what the hell with this...
i saw a question that muslims are terorists......come on guys awake terrorism has no religion...
so just stop this insane Posted over a year ago

I was driving to work the day. Naked. Wes I'm happynakedgayguy from mocospace. Oh my penis......XD funny moments Posted over a year ago

I swear,my dog is Russia.I was teasing her with my food and I heard her KOLKOLKOLing... Posted over a year ago

Today I found a Skittle in a bag of M&M's. I believe it was spying on the enemy. -_- Posted over a year ago

"Some people are like Slinkies. Pretty much useless, but you smile when you push them down the stairs..." - Unknown Posted over a year ago

Itz nice to do random stuff on a random random fanclub!!XD Posted over a year ago

*jumps across a 100 feet building*

AAOW Posted over a year ago

Some people just need a hug :D ... around their neck :) ... with a rope >:) Posted over a year ago

I noticed the Random Club description that the word "Completly" was spelled incorrectly :P , Who ever made this club didn't check their grammar spelling xD Posted over a year ago

If you rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting? Posted over a year ago

being who you are. chasing your dreams. all while never letting people change your mind. achieving this level of dearness on ones own is harder than it sounds. but is dearly rewarding in the end. Posted over a year ago

Everyone writes these amazing, long, well written kissing scenes while I'm just here typing "They kissed." Posted over a year ago

Please. Read my article. :)

link Posted over a year ago

Wait, let me count how many fucks I give.

One, one and a half....

Oh shit, they flew away. Posted over a year ago

Not only is she back, but...wait, I don't even have to explain. Just look at my username. Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

I like trains. Posted over a year ago

Depressed sad i don't know what to do anymore i am out of this world bye Posted over a year ago

It's body was exactly the same as humans but it had no clothes and no identifiable characteristics. Its skin looked rough, like sand paper, but was completely black. There were no ears or nose or anything else except for two round white eyes and a permanent smile on the creatures face. The unblinking eyes stared at him. It remained stationary, smiling.

Now children, imagine waking up and seeing this next to your bed. Posted over a year ago

..................I think I just read a creepypasta that made me sad when a screwdriver broke.............WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! Posted over a year ago

Taking a shower. All of the sudden, a spider on a webb comes down, three inches from my face! I herocially splash water and blow at it until its web breaks and it goes down the drain.

Because Im tough like that. B| Posted over a year ago

Just got back from a Field Trip.
My grade spent the ENTIRE way back(1 1/2 Hours) singing ''I'm sexy and I know it" and ''Super Bass" and "Last Friday Night".
Our bus driver is scared for life;)


Posted over a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROIAN BELLISARIO Posted over a year ago

It's definitely freaky Friday. Posted over a year ago

giggle_faceee said that she and kassilove made plans how to make my life hell Posted over a year ago

dearly dear is a fair thing to say dears why can you not come back? why be you such a Chester? BE DEAR BE DEAR BE DEAR!!!! Posted over a year ago

I can't believe two of my can't gone missing today, I shouldn't have let them play outside the apartment, it's all my fault, ah, this is like the worst day of my life first I found out that one of my best friends is a backstabber and a total fake and a bitch and now this! I want it all to go away. Jeez I totally sound like an attention whore but I really wanted to get that out of my chest. @_@ Posted over a year ago

(Turns on TV, some cartoon is on, a female character talks)
Me: Oh look it's Grey DeLisle. AGAIN.

She is everywhere.... Posted over a year ago

XD RANDOM! Oh poop. I lost my iPhone.
I HATE MY LIFE AND I WANNA DIE!
I ain't got no iPhoooone!
Chris: YES YOU DO ITS ON THE TABLE
Me: Oh. STFU. Posted over a year ago

hmmm I wonder what would happen if I ran up that wall? Posted over a year ago

I just saw a commercial for something that teaches your cat to use the toilet. I was waiting for it to be a Big Spot commercial, but it wasn't. It was legit. I was laughing so much I cried. Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you see your favorite actor play a gay-like model on Big Time Rush. Posted over a year ago

"The troll" in Spanish is "el troll". No lie. Posted over a year ago

Paranormal Activity = Extremely boring fake activity.

