Fun Facts!
1.Justin Bieber is an idiot.
2.Salad is healthy.
3.You cant lick your index finger while looking up.
4.You just tried number 3.
5.You hate me for number 1.
6.Your laughing at number 4.
7.I'm funny.
Posted over a year ago
mom:wat u wanna be wen u grow up
me:a singer
mom:u can sing good u don't wanna b a...
me:PIE!
mom:um u dont wanna be a doctor
me:NO thanks im good
mom:u ..
me:DY...NO....MITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mom:um okay forget it
If you want to hear a full house, hear this- know how many lions it takes to make a pride?
3 to 30 lions! Ain't that just weird?
Posted over a year ago
Today I walked up to my teacher and asked her what she wanted for her Birthday this year. She replied with a smirk and said, "A new job. And a husband that'll do something for once."
Posted over a year ago
dream makes evreything possible , hope makes evreything work , love makes evrything beautiful , smile make all the above ..............................................................
BOY : iam not rich like rohit ,i dont even have a bid car like rohit ,but i realy realy love u
GIRL : i love u too , but tell me more about rohit
lolzzz
Posted over a year ago
CLICK
C : cant live without u
L : love u
I : i miss u
C : care about u
K : kiss frome my heart to u
sp when u miss some one just say CLICK
Posted over a year ago
if u guys wanna see some bread ties look at the pics its too random and check out my bread tie question and comment i wanna see who says the funnieest comment
Posted over a year ago
My world geography teacher borrowed one of the student's boomerangs (the student had it because we where studying Australia and the boomerang was originally used by the Aborigines) and he got it stuck on the roof of the school. XD
Posted over a year ago
if u need ADVICE MSG me
if u need AFRIEND CALL me
if u need HELP E_MAIL me
if u need MONEY THE the number u dailed is not in service plzz dont try agine
Ok so im sitting here minding my own bissnus and suddenly I hear this beep beep beep. I look out the window and I see a snow plow it backed up it was haveing troubble getting out of the court. Suddenly it gets out starts doing its job. And then guess what? It started haveing trouble pushing the snow any further so guess what it did? It dumbed the snow of in fornt of my driveway! My driveway! out of all the other places to place the snow the snow plow places it in front of my house!
Posted over a year ago
jaoiermjfcjgiljwlglkfvnkwhjg wli;ngwmuorjgoijg,iojefgokqjwopijtr9wietojgihwougnkjnogij i want pieeeeeeeeee as in 3.148754874290572475914975097458710574125 LOL
Posted over a year ago
does anyone know how to get those hearts ? they're really cool.. i don't mean <3 , the real heart. can someone tell me how i can make them on here ?
Posted over a year ago
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
No offense guys, but I found this rly funny :D
Posted over a year ago
Whoa, it's snowing like hard core outside. But good thing, because I don't have school tomorrow or Tuesday due to the crap load of snow. Plus, we don't get that much snow here in Arkansas.
Posted over a year ago
You're so lucky! >.< Where i live, we get SO much snow, and a lot of it at that, but we NEVER have any snow days. I think my school district things that "We should be used to it, by now" or something -.-over a year ago
Am I the only one that hates it when haters come up to me and curse me out instead of giving some comebacks? Oh and the spelling they're giving (on purpose)? Not to mention about them telling me they're gonna slap me in the face, kick my ass etc etc when they know its impossible for em' to do that over the internet.
Seriously? That leaves me no choice but to leave em' alone, becase no matter what I say, all they have is "FUCK YOU BITCH" or "YOU AND YOUR BITCHES ARE DEAD, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU"
Posted over a year ago
The internet gives power to the people that are powerless in real life. Quite an annoyance when they believe that their words mean more than what they actually are--empty threats.over a year ago
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was wtinrig. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae.
Posted over a year ago
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
Posted over a year ago
If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of my happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I’ll be out at the mall.
Posted over a year ago
well, first they fight then they just give each other the silent treatment, then i have to step in and say something, then they start again and say i am the reason they were fighting. it doesn't make any sense.over a year ago
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!" said the little bird.
"ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR!!!" said the penguin.
"WEE WEE WEE WEE" said the fifth little piggy.
"I'M BORED!!!" says I.
Posted over a year ago
That awkward moment when
Eminem is actually afraid.
Justin Bieber says never.
Pink doesn't raise her glass.
Ke$ha isn't really who they are.
...Bruno Mars drops the grenade.
& Rihanna remembers her name.
Delicious, mouth watering chicken
On the long golden-like table.
Shining in the dark, there it was
A memory of the past.
Sadie Adiinkalump lives in a pineapple
And she loves her husband so
I used to like my husband too
But then he died of swine flu..
That's a poem we made up in Language class......we were put into groups and each person wrote 2 lines then covered it so no 1 else could see. Then the paper was passed to the other group members..hence the random ideas and lines...
Posted over a year ago
Ikr.....it doesn't make any sense either...it's just the last four lines that are somewhat related to a common topic of loving one's husband....over a year ago
This is Fanpop
Here, everyone talks to their friends
Everyone is as happy as a clam
Great jokes are told
A person isn't left alone
Many people have many fans
Everyone's together 'till the end!
I LOVE DIMA BILAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh people please don't tell me you don't know him!!!!!?!!!!!!!! I just melt when I hear his voice!! <3
Posted over a year ago
I love ice cream, chips,chocolate and green is my favorite color xD!!!! Harry Potter is my favorite movie and Severus Snape is the Best xD!!
Posted over a year ago