHH Posted over a year ago

"Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let. It. Go." - Chief Bogo,Zootopia. Posted over a year ago

Doodle Date is the best YouTube channel and anyone who thinks otherwise is objectively wrong. My opinion is fact. Posted over a year ago

I was homeschooled and shit, but the school was nice enough when I was younger to let me try out for the baseball team. I played all through middle and high school​. I did pretty well except for when I got in fights, that happened a lot.

I know you all find that surprising, as I'm so not a contentious person.

In any account, I kind of miss it. Posted over a year ago

Another confession: I absolutely LOVE my fox plushy!

It's soft, cute and I won't let it outta my sight. I love to pet it, hug it and even sleep with it. In many ways, Momo (the plushy's name) helps me get through my day. Momo helps comfort me whenever my anxiety/fears/depression hit me. My mind can be very overactive, and I sometimes wind up stressing myself out over nothing. I know I shouldn't, but I can't always control it. Momo just seems to help relax me, y'know? Posted over a year ago

Someone just told me that "no worries" is actually an Australian phrase. I'm now very confused as to how people from other countries respond to thanks, express assent, end conversations, indicate that something was a trivial matter, reply to pleas for help, or show nonchalance in the face of disaster?? Posted over a year ago

People really do not understand what words mean. Butthurt suggests you need to first care in order to be butthurt. Insults/accusations mean nothing if it doesn't reflect what's going on. Plus I don't see why I have to care to make my thought process easier for some idiots to understand me. >.> I really don't care what most of you guys think or most people There's only a select few that warrants my attention to that extent. Posted over a year ago

I'm on my way to see the new Power Rangers reboot! If anyone else here has already seen it, NO SPOILERS. Please and thank you <3

What are your plans for today? Posted over a year ago

I think I might be gothic too some degree

I enjoy youtube videos that teach me about HORRIBLE things that human beings have done to each other.. Because I find it interesting know just how bad the world can be... Too some degree, it's probably a good thing.. At least I know what's out there, and that I should always listen to my gut, if it says something is "sketchy" Posted over a year ago

are we human or are we dancers Posted over a year ago

I drink to forget, but I always remember. Posted over a year ago

Went to a Hans Zimmer concert on Thursday, he was an absolute god. If you get the chance to, do iiiit. Posted over a year ago

Alright then, if you two don't want marry each other, how about watch Boku no Pico together? That should be fun. Posted over a year ago

Going to try going to work today, wish me luck. Posted over a year ago

I started watching Star vs the Forces of Evil because Grey DeLisle. That theme song is never gonna leave my head. Posted over a year ago

omy god Adrien and Marinette is the best OTP, holy shit. Posted over a year ago

im ghey????? Posted over a year ago

*Slowly spams the random wall.* Posted over a year ago

I'm feeling a bit better now that dad took me out to the gun range.

Some fatass with an AR-15 tried to flirt with me, but I ignored him because us Mauser owners are above the AR owning rabble. However, dad noticed this, told the guy that if I wanted to take him home, I'd have to find room in the bed of my truck​, that's /if/ my f-150 has the payload.

Made my day. Posted over a year ago

It seems as if happiness is always one joint away.

Always. Posted over a year ago

Hello, my fellow Fanpoppers!

As y'all know, I've been talking a lot about Nick Wilde and the fact I'm obsessed with him. And that's all fine and dandy. However, I believe it's time I spoke about someone else. Today is my late mothers' birthday, and I honestly am having a rough time coping with this loss. She passed away of lung cancer back in March 2016 and it's honestly been a hard year on me, as it is on my family.

