Another year begins with a job hunt, I can't even remember what year I started job-hunting at this rate it'll be time to retire before I get a proper job!! Posted over a year ago

Get Rid Of Those Barnacle On The Slopes You Barnaclehead! And You'll Find A Naked Sister Of Mine As A Reward! Posted over a year ago

Look At This Place. I Mean PUH-LEEZE! Would It Kill Them To Lay Down A Few Thrown Rugs? And All This Wasted Space. How Did Those Two Old Fogies Make All This? Posted over a year ago

If people do mean shit to you it's because they're jealous of your success. Remember that. Posted over a year ago

FANPOP IS CONFUSING ME, ON MY UPDATES, IT SHOWS WHENEVER SOMEONE COMMENTS ON SOMETHING, SO I CLICKED IT THINK SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY ANSWER TO A QUESTION, HOLY SHIT< NNO FANPOP BAD, Posted over a year ago

"Every girl that think she's ugly is always actually the most beautiful girl." Posted over a year ago

Ugh cant up load images..can anyone else? Posted over a year ago

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My train of thought. Posted over a year ago

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Would you guys be so kind as to look at my shop? Thanks to all of you who do. Posted over a year ago

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"I'm not like most girls." What?...Are your tits on your head?... Posted over a year ago

Go To A Mirror, Open Your Mouth, Look At Your Tongue And Do Nothing Posted over a year ago

It's in water is tasty. So is peanut butter Posted over a year ago

For dinner I went over to my grandma's house and instead of making spaghetti with spaghetti sauce she used salsa.

...It was actually pretty good. Posted over a year ago

My current day.

I was (rudely) woken up by my mother who was fretting about money. Then she, for no apparent reason, decided to rearrange any and all furniture in our house. Naturally I was the heavy lifter and spent my morning lugging beds and desks and stuff around, only to put it all back because my mom "liked it the way it was better."

I now understand why some people become serial killers. On that note, does anyone know any cool spots to dispose of the body(s)? Posted over a year ago

Kids in my school = I want a Iphone!!!!

Me = I want a gameboy.................... Posted over a year ago

♪ ♫Everybody wants to rule the world♪ ♫ Posted over a year ago

Me: *Watching anime* "Ugh....it's getting late. I should get to bed. I have a late night tomorrow."

*4 am rolls by.*

Me: "Ah screw it." *Moves on to next episode* Posted over a year ago

I hate my classmates -_-

The teachers are just trying to give us an education and all they're doing is being disrespectful. Because of them we can't learn anything. One even yelled at my Algebra teacher to "f*ck off" and then gave him the finger for telling him to put his phone away.

*sigh* Seriously? Does anyone else here go to a school like this? Posted over a year ago

Can some one please join my finger monkey club because just look at a finger monkey there sooooooo cute Posted over a year ago

I've been rather unhelpful and cold lately, it's rather concerning. Posted over a year ago

That moment when you really want to punch somebody yet you can't because a teacher is like right next to where you and that person are sitting at. *In head* Damn it. Posted over a year ago

WTF :D

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My family is buying a second house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the second house when we buy it because I have no friends and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she said XD Posted over a year ago

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: Posted over a year ago

I'm new Posted over a year ago

fanpop you old fuck why can't i upload images Posted over a year ago

you must be whats left Posted over a year ago

shine bright like a doitsu Posted over a year ago

yes. Posted over a year ago

(Me and my friends at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do you pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best peanut butter ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) Posted over a year ago

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! Posted over a year ago

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following you on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests or anything that may benefit them in following someone. Posted over a year ago

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? Posted over a year ago

HAY!!! Posted over a year ago

link wtf um oh ok ????? Posted over a year ago

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Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... Posted over a year ago

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the day that I show up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell you that I'm dead and gone, so you won't know.

You won't know.˝ Posted over a year ago

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If you keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Posted over a year ago

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your Inbox Posted over a year ago

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. Posted over a year ago

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student Posted over a year ago

THE POWER WITHIN Posted over a year ago

I now have 69 props ;) Posted over a year ago

I rather enjoy random things..... Posted over a year ago

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum Posted over a year ago

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posted over a year ago

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.......................Because Posted over a year ago

anime people eating toast more like throw away your earphones Posted over a year ago

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My Friends At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- Posted over a year ago

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if Fanpop were to add a dislike button ._. Posted over a year ago

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic Posted over a year ago

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Join the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. Posted over a year ago

I noticed something. ALOT of female anime fans hate Shonen anime characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the anime or bash characters ignorantly. Yet the anime wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of anime but honestly don't you think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? Posted over a year ago

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Doesn't it irritate you when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. Posted over a year ago

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my second worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese Spider Crab. *Shiver* Posted over a year ago

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe. Posted over a year ago

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
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*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. Posted over a year ago

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Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 Posted over a year ago

one day i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope Posted over a year ago

akemashite omedetou, losers Posted over a year ago

Happy New Years!~ Posted over a year ago

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D Posted over a year ago

Happy new year guys. Posted over a year ago

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do you want to move over to the other table?" She moves the short table I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks by and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD Posted over a year ago

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn Posted over a year ago

My mother and my brother have pretty much the same driving ability.

My mother because she can't see the road.
My brother because he ignores it completely.

(P.S Do not punch stone walls. Your hand will lose. I learned that the hard way.) Posted over a year ago

I wonder....

Cop: "Where were you between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone confirm that?"

Me: "you can. I just told you about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." Posted over a year ago

My sister has a horrible case of food poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday or else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o Posted over a year ago

tomorrow (new years) is another day just like any other day. It won't even feel like the year changed. It's nothing special just another day leading us closer to the end of our life :P Posted over a year ago

Happy new year all you drunk and complete strangers Posted over a year ago

Happy new year veryone Posted over a year ago

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling Posted over a year ago

@^_^@ Posted over a year ago

if you are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates you goodbye Posted over a year ago

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to Christmas vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to you all. ^-^ Posted over a year ago

please keep voting to decide!
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Sexting! It's how phones are born! Posted over a year ago

randomness is awesome ;) Posted over a year ago

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky Posted over a year ago

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go!
Way up high, or down low
I'll go w herever you will go! Posted over a year ago

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: Hey Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do You Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did You Know
Me: You Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did You Know?!
Me: I'm Spying You All The Time
Slender Man: LOL Posted over a year ago

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... Posted over a year ago

same here dude Posted over a year ago

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. Posted over a year ago

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs Posted over a year ago

I'm Batman!!! Posted over a year ago

omfg 10 hours man!

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yay~

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you~~~~~~~~
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.....~~~~~~~~ Posted over a year ago

This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can! Posted over a year ago

Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the next decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS! Posted over a year ago

mom: honey take a break you look exhausted
me: mom please just one more hour....

12 hours later what the fuck what day is it? Posted over a year ago

who else has a sensitive fire alarm? MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I am your leader. (If you are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF OR ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?! Posted over a year ago

POKES are FUN. FACEBOOK YAY!!!! Posted over a year ago

finn wat r u doing finn STAHP Posted over a year ago

My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night. Posted over a year ago