Reasons why pasta is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. Posted over a year ago

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. Posted over a year ago

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried by 'Jerry''. Posted over a year ago

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. Posted over a year ago

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 Posted over a year ago

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 Posted over a year ago

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD Posted over a year ago

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 Posted over a year ago

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. Posted over a year ago

Is he gone *holds a water gun* Posted over a year ago

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD Posted over a year ago

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. Posted over a year ago

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. Posted over a year ago

I spin, jump, and get apples. Posted over a year ago

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. Posted over a year ago

You know that moment when you want to relax but you end up stressing yourself more?

XD Posted over a year ago

You people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until you experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 Posted over a year ago

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If you really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

Bitch nah, you better accept this salad and three year subscription to weight watchers because I know you miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn Posted over a year ago

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it home for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 Posted over a year ago

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! Posted over a year ago

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left Posted over a year ago

Finished fasting day of Arafat.
Feels good^^ Posted over a year ago

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 Posted over a year ago

I think this should be year of the duck. Any year should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. Posted over a year ago

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing more bones on top of the bones you already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever you can come up with is far worse than me giving you the satisfaction of an answer Posted over a year ago

So, is uploading images just not working in forums, or is it elsewhere too? Posted over a year ago

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer Posted over a year ago

Okay,for some reason uploading images on your profile gallery works when you are in Microsoft Edge XD Posted over a year ago

The Ocean Feeds by Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. Posted over a year ago

So I discussed the inability to upload images for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for Posted over a year ago

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird Posted over a year ago

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 Posted over a year ago

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) Posted over a year ago

Finish what you start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already. Posted over a year ago

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? Posted over a year ago

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. Posted over a year ago

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man.
The man says, How did you get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did you get your hook?

The pirate says, I lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did you get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. Posted over a year ago

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. Posted over a year ago

2020 is a weird year
5 years ago i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive Posted over a year ago

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus Posted over a year ago

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December Posted over a year ago

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! Posted over a year ago

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? Posted over a year ago

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and swallow my pride, say you're right all along
Or you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb Posted over a year ago

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. Posted over a year ago

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 Posted over a year ago

ooga booga penis Posted over a year ago

Hey so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading images to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain Posted over a year ago

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! Posted over a year ago

You know, the thing. Posted over a year ago

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. Posted over a year ago

I'm gonna cancel that bitch President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? Posted over a year ago

I've come to collect you Posted over a year ago

She just want to say hi.

link Posted over a year ago

✨
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my heart used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ Posted over a year ago

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. Posted over a year ago

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 Posted over a year ago

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave Windwakerguy430 lmao Posted over a year ago

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! Posted over a year ago

Good night everyone. Posted over a year ago

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My favorite movie next to Gilbert Grape 2: Grape Gets Gaped Posted over a year ago

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. Posted over a year ago

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes you Posted over a year ago

So the doctor said that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD Posted over a year ago

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) Posted over a year ago

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. Posted over a year ago

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize you as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! Posted over a year ago

Shows a message from Google while trying to upload image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. Posted over a year ago

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. Posted over a year ago

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD Posted over a year ago

Hey, you ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the love of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
You let yourself go over some poor girl you met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder Posted over a year ago

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until you fall that you fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' Posted over a year ago

“What is next to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is next to pain?
Nothingness.
What is next to nothingness?
Hell.” Posted over a year ago

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” Posted over a year ago

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” Posted over a year ago

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” Posted over a year ago

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” Posted over a year ago

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. Posted over a year ago

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. Posted over a year ago

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? Posted over a year ago

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. Posted over a year ago

That moment when

You know what I mean? Posted over a year ago

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD Posted over a year ago

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it or take any real effort to stop the said issue from occurring.
Well news flash, you can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. Posted over a year ago

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. Posted over a year ago

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house music at late night. Posted over a year ago

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. Posted over a year ago

Why is it if I google my fanpop name, I get awesome images.. XD Posted over a year ago

Boy, everyone's in a musical mood. May as well join the only way I know how. Niche game culture and memes

Dame da ne
Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai Posted over a year ago

Sometimes it''s fun going back to my fanpop roots.. All that gothic artwork on my club.. Everytime I see how quickly I my vote for a skull on Nuri's forum, I kick myself.. Maybe I could of won that one if I put more thought into it.. Oh well Posted over a year ago

So I tried listening to "nightcore". Yeeeaaaah, definitely not the move to make. Posted over a year ago

It's weird that I hate death metal, yet I love bands that probably count.. Slipknot, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine.. And I wish there was an instrumental verison of CALL FROM THE GRAVE.. A the lyrics remind me why I hate death metal.. Though still more tolerable than the ''lyrics'' to Dawn Of Demise - Intent to Kill Posted over a year ago

I'm just the boy inside the man
Not exactly who you think I am
Trying to trace my steps back here again
So many times
When I could only see the floor
You made my window a door
So when they say they don't believe
I hope that they see you in me

🎶 Posted over a year ago

Metallica bitches Posted over a year ago

Would you look at that? Posted over a year ago

Hello mom it's been awhile since I heard your voice I mis......
Take me to the mall!
Okay ily too shit. Posted over a year ago

GOODNIGHT, DETROIT !!!! Posted over a year ago

I heard you were back in town.
.
Now I wanna hear you're gone. Posted over a year ago

Meowwwww the swagcat is back yeah!!!
how are you doing my fellow kittens !!!
nyaaaaaaaaaa Posted over a year ago

I spoke to God today and she said that she's ashamed
What have I become.
What have I done

I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame
And I understood 'cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
🎶
🎶
🎶 Posted over a year ago