Keep me in your thoughts/prayers, please. Thank you <3 Posted over a year ago

Maybe someone wants to join my club? link Posted over a year ago

The meat powder cardigan will soon be mine... Posted over a year ago

Does anyone else here have crushes on fictional people? I'm almost certain that some do. As of this moment, I have a crush on Nickolas Wilde from Zootopia <3

But you all knew that, so.... Yeah. Posted over a year ago

My boyfriend is the best. I've been sad all day, so he shows up after work with a can of monster, his Thunderbird, and a condom. Just so you know, if you get the chance to date a mechanic, do it. Nothing beats the smell of old motor oil while he's making love to you.
But yeah, I wound up calling in sick at work today, I hope mental illness counts for calling in sick because depression is the worst thing in the world. Posted over a year ago

My boyfriend doesn't like my singing. *Le sigh* Posted over a year ago

* waves * kon'nichiwa minasan! Posted over a year ago

Using socket wrenches is hard after you've had enough caffeine to kill a fucking horse Posted over a year ago

Sorry about not being around much anymore. Having two jobs and a project car is a bitch Posted over a year ago

Why don't we just all acknowledge that the poverty and over-population in poor countries is not helping the world at all? Like, it's our fault, as a race, that things are just that fucked up. Over-population is a massive problem and it's just going to get worse. So, how do we deal with it? We can't just kill them all, so what do we do? Simple. We do nothing. Because we can't do jack shit. We're fucked. Posted over a year ago

Do you crave power? Posted over a year ago

I did a thing. If you're interested in roleplaying TVD, come find me @ roleplay.me/_salvatore

The site's a little myspace-y, but with the right people it's extremely fun. Posted over a year ago

I just discovered the wonders of Icelandic rap music. 10/10 would recommend. Posted over a year ago

Why is it that I make a separate account just for shits and giggles and Fanpop takes it down within an hour, but a troll can be banned and make a separate account but it won't be taken down until the next day?
This is why I fucking hate Fanpop. Posted over a year ago

Tax return checks mean that I get to buy brand. Posted over a year ago

Whenever I said I hate Akame ga Kill! or anything related to that anime, there's always one guy bitching me about it. "OMG how could you hate Akame ga Kill!? That anime is one of the best anime in the whole world!!!" God I hate people like these. Posted over a year ago

"So how do we get out of here?"

"I'm not coming with you this time."

"What?" Posted over a year ago

Since this isn't Facebook, I'm less likely to be b****ed at for saying this.... so....

Confession time: I <3 Nicholas Wilde! I seriously love everything about this adorable fox.

He's:

A likable character
Easy to sympathize with
Adorable
Extremely attractive (aka hot)

There, I said it. I got that outta my system and I'm not ashamed of it. Posted over a year ago

I am groot....... Posted over a year ago

Does anyone know how to forget about old crushes? Posted over a year ago

I just saw a post where someone said that they hated Bellatrix because of something she did in a FANFICTION that they read! Lol what? There are other perfectly valid reasons to hate my husband, and that's what you're going with? I cannot lol. Posted over a year ago

Today's my birthday. Gonna try be productive. Already drawn something for an art trade so off to a great start. Posted over a year ago

Going through all my old posts, comments and antics.... God, I was extremely annoying. I don't know when the "le" and "ermedgahd" fazes died down, but I'm glad they did. Don't get me started on the "xD" and "=3=" faces, and ending every sentence with "//shot". You lifers are war heroes for putting up with that mess. Posted over a year ago

AH HA, so I figured out that all the Random activity is on Unpopular Opinions.
....Or possible other forums. Posted over a year ago

Happy Birthday Earth!!~ ^w^ I hope you feel super clean and special today because we love you, and we even made your favorite cake. :) I hope you guys have a super relaxing and love-fulled Earth's Day.~ Why don't you go recycle or plant a tree, now?~ Posted over a year ago

So Windows 10 Creator's update thingy whatever just broke my DVD playback. HAHAHA....screw you Windows update. Posted over a year ago

So today on my lunch break I decided to be a mature adult and watch MLP to see if my opinion on it had changed. ATM I am not sure how I feel about it; it has it's kinda funny moments. Posted over a year ago

