If everyone joins my club take me out tv show, then i will give you all a prop :) Posted over a year ago

There once a man named Hairy Pickle.
Who lived in a town with all people called Hairy Pickle.
But in that town was one man not named Hairy Pickle,
So they hung him by his Hairy Pickle! XD Posted over a year ago

rnadom random just like what i wear its so fun! Posted over a year ago

i live to be random that is the description of my life! from Arizona to LA it is like a dream i am filming the movie Crazy,Stupid love NOW and is COOL cant wait for the release :D thanks to all fans! HAHA i rock Posted over a year ago

if you was stuck on somewhere for a month and only eat cheese or mangos witch would you eat? Posted over a year ago

plz join the club FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS Posted over a year ago

people of the world today in school my teacher left the class for 1 hr and everyone started trowing pencils at eachother and the teacher walked in and 17 people got detencion lol :0 Posted over a year ago

Which Group name is better?
Lenegndary heros or Halo angels???? Posted over a year ago

go to : www.com

its real Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

HI O_O Posted over a year ago

It's ironic how big Ralph Fiennes's nose is. Posted over a year ago

our house in the middle of the street~ got that song stuck in my head allll day Posted over a year ago

Just got back from watching the Green Hornet! It was epic! Posted over a year ago

I'm in the mood for some Arby's!!!! Posted over a year ago

ugh feel sooo sick tummy ache and light head i feel pukish too :( any ideas to help me? Posted over a year ago

link BEST VID EVER! 8D Posted over a year ago

link NASTY VIDEO!I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND ITS 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!My COUSIN AND I ALMOST PUKED!DX NASTAY!!THOUGHT IT WAS2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP OF CHOCOLATE! Posted over a year ago

I love rainbows!! Posted over a year ago

i love randomness and being an angel for victoria secret! I LOVE ALL YOU BUYERS TOO and all you who came to the angles show with all of us and Heidi Klum from MS candice S (an Angel) Posted over a year ago

I LOVE ALL YOU FANS out there please come to my opening of the sleazy tour on feb 15 in oregon and enter to win a 500$ shopping spree with me! (available at retail shops only which means the money goes further) LOVE KE$HA Posted over a year ago

<3 Posted over a year ago

i love everything here it rocks especially the saucy baby boy so cute Posted over a year ago

HELLO WORLD!!!! Posted over a year ago

*yawn*
It's not even noon,yet I'm so tired... Posted over a year ago

i is sick it is ewie Posted over a year ago

5 WEIRD THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Ive already tried 1,3 and 4 :P

Posted over a year ago

to who it may concern,

your girlfriend is mine now, i know
we were besties but she is mine now.
I love her and she loves me so
screw you stephine is mine now.

love,
Max

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me : O-o Posted over a year ago

you are a normal teen if:

1. u have a facebook

2. you have a cell phone

4. u r wasting ur time reading this

5. you didnt realize there was no # 3

7. u checked to see if there wasnt a # 3

8 Oh wheres 6? :O

9. u r smiling right now. :) Posted over a year ago

Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?! Posted over a year ago

I had an exausting week.
TGIF
MDCV
(French version) Posted over a year ago

do you love me :P Posted over a year ago

to who it may concern,

i am sorry to have kissed your boyfriend

love,

your boyfriend

________________________________________________________

me : O-o Posted over a year ago

link I can't see why isn't this actually funny xD Posted over a year ago

Lady Gaga in concert in Tulsa and i get to go Posted over a year ago

I just lost the game :( Posted over a year ago

I'm going to see Drake Bell march13th.. Posted over a year ago

HEAD EXCERSISES EVERYBODII and left..and right..and left..and right....... Posted over a year ago

You know, when we're alone and I'm talking out loud it is kind of for your benefit, I already know the things that I am saying. -Outsourced Posted over a year ago

I tried to cut an apple... I gotta booboo now. :(. XD Posted over a year ago

Today i burned my tongue while drinking hot chocolate. I'm really stupid! Posted over a year ago

LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"...... lol :) Posted over a year ago

"We have found a witch! May we burn her?" -Monty Python. xD Posted over a year ago

:P :P :P :P Posted over a year ago

Something...Something...Something...Dark side XD Family guy is so random XD Posted over a year ago

"Everyone needs to be a little infected by the Biebonic plague.” -Cory Monteith ♥ Posted over a year ago

Randomness. O_o Posted over a year ago

hey if youve herd or like the band rogue wave plz join my spot for them:link Posted over a year ago

What this world needs is more abortions and more guns. Posted over a year ago

Add me plz Posted over a year ago

I HAVE NO SHAME! D: Posted over a year ago

any one going to see Drake Bell live? get information at link Posted over a year ago

Monkey. Posted over a year ago

OMG O.o, I was full on singing 'Grenade' earlier and screaming it into the fone waiting for my sister to answer, no one was home and I was walking down the hallway (Still yelling) and then BAM my mum's bf was right there in the lounge room and... I had a giggle fit XD Posted over a year ago

"Dude, she just called you Australian..." "OH, HELL NO!, HOLD MY KANGAROO!" LOL, So true :) Happy Australia Day <3 Posted over a year ago

I had a life, but facebook ruined it... Posted over a year ago

True friendship is two friends munching on a well cooked face together... Posted over a year ago

write something random Posted over a year ago

I look at my fans and are left thinking: ... Thats a lot of people I don't know... Posted over a year ago

I think this pineapple is giving me heart problems! Posted over a year ago

Me: Hey Josh, I know who your mom is!
Josh: Who?
Me: TAYLOR! *makes :3 face*
Josh: Ewww Shes black!
Cameron: Dude, you need a lesson on life.
Taylor: Whos talkin bout me?
Josh: YOUR MOM!
Me: Oh dude, thats not somethin nice to say to your mom!
Taylor: WHAT THE?!? *stares at me*
Cameron: RUN BEFORE THAT NIGGA GETS YA ANNIE!
Me: Dude, now you need a lesson on life.
Cameron: Sorry. *sits down* Posted over a year ago

Smart people aren't nerds,
People that wear black aren't "emo",
Most blondes aren't dumb,
Not all boys like Black Ops,
Not all girls are obssesed with hair.