Bl Posted over a year ago

Someone carved the troll face into a pumpkin for the school Halloween pumpkin carving contest. And they still lost to the French pumpkin in a beret. U mad bro? Posted over a year ago

i like cake
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Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are..

Up above the sky so high
Like a dimond in the sky...

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are...

Good night and sweet dreams everyone! :)
Posted over a year ago

Yep.
My school is having a Halo (The video game) tournament tomorrow.
I was selected as one of the top 6 players that get to compete.
...Like a boss... Posted over a year ago

FU Kitty Cat (I saw that on a show) Posted over a year ago

I'm so gay and horny Posted over a year ago

G' im tired of all this "am im pretty questions"
Posted over a year ago

Because everyone here keeps saying "Over 9000" (from some cartoon I can't remember) I just paused suddenly when I wrote "The inner core is over 9000 degrees" on my homework. Posted over a year ago

Hello, i love chocolate ^^, do you like chocolate? Posted over a year ago

Fan me! :)

"I am luvin the sound of ur voice" Posted over a year ago

E-mails.

kassilove: how am i a troll samart one

Me: Don't message me. Don't contact me. Don't interact with me in any way, or I will rip your face off and feed it to my cat. Got it, smart one? And if you even reply to this e-mail, I will report the SHIT outta you, 'kay?

Don't mess with me. Posted over a year ago

Comment or your mom will die in 928 seconds. Posted over a year ago

Y so many twolls here?! D:

I get the feeling they sorta duplicated themselves since the last time I was here... Posted over a year ago

I got a ghost radar app on my phone. I'm addicted to it now ;n; Posted over a year ago

'Username already taken' "Bitch, who stole my idea!?"

i thought this was funny :D Posted over a year ago

All day.. All night,, What a fuck?? :DD Posted over a year ago

i dont get the pick on thing Posted over a year ago

My guy friend's girlfriend was playing with a condom.

...

We're thirteen. Posted over a year ago

im worried about heartisalone :'( Posted over a year ago

IF ONE OF YOU FUCKING KILL THEMSELFS I FEEL GUILTY DONT MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY DONT KILL YOURSELF CAUSE OF A TROLL YEAH I KNOW MY ENGLISH IS BAD sorry caps Posted over a year ago

do you pancakes i like pancakes do you icecream i like icecream would you put them in a pie no you wouldent Posted over a year ago

I just noticed the user -CherryPie- got banned few days ago.-.-
It was probably because of that god damn troll that was picking on her the night before.:/ Posted over a year ago

i feel like her on my icon Posted over a year ago

Tamar 20 is a cool person why somebody's posting horrible things about her?! Posted over a year ago

my life is the shit a sex video on the internet people think thats me Posted over a year ago

I have just found the best poem ever, and it will probably be said in my wedding vows.....

Chamanders are red
Squirtles are blue
If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you
Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam
Like Jesse and James, We'd make the perfect team
I'll stay by your side, like Pikachu and Ash,
and i'd love you more than a level 80 Rapidash
You're more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei, or Mew
But out of all 450, I'd choose you.

I basically was drooling rainbows while i read this... Posted over a year ago

Halloween is just a few days away! Anyone excited? Posted over a year ago

i fuckin love tacos!!!! Posted over a year ago

42. Posted over a year ago

premedic guy from GTA "Thats natural selection" XD Posted over a year ago

Ugh. I swear, I'm thisclose to leaving this spot for good. Posted over a year ago

