My Spanish teacher stole my glasses in class today then she used them as a magnified glass in order to read another person's tiny handwriting. Posted over a year ago

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I don't know where else to post this.
If you know the awesome user black10 please join my club for her.
link Posted over a year ago

Yay! It's finally my birthday. Posted over a year ago

ran·dom
/ˈrandəm/
Adjective:
Made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision: "a random sample of 100 households".
Governed by or involving equal chances for each item.

an·noy·ing
/əˈnoi-iNG/
Adjective:
Causing irritation or annoyance: "annoying habits".

how can people get these words confused Posted over a year ago

i'm gonna sleep wearing a wig and a mustache and sunglasses
cuz fuck it Posted over a year ago

When I was around 7, I thought people only died on their birthdays ^^'' Posted over a year ago

I just auditioned for my school;s play. We're doing "The Christmas Carol" for our Fall play this year. I hope I got a part, but I won't know until Friday morning >~< Posted over a year ago

Right now I'm hanging in the den with Ragestache, Pizza, a blanket, and a cat! :D Posted over a year ago

hey street boy what's on style? Posted over a year ago

tomorrow I have school.......-.- I had like 5 brake downs at school today uugghhh NOT looking forward to tomorrow Posted over a year ago

You better check yourself before you shrek yourself Posted over a year ago

i wonder what flavor a milk, chocolate or candy will taste like? Posted over a year ago

ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)


i will instantly fan whoever knows where this is from Posted over a year ago

Everybody! You better watch out. You better not cry. Because...Santa is a zombie. Lets all go to Zombie town. *Cake explodes* Posted over a year ago

Remember when iCarly was the best show ever and if you didn't watch it you were a retard? Posted over a year ago

Im gonna try and learn all of brental flosses songs ! or at least the Mario ones Posted over a year ago

i would like to be in the sky flying, at the same time i am also scared to fly XD Posted over a year ago

I hate easily 8/10 people on here currently e_e Posted over a year ago

I'm losing my hearing. e_e Posted over a year ago

i like pie Posted over a year ago

I'm almost done making a sword out of duct tape! Posted over a year ago

OMG!!!!!
IT'S
SO
FLUFFY
I'm
GONNA
DIE!!!!!
XD Posted over a year ago

Ring around a chatzy
A pocket full of users
Ashes,ashes we all timed out.~ Posted over a year ago

Put your bag in the back let's go
We got some gigs to play
With the stage and the microphone
We rock hard everyday
Rock nyc
Concerts and tv
Let's hit the road we'll rock the globe with songs to sing

(Dos, Tres Cuatro!)

Hi hi puffy ami yumi show!
Hi hi puffy ami yumi show!
On the hi hi puffy amiyumi show
Anything is possible
Hi hi puffy ami yumi show!
Hi hi puffy ami yumi show!
On the hi hi puffy ami yumi show
Anything is possible!!!!! Posted over a year ago

fricky frick man Posted over a year ago

HIGH HIGH WE'RE SO HIGH Posted over a year ago

Nice or evils? Posted over a year ago

Ah the US and A, the land of opportunity and big American titties!!! Posted over a year ago

I do believe I am the biggest dick head of the 21 st century when I am stressed .....yay im serious guys my personality can do a 360 in less then 5 minutes and its starting to scare me Posted over a year ago

Today i learned many people in my school like portal. Posted over a year ago

yea since im so bored i decided ill just type like dis 4 the rest of the day Posted over a year ago

Slit the throat of reason and reality
Cut myself and scream for their insanity
Wake up to this nightmare that will never end
Main attraction of this twisted master plan.~ Posted over a year ago

omg Im in grade nine and girls are already getting pregnant in my school ! and this girl was talking about how her boy friend wanted her to suck his dick and she is in grade 10 ! Reasons why I am gay! guys are utter sex crazed douche bags in high school Posted over a year ago

I want video game! NOW! Posted over a year ago

good night everyone Posted over a year ago

If you were gay.That'd be okay.I mean cause HEY!I like you anyway! Posted over a year ago

Ok so I have returned after a long absence. Is this place more or less cancerous now? Posted over a year ago

This is a club about complete randomness??? I WANNA JOIN!!! Lol :D I like pickles and chicken fish. :3 Posted over a year ago

Who wants some pie? Posted over a year ago

I'm just chilling around, with some Pizza, Milkshake and a slice of Cake :3 Posted over a year ago

good morning Posted over a year ago

I'M BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL! Posted over a year ago

Turkey.Turkey.
I FUCKING DONT WANNA GO TO TURKEY TOMORROW.
I FLY TOO MUCH.
JKSNAJ
F
U
C
K

T
H
I
S

S
H
I
T
.*runs away* Posted over a year ago

To watch list:
-Dangan Ronpa
-Breaking Bad
-Re-runs of Fresh Prince
-Attack on Titan
-How I Met Your Mother
-Modern Family Posted over a year ago

I don't feel like doing anything today but sleep. Posted over a year ago

i dont have to go to school cause i am sick Posted over a year ago

Clenched my fist so hard today I kinda lost the ability to move my fingers for a couple minutes.