It's called the real world. Posted over a year ago

OMG i just found out that my friendz ex real name Posted over a year ago

dfsdfvrsca bghuew9imorlicjfmxebfyeuwm,xuiewnz,.uie9jnfcedurhbehjcrdcfdbhfcjbhcdcfjhnerikfchjnrekifdjn yay for random
Posted over a year ago

Boyfriend: Make a C with your right hand.
Girlfriend: Okay.*makes a C*
Boyfriend: *smiles and makes C with his left hand, placing it opposite of hers*
Girlfriend: A heart?
Boyfriend: No. My stomach, and its empty. Make me a sandwich. Posted over a year ago

Once I found David archuleta's fan number And I called it
And he picked up...but I hung up on him cause
I panicked...so now every time I try to call him he spent pick up.and I'm still mad at myself Posted over a year ago

link

I'm listening that song: DDD Posted over a year ago

I just beat my cat up with a noodle.
That outta teach her to quit scratching my feet.

By the way it's the pool noodle, if it was an actual noodle it'd get stuck to her nose, leaving me to quite a site to laugh at. Yeah right now there is just random things laying around my house :p Posted over a year ago

im soooooo bored all im doin is nothin:~P Posted over a year ago

2:20am and I'm home alone? Fuuuun :P Posted over a year ago

Describe me in ONE word, using the THIRD letter of you're name. This is fun :D
--Livi Posted over a year ago

I farted Posted over a year ago

Im not going to say anything ḯᾔ﹩ρḯяαтḯøηαʟ, im just going to cuss a lot! - Green Day!! Posted over a year ago

O_O WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?!? Its not my fault I have Ophthalmophobia (fear of being stared at)!!!! SO STOP STARING!!.......wait.........what were we talking about again?....*Shrugs* oh well O_o Posted over a year ago

im kinda tired... it was a rough monday... Posted over a year ago

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. .U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring....
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like... sharin is carin....but...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) I LOVE COOKIES
. .U....U

...(\_/)
. (^_^)
. (> <) So then I ate it....teehee.....sorry. Posted over a year ago

I'm bored, so I'm writing this XD Posted over a year ago

that movie the roomate looks super scary !
i'm not a big horror movie fan. (:
haha. the previews for the roomate freak me out ! Posted over a year ago

Hi there, If u could just click this link and vote for me I will give u props!! C'mon guys first one gets three props! link Posted over a year ago

GUY: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Oh wait, its too long.
GIRL: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Oh wait, you wont get it. Posted over a year ago

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P Posted over a year ago

I HATE FLIRTY PEOPLE! FKN TRY HARDS! Posted over a year ago

Oh, wow. When I turn 18 my mum will still be in her 30's...

$20 says I can get her to go clubbing ;) Posted over a year ago

Omg Guys ! I Have This App On My Phone, Youhh Put Your Index Finger On The Lense And It Measures Ur Heart Rate. So I Was Bored And I Used It And It Said '98' Then I Started Thinkinq Bout My Ex And Me And I Look Down At My Phone And It Was '140' ! Haha I Was Like Wtf ? O.o lol Posted over a year ago

Whose Seen Mean Girls 2 ? I'm Dissapointed :( Not Funny Very Cheesy And More Of A Chick Flick ! O.o Posted over a year ago

i have just the way u r, stuck in my head!!! go away!!! Posted over a year ago

What I Would Want To Be This Week : A Talk Show Host Person Thinqy (; I Could See It Now !
* Me Talkinq To Lindsy Lohan*
Me: How Was It For You ? Playinq A 'Straight' In So Many Movies
Lindsy: ..........
Ahh Yes, That Wud Be Interestinq (x Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

cool Posted over a year ago

would you join my I.H.Y club?its for if you hate something and/or nobody listens to your complains then come here and talk as much as you want here's the url
link Posted over a year ago

I got Dedicated for JB....!!!!!.:) Posted over a year ago

Anyone want dinosaur facts? Come to me and I will teach you whatever you want to know. ^^ Posted over a year ago

Hey Guys ! Just Wanted To Say î ♥ Youhh ! haha I Better Get ¹ "î ♥ Youhh !" ßack ! (x Posted over a year ago

Yay, get to see some of my fam tomorrow, beach on tuesday. Umm... Thinking of something for wednesday, prolly hang with friends and sleeping at my mates on thursday :) Had to share it <3 Posted over a year ago

hey guys its FЯED!! XD

just kidding i dont like fred O_O Posted over a year ago

Whos an insomniac like me??? Posted over a year ago

A guy broke into my appartment last week, he didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by every night and changes the channels... Sick bastard Posted over a year ago

Caption competition on link Posted over a year ago

SEE IM NOT A DUMBAZZ IM JUST SO FRIKIN RANDUM! LMFAO! Posted over a year ago

How's your Saturday? Posted over a year ago