yeah, i will be! i went outside after that being as quiet as i could but i heard that huffing noise they make from nearby after getting a can, so i bolted for the house thinking "oshitoshitoshit!' but i didn't see it. it's a black bear btw.over a year ago
~“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”~
Posted over a year ago
MY CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During testing today it was silent then suddenly we heard a weird noise like a weird baby laughing crying dying sound. I don't know how to explain what it sounded like. But it was coming from the closet. It was scary. Even the teacher looked a little scared.
Posted over a year ago
If my dad breaks the TV one more time I'll lose my patience!! JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND IT'LL SWITCH BACK ON, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
Posted over a year ago
the loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
Posted over a year ago
Hey I'm bored ask me a question
K....Do your balls smell like fish? And does your pubic hair go up your nose when you smell them
0_o I dont smell my balls and they don't smell like fish
If you don't smell them how do you no they don't smell of fish?
I don't smell my balls but i no they don't smell like fish.
Ok.......but just to be accurate smell your balls
*my friend sends me this conversation and says its her and her bf talking and I die of laughter*
Posted over a year ago
You know if I had to eat either a spider or a roach I'd eat the roach because I can't have a spider making webs inside of me. That's gross O_o
Posted over a year ago
i just had some faith in humanity restored because the people living across from the westboro baptist church painted their house rainbow and painted their punch buggy rainbow and wrote "fagbug" in big letters.over a year ago
Hey guys! I've started a new club called 180. It's open to anyone and I was wondering if you would like to join it. If not, I would love it if you spread the word around. You can do both, if you would like to.
Posted over a year ago
I'm pretty sure I could even make a record nowadays. A little bit editor would just even a few false notes, and my voice would sound decent to listen to. Ever heard Carly Rae Jepsen sing live? What an abomination. Still, I must admit she's one of the few artists with the balls to actually perform without playbacking.over a year ago
in the news today one direction fans tweet death threats to a fucking puppy idiotic justin bieber fans piss all over anne frank because he went to her house boston gets bombed
excellent day excellent day
Posted over a year ago
today, i walked down to visit my cousin's memorial stone & sat next to it/talked for a lil' bit. it had me end up saying to him "i miss you...but i still feel like i can talk to you even though you're gone."
r.i.p. eli...
Posted over a year ago
Dear JB haters, I owe my life to him (don't stop reading yet it gets better) I was in a bad car accident a few months ago and was in a coma for like 3 months. One day the nurse came into my room, and turned on the radio. A justin beiber song was on. So I woke up, got up and turned off the radio.over a year ago
He goes to fucking Anne Frank's house and manages to think about himself and his fans, that's ridiculous. This is one downward spiral I am enjoying.over a year ago
If you live in the Boston area please make sure to stay safe and if you're headed that way, turn around, police have reported more possible bombs. Everyone, please stay as safe as possible.
Posted over a year ago
Damn.. This month has just been horrible for a lot of people.. My thoughts and prayers go out to those who were affected/injured in the explosion at the Boston marathon.
Posted over a year ago
Why can't it be perfect? This loves not even real. Why don't I cry for you? I don't want you. i don't need you. I'll forget you it doesn't matter. We are perfect. I love you. No this is all wrong. Why aren't you gone? I know your not that strong. Don't listen to me we'll always be perfectly happy. And maybe, one day I'll, get to see, you smile, in the arms, of someone, who loves you, like I do.
Posted over a year ago
I see how she fakes her affection. I try to understand everything. But I guess I'm just a hopeful fool. To her I'm nothing. We weren't anything. Just a basic test, an experiment. But I won't give up. I won't let him steal you from me. I'll save you and then you will love me. I won't let you do this to yourself. I don't get why she's not listening. I'm fighting an abandoned war. I try to show her the way I feel. I want you. I deeply need you. I won't forget you. Your my sanctuary.
Posted over a year ago
I have had my Xbox 360 since 2006. Never had any red rings... It even fell from my desk once.
Never was anything wrong with it! :D
People underestimate the durability of the Xbox 360.
If you look away from the controller, which appears to be made from glass. >.>
Posted over a year ago
I'm moving back to Tokyo! Its where I was born and I'm so happy! I can't wait for my step sister and step mom to see what its like to live there :D My real mom lives in Tokyo, maybe I'll be able to see her :)
Posted over a year ago
The creepiest thing happened to me and my friend today. Ok so some 30 year old black guy was bothering my friend on Facebook, so she blocked him, but he somehow found out where we go to school, and both our names! I don't even have a Facebook anymore! (do to bullying) He went to our school today to find us, he kept asking teachers and students where we were at the time, he printed out pictures of us and everything! The teachers knew something was wrong. So they called the police. Thank god!
Posted over a year ago
Vrei sa pleci dar numa, numa iei, numa, numa iei, numa, numa, numa iei! Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai! <3
(please excuse my Romanian..)
Posted over a year ago
Doctor: Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news? Patient: The Aladeen news? Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen. Patient: :) :( :) :( :)?????????????????????????
