I'M GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS FREGGIN PEN SOMEONE HELP PLEASE I'M DYING I NEED IT HELP SOMEONE GET ME LIKE 40 BUCKS PLEASE I NEED IT UUUUUUGGGGH IT'S SO COOL
...whyamibrokeineedajob....
Posted over a year ago
I could have sworn my car had a fender. I could have sworn my car's hood wasn't bent like that. I really could have sworn these headlights were in one piece......
Posted over a year ago
Oi, Riku! I've had enough of your rock thieving. Besides, I am newly joined member to the Zanhar Project, so you're giving rocks back to me, technically, anyway.over a year ago
Sometimes I think oh yes
I'd move to where all the shooting stars are gone
With all of our wishes
How could they bare oh no
To carry around the stupid human hopes
So I'm going to help I will
Give a key to lock the door
To the secret paradise
There are so many queuing up
And I won't let them in
Look at them
They are cheeky
They are never worthy
to be saved
Sometimes I feel oh yes
I could do almost everything I wanted
And it makes me cry
Posted over a year ago
Entering the Pink Polycarbonate Pans, with a mixture of Freezing Flying Frying Fangs and Collectable Coloured Carrots. Thank you, Riku. My life is now complete.
Posted over a year ago
@Kuro We'll she's the only zanhar with even a basic comprehension of math so she'll have to do. :P @LTheGirl You may join our project, we must protect our rocks and anarchy at all costs! You can be our weapons specialist this is a very important job.over a year ago
I understand. I shall equip each of you with a sub-machine-gun and lots of ammo. Since we have knives, too (though we do not mass produce them) I will also give you all one ten-inch combat knife. I myself prefer to stay behind the scenes, if that is okay with the rest of you.over a year ago
Yesterday, I started on Dehydrated Polycarbonate Thongs, then decided to start with the Pink Flying Frying Pans. I wonder what i should start off with, today?
Posted over a year ago
Start with funding the zanhar project so we can better our clones and better our anarchy. Or you can start with the phrase 'spontaneous bra combustion'.over a year ago
Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore. I chime in with a Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne.over a year ago
Today, Twitter had the treat of finding out that American rapper B.o.B (whose songs I actually like) is a flat-earther. One who believes the Earth is flat. As in, not a sphere. The Earth.
Yes.
THESE PEOPLE WALK AMONG US.
Posted over a year ago
Seriously, go have a scroll down his Twitter page. Guaranteed to either a) provide your comedic relief for the day, or b) make you lose all hope in humanityover a year ago
I'm following in the footsteps of the false prophets before me and I'm going to go to bed. XD
I'm on a good-nights-sleep streak and I don't want to ruin it, because those are rare.
THE GRAND DUCK LOVES YOU!
Posted over a year ago
Okay so you see, my internet cut out on me for a while and its ordering me to go to sleep. >.> So I think I have to before it does that asshole move again. XD
Bp = black panther, or so known as my nickname. My old Fanpop account was blackpanther666 - it's still pretty much the same, except now it's in Japanese and has an underscore in it.over a year ago
Pfft. Screw that XD AP Bio is nothing and AP World I need a 33% so I think Im good. >.> .... >.> Also Im kinda haivng too much fun. Its been ages since Random Club has been THIS hypedover a year ago
DO NOT BOW DOWN TO FALSE PROPHETS: Follow the TRUE leader today, 8theGreat, as declared by our Lord and Savior; The Grand Duck! Bow to ME, the Grand Duck's ONLY TRUE PROPHET or be sent to ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Posted over a year ago
Rotten eggs,
Hairy legs.
Red crocks,
Blue frocks.
Smelly fish,
Silver dish.
Constipated frying pan,
Stomach virus can.
Dehydrated thong,
Give me your song.
Dilapidated bronze mat,
Obese brown cat.
Posted over a year ago
I like my current icon because I can type the word "butts" and it looks like a 100% done Azula is saying the word "butts" and that makes me happy.
Posted over a year ago
Just think... the person who invented this club would have so much power over all twenty-thousand four-hundred eight of us. But, of course if this individual looked at this statement and said that they were in fact the maker of this club, they would need to provide proof. But, the maker of the Twilight Series club would probably have the power over the most people.