Wasn't even angry....just.....felt like doing it.... Posted over a year ago

what is up with all the things that we like turn it to all the things you hate

i wish everything was normal like the old days Posted over a year ago

GRAAARRR. I HAVE THIS BUG BITE ON MY TOE THAT ITCHES SO MUCH, BUT WHEN I SCRATCH IT IT HURTS. DX Posted over a year ago

I have school tomorrow and the day after and the day after and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL DX Posted over a year ago

Lets start a fire! Posted over a year ago

fan me trying to get a100 fans:) Posted over a year ago

we are the nights who say "ni" Posted over a year ago

Y'all should've voted for me, I wouldn't even think of attacking Syria. I'd be too busy giving benefits to rich people. Posted over a year ago

Starting tomorrow it's going to be only 2 days away! I am so excited! ^^ Posted over a year ago

i came back to random cause of laxus wanted me to rejoin badly so i did and miss most of you guys Posted over a year ago

I'm in a little bit of trouble and I'm in real deep~ Posted over a year ago

Cool
link
DONE Posted over a year ago

I was gonna make a Harry Potter joke, but I wasn't gonna be Sirius about it. :p Posted over a year ago

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

thats all im hearing in my head .... Posted over a year ago

🎶When there's trouble,you know who to call~TEEN TITANS!!!🎶 Posted over a year ago

Hi Posted over a year ago

Shoutout to the people in my school who talk about ofwgkta , but they only know Tyler Posted over a year ago

I recommend never holding on your friend's hand while flying off on a rainbow. You'll probably get sick. Posted over a year ago

I almost chocked on a bunch of jelly beans e.e Posted over a year ago

If you are going to talk about someone, don't say anything you aren't willing to say to that person directly. Posted over a year ago

link
plz join<3 Posted over a year ago

I can't wait till October 3rd!! Posted over a year ago

EVERYONE KEEPS TOUCHING MY HAAAAIIIR! DX Posted over a year ago

I'm just waiting for my parents to finally realize that making me go to church won't magically make me believe god. Posted over a year ago

i can't imagine fanpop without my friends...... Posted over a year ago

Join the Story Club!!!! Posted over a year ago

Im naming my first born child (if I ever have one)

ASHAWANABUFONTONQUIBALAFONDELA­­REQUANDRALAQUISHABANISHATISHA­BUFONTRELLANIQUANDREA

just to see the look on the doctors face Posted over a year ago

WHY IS MY PHONE RINGING?!?

....

Oh...someone's actually calling me? Posted over a year ago

5 more days!~ 5 more days!~ 5 more days!~ Posted over a year ago

It's you and me against the world-
We attack at dawn. Posted over a year ago

[i]Please join my club!!! <3
[u]
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Please join these contests !! :*

Jamie <3
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Lily <3
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My Contest <3
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Thanks and goooood luck!! <3 Posted over a year ago

I don't like walking around this old and empty house~ Posted over a year ago

Lets go and dance to the winds! Summon the demons and float with the angels. Sleep with clouds and fall into the earth. Oh how joyful life is! Posted over a year ago

I wish I had some jewelry o.o Posted over a year ago

I like cheese! Posted over a year ago

Shoutout to the freshmen , who got suspended for whipping his dick out in school Posted over a year ago

*sips tea*
God i hate my generation. Posted over a year ago

I just moved to New Zealand a few weeks ago!^-^ Posted over a year ago

con mis propias manos Posted over a year ago

Lol I love people's reactions to trolss Posted over a year ago

Why do people even reply seriously to trolls here i mean come on guys it's a little too obvious
I've seen better trolls on instagram i mean jfc the trolls are re a l l y bad here
I mean even when i was here during my dreadful weaboo faze they were bad
tHAT WAS TWO OR SO YEAR S AGO ??
w o w Posted over a year ago

I'm so tired. What if I fall asleep in algebra? Posted over a year ago

For All The WInx Club Fans : You should see this article.
link Posted over a year ago

Hello peoples. I'm new here :) Posted over a year ago

Anyone have any tips to stop food cravings ? Posted over a year ago

So,I went into a barbershop and got my hair done. Then I killed the barber and took my money back and killed everyone else in the shop. Posted over a year ago

It´s all about the muthafucking g´s Posted over a year ago

Joker: Hey Lexy, I got a joke for you!
Lex Luthor: What?
Joker: What is 5 times 2?
Lex Luther: 10?
Joker: Nope, 12! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Lex Luthor:....
Joker: You're not laughing...
Lex Luthor: You're jokes sucks. Posted over a year ago

Oh Angie don't you see~
When we're sitting on that tree~
All you wanna do is punch me~
Then I will fall and break my knee~

Random song by me .w. Posted over a year ago

"Mary's alive in the bright New York sky,
the city lights shine for her, above them I cry for her.
Everything's small on the ground below, down below.
What if I fall, then where would I go, would she know?

(She is the one), all that I wanted,
(she is the one), and I will be haunted,
(she is the one), this gift is my curse for now.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say, " Posted over a year ago

I missed this club. Posted over a year ago

one time i made a joke about assassins creed being an anime on here

but then look what i found: myanimelist.net/manga/55167/Assassins_Creed_4:_Black_Flag_-_Kakusei
#dreamsdocometrue Posted over a year ago