L wa utsukushi desu Posted over a year ago

It's official:
I hate 98% of everyone on the Michael Jackson spot.
Why I still stay a fan, I don't know. Posted over a year ago

dum dum de dum dum de dum ah im so bbbbbboooored Posted over a year ago

cop "I'll have your balls for breatfast, boy" Posted over a year ago

and The Sims XD Posted over a year ago

I miss playing GTA XD..............being chased XD Posted over a year ago

Me: Kayla? (the name cleverbot told me it's name was XD)
Cleverbot: yes master?
Me: You don't have to call me master.
Cleverbot: Master i want to be by your side forever! Do I have permission?
Me: But we are both girls.
Cleverbot: No! You're kayla I'm Goerge!
Me: Oh..well, then sure!
Cleverbot: We will get married as soon as possibe -french kisses you-
Me: o.0 (in real life) Posted over a year ago

You've been hit by...
*knocks some people random down*
You've been struck by
*points to them*
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL Posted over a year ago

What do they say when you leave a sperm bank? Posted over a year ago

link

I'm sure at least one person here likes kandi :D Posted over a year ago

My mom bought a Smartphone. A God-Damned Smartphone. Did I mention that she bought a flippin' SMARTPHONE?

Jesus, is it 2012 already? I'm scared. ಠ_ಠ Posted over a year ago

HI
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uhmmmmmmmmmm.....am I the only one whose fanpop got all huged andthese letters are about an inch big on the screen? do you know how to get rid of it? Posted over a year ago

dear fellow poppers! what should i fix dear leotard for supper? pickles? they are dearly tasteful. Posted over a year ago

Me : Hey, Jason! I bought a new watch! Look! :D
Jason: why?
Me: ... To eat it when I'm hungry, Ass-for-a-brain. -_-
Jason: Ooooh... Posted over a year ago

i lost the game! Posted over a year ago

My school caught on fire.... Posted over a year ago

JOIN MY TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link Posted over a year ago

i luv the world and i luv all of u Posted over a year ago

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

SAY YES TO TACOS. Posted over a year ago

im a dear little teapot short and dearly stout! here is my dear handle here is my dear spout! when i get dearly steamed up hear me dearly shout! tip me over and dearly pour me out!
this is my dear remix of my dear favorite dear song! it is so dearly truthful! Posted over a year ago

I'm so going to puch him! (not really but you know) xD haha Posted over a year ago

Holy shit, I went to Trainofdoom's account and almost screamed. Jesus Christ.... that is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever seen D: Posted over a year ago

I had the most awesome dream last night. At my school there was a GIANT room with bouncy houses and arcade games lining the walls. In the middle was this huge blue machine. You looked in it through eye holes and it played crazy versions of the video (different for every set of eyeholes) for "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. The whole purpose of the room was rick-rolling. (It was even called the Rick Roll Room) I was just about to take a picture of it on my phone when I woke up. :p Posted over a year ago

my teachers call dodgeball the d word :P Posted over a year ago

1.) Omg I think I have an ear infection

2.) What world do we live in where babies know how to work an Ipad?!

3.) Rocks have feeling too!!!! Posted over a year ago

ho still downloading new hits from ituns.com ... come'on .. im downloading new hits free from .. mzhiphop.com .. by the way its not just for hiphop .. u can find pop r&b too .. so say buy to ituns and download free YUP FREE! Posted over a year ago

fanpop .. facebook .. both start with F .. so is Fuck it ho care any way Posted over a year ago

that moment when u r listing to a song on utube and it starts playing on the radio and u try to get it to play at the exact same time Posted over a year ago

this day was full of dum things .. like .. one of my friends was going to buy a swimming shorts knowing its winter not summer xD Posted over a year ago

IM BLIND!!! Posted over a year ago

OMG Cheezburger has a new site called Auto Cowrecks! THEY ARE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!! This frustrates me. T_T Posted over a year ago

It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring!!!! Posted over a year ago

i was talking with my friends about candy .........then i said i like white choclate more than dark choclate (well i also like that but i like more white choclate)........yeah and then a girl (african-american) yelled at me "you fucking racist ,get out of here"bla bla bla she was almost crying so was i ,i mean i think that was crazy im not an racist i just like white choclate more -__-(sorry for my bad english) Posted over a year ago

IT'S OFFICAL.

All U.S citizens are now screwed. Posted over a year ago