You're not a true rebel, unless you listen to GRAVEDGR and Lit Lords. Posted over a year ago

My 24-pack of Monster White Dragon Tea is coming in :)

I wish I could get a 4-pack of it instead. Posted over a year ago

You're not a true rebel unless you listen to ska punk
Wake the fuck up, sheeple Posted over a year ago

Doctor : Relax.
Patient : I'm relax.
Doctor : I'm talking to myself. Posted over a year ago

I am a simple man. I see they make a cute Twitch skin, I will start maining Twitch in LoL. This is literally what I needed to start playing ADC and for me to play Twitch because I think rats are adorable, but Twitch...isn't that adorable. I've played him a little bit tho. Once the Shadowfoot skin gets released, I will start playing him. Posted over a year ago

Adobo sauce tastes good, surprisingly. It's like a salty, smoky, BBQ sauce. Posted over a year ago

White, black, man, woman, transgender, straight, gay, bisexual All of the following mentioned deserve to be treated fairly and with love Posted over a year ago

hey lady`s wisdhing you all a happy international Women's day on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing you all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and love Kat Posted over a year ago

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a split pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald by my side. Posted over a year ago

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all you can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
you miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all you can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That you built, that you built to keep aaafloat. Posted over a year ago

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus Cloak and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. Posted over a year ago

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good Posted over a year ago

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my friends and they said they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. Posted over a year ago

If God were an author then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD Posted over a year ago

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... Posted over a year ago

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit or Twitter instead. The Boards is far more active than Fanpop. You ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache or memory of this place? Posted over a year ago

HI Y'ALL Posted over a year ago

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. Posted over a year ago

How do I send inbox messages on Instagram... ? Posted over a year ago

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a fan of the show or not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every second of it. Now to find another show to watch...... Posted over a year ago

Pizza and ice cream bitches!! Posted over a year ago

You say circumcision
I say yeet that meat Posted over a year ago

Toonami programming block has shortened. Posted over a year ago

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? Posted over a year ago

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: You will all die Posted over a year ago

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are you Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. Posted over a year ago

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. Posted over a year ago

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All you gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, YOU REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! Posted over a year ago

The corona virus is within the states... Posted over a year ago

Someone said that straight men shares more deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? Posted over a year ago

I have the power! Posted over a year ago

Remember, it's only cheating if you get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay Posted over a year ago

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. Posted over a year ago

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra show which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man show and the original She-Ra show is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. Posted over a year ago

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual list of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new articles in a while, so why not? Or would this work better as a poll? Posted over a year ago

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: You have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost Posted over a year ago

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective Pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v Posted over a year ago

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD Posted over a year ago

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

You and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest star in the sky.
I love the sun. And you know why... Posted over a year ago

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge show up. Posted over a year ago

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) Posted over a year ago

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. Posted over a year ago

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. Posted over a year ago

Awwww yeah! Got another cap for 200 fans! Posted over a year ago

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's more Dark than me the Queen Of Darkness. Say what you want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! Posted over a year ago

You know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish you a happy birthday Posted over a year ago

You ever just looked at someone's profile page that shares the same username as you and you find out that guy is way more popular than you, they made their profile page on your birthday, and they say some shit that you completely disagree with? Posted over a year ago

Two words. Posted over a year ago

"And who said you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 Posted over a year ago

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. Posted over a year ago

At the end of the day we are all human beans. Posted over a year ago

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed by the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD Posted over a year ago

Beat your meat
While you can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank you for reading my poem. It took twelve seconds to write, but a lifetime to create Posted over a year ago

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? Posted over a year ago

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated by the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about Posted over a year ago

Suicide Bomber after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 Posted over a year ago

Hello and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute
If you have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 Posted over a year ago

dont Posted over a year ago

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can you recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. You should see Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a Batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. Posted over a year ago

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but more justified Posted over a year ago

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 or six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older Posted over a year ago

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. Posted over a year ago

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your favorite hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of Jesus Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. Posted over a year ago

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( Posted over a year ago

Random. Posted over a year ago

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey Posted over a year ago

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. Posted over a year ago

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming or putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. Posted over a year ago

One more S or S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! Posted over a year ago

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Posted over a year ago

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. Posted over a year ago

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what you want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., Posted over a year ago

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see you frown! Posted over a year ago

When you wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: Posted over a year ago

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. Posted over a year ago

People often debate about which is more important: Being strong physically or mentally. However, I believe having a strong heart is more important. You don't have to be a super genius or a hunky muscle dude. If you have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. Posted over a year ago

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) Posted over a year ago

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? Posted over a year ago

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. Posted over a year ago

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners or even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 Posted over a year ago

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. Pink haters, what a match. Posted over a year ago

Valentine's Day needs to end so I can get the candy on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's Day much. But I love Valentine's Day chocolate
And I wanna eat it all by myself like some freak beast! Posted over a year ago

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. You might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* Posted over a year ago

If you eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want you far away from my children I don't have! Posted over a year ago

Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip. Posted over a year ago

Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! Posted over a year ago

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. Posted over a year ago

*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. Posted over a year ago

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Posted over a year ago

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental Problems Posted over a year ago

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. Posted over a year ago

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do you have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya Posted over a year ago

Random letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf Posted over a year ago

I ate too much spaghetti
Now I regretti Posted over a year ago

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong Posted over a year ago

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. Posted over a year ago

Come to think of it, the only reality show I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" Posted over a year ago

This is a wall post. Posted over a year ago

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a more bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my writing not as good as I thought? Posted over a year ago