Posted over a year ago
Cause even if they had the magical power to use the threat of deleting the club I wouldnt care. I have other places to go anyways. I actually dont really even need Fanpop to keep in contact with my friends sooo yeah. I cant imagine what one person would be able to do that would give them power like that.over a year ago
I suppose you are right... but, they would have significance to a lot of us... Not really me, though because I am not even a member of this clubover a year ago
Gossip is overrated. Anyone you talk about badly or what they done bad to you to other people,is always gossip. Except talking about good things about them.
Posted over a year ago
"Some things just, some things just make sense
And one of those is you and I (Hey)
Some things just, some things just make sense
And even after all this time (Hey)
I'm into you, baby, not a day goes by
That I'm not into you
I should be over all the butterflies
But I'm into you (I'm into you)
And baby even on our worst nights
I'm into you (I'm into you)
Let 'em wonder how we got this far
'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all
Yeah, after all this time
I'm still into you"
Posted over a year ago
I didn't realise this had turned into the poetry club... XD I was never good at that. Guess I may as well try:
Shikais are small
Short, or tall.
Bankais are big,
But I don't wear a wig.
Now I know my poetry sucks,
Please, if you agree, just give no fucks.
I'm terrible, I know,
Now it's time for me to go.
Posted over a year ago
I learned a new word today; Allodoxaphobia. This is the fear of opinions. Everyone on the internet (especially tumblr) is Allodoxaphobic.
Posted over a year ago
Blood is red,
Violets are blue.
Why am I here?
To annoy you.
Not in the conventional chain,
I am here to drive you insane.
Every day, there I am.
I'm everywhere,
But less than a gram.
I have nothing,
Am nothing,
See nothing.
But, nevertheless,
I am anything.
What am I, you ask?
Look inside.
I am your mind.
That thing inside you
That thinks for you.
I am not here.
I am not real.
I am your own demon.
Posted over a year ago
Sitting in front of the white glow and seeing the place I had once considered a fun home, I find myself lost in the words clustering the screen, yet unlike before, the rising joy does not appear but rather a frosty sigh from what this once beautiful joyous place has now become- a crimson frosty place.
I sit and wonder. Where has the sun gone. The one that warmed this world and gave it life. The one that created laughter by its very presence.
Posted over a year ago
But then I sigh again as one could not simply wish for a beautiful sun to bring life to my frozen barren home. Perhaps my home should not be the one to change, but perhaps it should be me. Perhaps I should just leave my home behind and find a place elsewhere.over a year ago
"Everything in existence has a flaw. Not to mention humans, but air, will, and even time. It's natural to have an end if it has a beginning."
Posted over a year ago
Someone.... help me.... I fought a dragon and became one myself... I became one of the demons I sought to destroy! I cannot bear the fact that if my past self saw me now, I would surely slay my own soul. But I cannot deny my demonic nature! I must go and wreak havoc upon the lands that despise me so! My soul may be tainted, but the taint is indelibly etched into my soul! And my soul is who I am, therefore I am forever the demon!
Posted over a year ago
It seems that the worst of winter is coming. The East Coast is going to get quite a bit of snow this weekend. Stay safe this weekend, East Coast dwellers.
Posted over a year ago
i'll cut a hole in her stomach, then,will force her intestines out and into her mouth, then, i'l pull her freaking XXX blood-filthy heart while i rip open her brain at the same time. Then soft white brain XXX will squirt out covering the whole torture room. hmm, what will i do if i'm still not satisfied? tie her up with ropes made of
Posted over a year ago
rose thorn, then in which will cut her open from lungs to kidney. then cut open her liver, poured over as fresh blood as seasoning, plucking the eyes out, then chopping the limbs piece by piece, all thrown into a pile of shit?............then where will the pile of shit be?....we'll know...hehehe.. >too much gore?over a year ago
Oh, I'm afraid you just don't understand. Your inferior hybrid type can never compare to mine, my dear friend. *soul's arm fills back up with the lost blood and re-attaches itself to her shoulder* You poor dear, you. I am one of the most beautiful hybrids known to the many worlds! Immortality of the undead vampires is nothing compared to mine. I am rather like your vampires, but i would never be something as vile as those creatures. I am half demon, half god. It is literally impossible for a being such as me to be defeated by one such as you. The beings that possess the black blood have access to great magic, no? *knives fly from heartfillia's hands to soul's* my beautiful little doll, what fun we shall have! *licks blood off lips* Though, even my own blood is satisfactory to my tastes, I quite enjoy the blood of others...over a year ago
Other people: Okay, guys, it's time to have a very serious discussion about world peace and hunger and terrorism and...
