Flying. Bras. Are. Coming. Run. Hide. Arm yourselves with spoons and mustard. Lock yourself in a closet. Now. Before. Its. Too. Late.
Posted over a year ago
Ever just stand there, staring at the wall? Can't take any more, and then you fall? You study what's there, look for something more. Something different, that wasn't there before. And then you laugh, because you know you're going crazy, and your mind goes blank, and your vision goes hazy.
Posted over a year ago
Well the doctor called me severely insane, so I called them an evil which and threw my cat at them. *No cats nor evil wiches/doctors were harmed in the making of this comment*over a year ago
Okai gaiz syin majr in frnt of evrythng n misspelng thngs duznt mak u majr kewl er enytheeng jst so u no, it maks u luk majrly stewped.
Posted over a year ago
Can we pretend that birds in the morn sky are like flaming bunnies? I
could really use some soup right now soup right now soup right nowwww
Posted over a year ago
In your life you always have to travel this road which ppl call success i call it dumpster getting young pplz minds poisoned by the glory of what lies at the end of it
Posted over a year ago
"Wake up in the mornin' feeling like J'Bieber. Grab my iPod, I'm out the door, I'm gonna spread this fever" gayest think ive ever heard...period.
Posted over a year ago
Johnny Depp is an extremely talented actor, and has a really cool personality. Just cause he owns the Gacey Clown painting doesn't mean he sleeps with it over his bed every night.over a year ago
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Or I will have to kill in your sleep or invade your dreams and turn them into nightmares. So you will be forced to stay awake the rest of your life. But you'll end up getting sick then dying from the lack of sleep. When I see you in hell I will never stop killing you. Or I will steal a death note from a shinigami and I will write your name in the book and then throw it at you hard. When you are dead I will pour acid on your body so it is gon
Posted over a year ago
Can we pretend that helicopters in the morning sky are like shooting comets? I could really use a hope right now hope right now hope right nowww
Posted over a year ago
If you're caught in a BAD ROMANCE, just put on your POKER FACE, buy a new TELEPHONE, call ALEJANDRO, and leave him SPEECHLESS, because that boy is a MONSTER for playing that stupid LOVEGAME! and if the PAPARAZZI come tell them I am SO HAPPY I COULD DIE if the ask for more say EH EH THERE IS NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY if they dont leave JUST DANCE and show them your TEETH, coz this is what i call THE FAME.
Posted over a year ago
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Posted over a year ago