Posted over a year ago
I showed this to my friend (she is really superstious) and then the next day at school I snuck up behind her and whispered "Death Death Death I am Death" and she started screaming "DEATH WHISPERED IN MY EAR! OH NO I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!" Then she turned around and saw me laughing my ass off. she was like "STOP LAUGHING I'M GONNA DIE!" Then I told her I whispered in her ear and she saidover a year ago
the other day at hgh school, me, thefool10 & a group of our friends were hanging out in the hallway messing around & such. i took one of my friend's hat and she went ape-shit on us...but it was hilarious! next, our other buddy teegan walked by, Brooke bumped her, she said "hey" then kept going. next, loudly i sang "hey you guys where did TEEGAN go?! you all know she can't be left alone!"
that got EVERYONE laughing their asses off!
Posted over a year ago
after a few more minutes of hanging ou,t we all went to our rooms. me and Brooke have study hall together & since my arm felt bruised from her punching it, i sang "~there's nothing brooke CAN'T DESTROY!~" while we looked each other in the eye & she laughed her ass off at that too. =)over a year ago
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, I hope you're here to stay,
I’ll tell you all about how I became dictator of North K.
In west Pyongyang, born and raised
In the bomb factory was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool
Pointing nukes at other countries, and calling them fools
When a bad heart attack, which was up to no good
Posted over a year ago
Showed that my dad wasn't living the way that he should I lost my old man and North Korea got scared They said ’Your dad's six-feet under, you're the new emperor." I called for a Kamikaze and when it came near The fighter plane said ‘NUKES’ and it had explosives in the rear If anything I can say this plane's gonna blow But I thought ‘Nah forget it,’ – ‘The democrats don't know!’ I. Made. Threats to America, 7 or 8 And I yelled to the nation ‘Rong rive the North K!’ I looked at my country, I was hated by all To settle my throne as the new Kim Jong.over a year ago
I taste the rainbow but i have no skittles what is wrong with you tastebuds there are no rainbows to taste when you have no skittles
Posted over a year ago
Give me your hands
Show me the door
I cannot stand
To wait anymore
Somebody said
Be what you be
We could be old and cold and dead on the scene
But I love you more than words can say
I can't count the reasons I should stay
Posted over a year ago
You're probably posting on this spot because it is one of the most active places on Fanpop which will allow others to 'listen' to you...'listen' isn't the correct word, but you get what I mean. Sorry I needed to say something to do with psychology...over a year ago
It doesn't bother whether they listen to me or not.. I just had to say something to get it out of my cerebrum before I go insane. It doesn't matter where I post it nor the caring. It's just getting to me.over a year ago
Oh and you've probably noticed but I got a new icon! …Or at least A icon. I've been using my IPod this whole time, so I couldn't really get an icon until now…when I actually decided to use the computer.over a year ago
Yes…technically I'm supposed to be a evil brown furred she-cat in fiction-land! I randomly called fanfiction fiction-land. No, it's about time you get a time-machine that works…never mind. Yes, I'm a evil cat who loves Blowhole. Rainshadow isn't supposed to pick sides between you penguins or the evil villians. Just wanted you to know that, the character Rainshadow is complicated, maybe that's why I've never written any stories about her.over a year ago
“Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself to become a new person.”
― Gerard Way
Posted over a year ago
yo guys though i should say something about that christian couple giving up their child for adoption it's fucking fake link
(◡‿◡✿) not sure if that's still relevant to some of y'all but there ya go anyway
Posted over a year ago
I find it hilariously stupid when I say "body part" and some people are like 'inappropriate'
Like fuck my whole body is made out of body parts. My whole being is inappropriate
Seriously? I can't say body without it being taken sexually or something
I know I'm a sexual person and all, but still.
We can talk(and even joke) about murder and everything's fine, but mention anything related to sex and people get pissed.
Posted over a year ago
OK dude....I've never joked about murder. And also: just let it go, seriously. It's just people giving out their opinion of it. And I personally first thought it was innaprpriate, but now I don't. See? No need to make it into a big deal.over a year ago
^......................They wasn't necessarily talking about you. If you didn't do it then don't get offended and plus there's alot of people who do and she still has a right to express her opinion on the matter.over a year ago
It's just the fact that most people here are so freakin' immature and the instant they even see anything related sex their immediate thought is "oh he said a no-no word "over a year ago
heres a hot tip. if you hate someone, only slash three of the tires on their car. that way, they have to pay full price. if you slash all four they get them for free. //cackles into the sunset
Posted over a year ago
My mom bought this really good flavored sparkling water that taste like grapefruit and lime and now I'm addicted to them, I've already had three, I have to stop, no, no, I can't, STAPH.
Posted over a year ago
Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying [b]feather[\b] about!
Posted over a year ago
"Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in a white dresses with a blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things. "
Posted over a year ago
"Going to glamis to ride on my quad, then pounding brewskies with my best friend Todd. Not ever turning on my PS3. Fuck you if don't like the 360! Donkey Kong sucks, Metroid Prime sucks, everything Nintendo does suck. And if you don't like it then suck on our d's l, and our nuts BIIIIIIIITTCH!!!!!" (search on youtube todd and aaron game awards 2011, this was their parody of the song, it is fucking hilarious)over a year ago
^Yup this is the song . Lol ^^ For some reason I thought you were going to laugh at me because I told you I liked this song. Didn't expect this reason. *high fives back*over a year ago
Do you love the feared captain of generation of miracles, Akashi Seijuro? Then pls join this club: link. Arigatoou nah! He's not yet appearing in screen but Akashi is already so popular, don't be late to be one of his fans XD
Posted over a year ago