Me: *is just thinking about ducks*
Posted over a year ago
Me: thinking about world peace and hunger and terrorism and.... *actually thinking about what Ed-kun might do in the next episode of Fullmetal Alchemist*over a year ago
DAY 147
They removed me from my prison cell. I caught the Black Plague a day ago. But, after they took me out of prison, they put me in an equally horrifying hospital. They cured me... but cut of 2 of my limbs and put me back in prison. I lost all my dignity, and any shred of hope I had managed to cling on to. So, I pretended to eat the food, but slipped it out to the cell next to me. I eventually starved my self to death. I am in Hell now... waiting for the angels to take me back to Heaven.
Posted over a year ago
XD haha no! I just made this up in an exaggeration of a real-life situation. it actually means I contracted a head cold and stayed home from school for a day. haha, don't know where the rest came from... just wanted a weird end to the storyover a year ago
Its can be editted and its a claim constantly taken. Honestly, Im pretty neutral to the ghost argument but a lot of the videos are dumb imoover a year ago
I wish my US spell checker would come to terms with the fact that I almost exclusively use UK English and that I am, in fact, spelling "colour" correctly.
Posted over a year ago
I had my very first wrestling competition today. It was soooo fun, and my team got second place in the tournament! I'm new and suck at it so much, but I love it anyway! :}
Posted over a year ago
^I told you to message me back about that XD I kinda forgot about it cause my PC refreshed and when I remembered I was rushed off to schoolover a year ago
A group of ISIS just terror my country two days ago... it was terrifying. Many innocent citizen has died. But terrorism will not fade our passion! ISIS has targeted my country long time ago, it appears this is their first strike, but they are messing with the wrong country!
Posted over a year ago
So sorry to hear that.. wishing gthe best for your country and the whole word. ..f*** today alot of schools in my city were closed after 3 hours and they'll be close for a month because they received threats from terrorist.... God !!!!!over a year ago
That feeling when you're browsing on eBay or amazon and you see all this stuff that you want but you're broke, but it's a teapot that's a duck and you need it because you love ducks and tea, and the company also happened to make a stuffed duck backpack that you're emotionally attached to, so it has your precious duck child and it's tea so you need it, but you're broke so you're forced to pet the screen aggressively and hope it appears before you.
gentle mama
sing a lullaby ,your child cries
rock him in the cradle and tell him lies
for soon enough the danger will call him
to the front lines~
let him revel in his innocense and peaceful dreams
where everything's as beautiful as it seems
his future is a field of flowers
planted with mines !
Oh listen....~
to the mountain's fury,
to the raging wind,
to the ocean, weary
of the poisonin'
when the rains come down
feel the tears of the earth ~
Posted over a year ago
Why did is this year full of so much death so far? Wasn't 2015 bad enough with death? I really hope there isn't going to be a lot of death this year.over a year ago
Let's raise our virtual glasses for Alan Rickman, a man that touched so many with his majesty of performance and commitment to his craft. An amazing human being. Rest easy, Professor :'(
Posted over a year ago
*sits on floor watching anime and eating POCKY & Ramen noodles with chopsticks, wearing my Naruto shirt with a stack of manga next to me* come at me bro'over a year ago
Me and my brother who is two years older than me take the same math class. So, I take a test, and then he takes the same test in the same day. He had studied for 5 hours straight. I had re-read Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. We get the test back a week later. I get a 98%. He gets a 72%. How does that work, you ask? Well, unlike some people may insist, there are different levels of intelligence. And you are never on the highest level. Goes for me, too.
Posted over a year ago
Hey Random Club, Jared here again with some exciting news! I FINALLY finished my newest list, that being my Top 20 Fictional Characters. You can find it in this club's links page and right here: link
Back to the street, back to the place,
Back to the room where it all began, hey
Back to the room where it all began
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon
Your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
When it's nine in the afternoon
Posted over a year ago