Pikachu! I choose you! Use thunderbolt! Posted over a year ago

I love 4:20 PM at 69 degrees, because I like to party Posted over a year ago

It's really weird to think that I'm two decades old. Posted over a year ago

the moment when you are in your best mood
you realize everyone in your house is sound asleep xD time for pizza lol Posted over a year ago

Thank GOD Dragon-88 is gone.. Posted over a year ago

If were to die.. I would try at least ONE joint, for my bucket list Posted over a year ago

My hair is like brown and curly cotton candy. Posted over a year ago

would you rather sing in front of people or eat the world's hottest chili?

i love spicy food so i don't have a problem xD Posted over a year ago

somebitch walked into the gun store and was all like ayo where tha glocks at and i was like dood glocks arent even real and he was like oooooooooooo Posted over a year ago

I use to say Michael De Santa was the most likeable GTA character ever..

But seeing it now.. All he scream at people, before he kills them.. And than tell people he feels bad about it. But he doesn't LOOK like he feels very bad about it.

Seriously.. Play the game again, and tell me that Michael doesn't strike you as a crazy serial killer, that would be hiding in a dark ally.. Posted over a year ago

God Cat Noir can hit me with his extending shaft anytime he wants. Posted over a year ago

Why did the belt get arrested? Posted over a year ago

Alvin and the Chipmunks. Posted over a year ago

How do astronomers organize a party? Posted over a year ago

It seems like there more people on fanpop lately Posted over a year ago

When an email doesn't change to read, then you mark it manually but it still shows up on the side as still having 1 unread mail. Posted over a year ago

This is a party post. Who wants to party?! Posted over a year ago

My cat is in heat. Must listen to Mozart's works with volume up. Posted over a year ago

Well when ur on the brink of death there's only one word that helps, MAAARTHA jk 😂 Posted over a year ago

what if your inbox on fanpop reached one million messages? xD Posted over a year ago

I'm the kind of guy who works out for 30 minutes and then goes "I did good today. I'm gonna eat a bunch of doughnuts to celebrate!" Posted over a year ago

I am Going to hurt someone. My friend emailed me because I had to stay home again. Well a kid stabed her. Now I am going to stab him. Posted over a year ago

Do you guys think it's okay to use another icon (which contains slight spoilers)? Posted over a year ago

Good bye, people. I'm on a leave again. I won't be back before a year or so. Just like always. When I return, who knows which users will I see again.... tatta. :) Posted over a year ago

do you guys want more of my polls random things - pick one? if it's boring or something let me know Posted over a year ago

I'm so tired I could eat a horse...wait what? Posted over a year ago

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the wall & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere Posted over a year ago

Just lost my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! Posted over a year ago

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. Posted over a year ago

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big ass pepsi Posted over a year ago

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week ago ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If you guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; Posted over a year ago

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. Posted over a year ago

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. Posted over a year ago

Happy National Siblings Day! Posted over a year ago

Praise Kek !!!! Posted over a year ago

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her by giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. Posted over a year ago

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. Posted over a year ago

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from questions much better than judgments. My question is... Do you crave knowledge? Posted over a year ago

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. Posted over a year ago

You are not a drop in the ocean you are the entire ocean
In a drop Posted over a year ago

Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what you think......
Its a Teabag Posted over a year ago

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic Posted over a year ago

Having been on this club, and even more so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. Posted over a year ago

I was born to smother you with flowers. Posted over a year ago

Today a kid walked up to me and said "are you my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not you mom" he said you look like her are you sure you are not here. I said yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. Posted over a year ago

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... Posted over a year ago

I just got a surgery yesterday. Posted over a year ago

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be friends are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. Posted over a year ago

Today I made friends with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. Posted over a year ago

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? Posted over a year ago

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the second time today. Posted over a year ago

Have you ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes you stronger and to find out who you really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but you should not change. I bet you all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help you though the hardest times in you life.
comment if you have a best friend AND If you get bullied and how they help you. Posted over a year ago