My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD Posted over a year ago

:) ˙sǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ˙sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ Posted over a year ago

My cat eats paper. Posted over a year ago

since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE Posted over a year ago

Yesterday In math Class

Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a bitch too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all you ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know you still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee you have Posted over a year ago

I just found out I share a birthday with a anime character, Patricia Martin From Lucky Star. 'Tis is awesome. Posted over a year ago

Think about how long it takes you to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took you that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed. Posted over a year ago

On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent. Posted over a year ago

Hmm, my toothpaste kinda tastes like fruity pebbles. Posted over a year ago

PRUSSIA I DON'T FUZZOODLIN HATE YOU xD Posted over a year ago

Quien abla español? Yo ablo un poco ingles :( i talk little english Posted over a year ago

Joan Jett rocks
Posted over a year ago

I've gots a new BF too ^^<3 Posted over a year ago

An average day at school:

A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Posted over a year ago

I like MEOWING!!!
Posted over a year ago

*dances to Party Rock* If you made this club you are awesome! If you made this club, just click on my username and write on my wall that you made this club and if you have another club,and I will fan you. Posted over a year ago

I finally found - "Livin' on a prayer" by Bon Jovi yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

trust me, if you watch Death Note you'll love it! :D Posted over a year ago

theyknowtheyknow
Posted over a year ago

today has been so very dear! i have a new favorite pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a parrot whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up! Posted over a year ago

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks you a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
Posted over a year ago

I just changed my icon yayz! XD Posted over a year ago

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do You Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No You Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And You Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So You Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But You Kept Yaping Away ._. Posted over a year ago

today me and my friend were watching fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was fred dressed as a girl........ Posted over a year ago

"Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'. Jill said 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class Posted over a year ago

Who else stayed home from school today? Posted over a year ago

One day I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up next to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. Posted over a year ago

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ Posted over a year ago

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this year Posted over a year ago

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? Posted over a year ago

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are more addicting than even the greatest chocolate temptation. Posted over a year ago

Just got home from trick or treatin! Theses two guys given out candy gave me and extra butter finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween!!! :D Posted over a year ago

Scarist halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person answers the door
Trick or treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
Posted over a year ago

Anybody not going out 2trick to treat Posted over a year ago

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween! Posted over a year ago

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. Posted over a year ago

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} Posted over a year ago

I just saw a spider on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! Posted over a year ago

happy halloween everybody!! Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick or treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. Posted over a year ago

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
Posted over a year ago

hello guys
Happy halloween everybody have a nice day Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween everyone! :D Posted over a year ago

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ Posted over a year ago

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! Posted over a year ago

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever Posted over a year ago

I hate my life Posted over a year ago

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD Posted over a year ago

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. Posted over a year ago

bored....... Posted over a year ago

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? Posted over a year ago

Y'all just lost the game Posted over a year ago

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their music taste if you know what i mean *headdesk* i made the question "are you popular in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because you are an emo cause you are gay,black,moslem ...and cause you like punk/emo/heavy metal music fuck of them you are all beautiful <3 Posted over a year ago

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. Posted over a year ago

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every second granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' rat race
But you can't let it get you down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed by frustration or hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go by brennan heart) Posted over a year ago

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ Posted over a year ago

CURSE YOU PROCRASTINATION Dx Posted over a year ago

Yeehaw Posted over a year ago

So The Amanda Show is on and they said "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me or does that sound REALLY wrong? :o Posted over a year ago

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a Fan ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ Posted over a year ago

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki Posted over a year ago

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! Posted over a year ago

( = ヮ = )૭ Posted over a year ago

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ Posted over a year ago

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it by trying to turn it on again few times with no success. Posted over a year ago

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. Posted over a year ago

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? Posted over a year ago

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* Posted over a year ago

If u join da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! Posted over a year ago

(Me reading le lemon)
"I dream about you every night."
"What do you dream about me?"
"I lick you up and down and fuck you until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five seconds later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... Posted over a year ago

That akward moment when your friend asks you what you did in the washroom. Posted over a year ago

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to join a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! Posted over a year ago

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* Posted over a year ago

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. Posted over a year ago

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. Posted over a year ago

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 minutes ago......... Posted over a year ago

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz Posted over a year ago

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored Posted over a year ago

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. Posted over a year ago

diapers
Posted over a year ago

HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER READING A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. Posted over a year ago

Dedicated Fan yes XD Posted over a year ago

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding? Posted over a year ago

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ Posted over a year ago

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! Posted over a year ago

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN LOVE L! :D Posted over a year ago

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass?
The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very next day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? Posted over a year ago

is the troll always down in random .. cuz i realy start to like that Posted over a year ago

if you haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD Posted over a year ago

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk Posted over a year ago

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! Posted over a year ago

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. Posted over a year ago

Yes I got the best answer on here for the first time. Posted over a year ago

I just heard my mom singing the "La la la la la's" from You Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car... Posted over a year ago

It's snowing in Baltimore MD (aka just outside my window) in October. This is so weird Posted over a year ago

I'm attempting to eat a cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD Posted over a year ago