Phone: "Low battery, connect charger!" Me: "Bitch, you're a smart phone, connect yourself." Posted over a year ago

diet coke forever. Posted over a year ago

Don't smoke cigarettes there are cooler ways to die Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when there's a hair in your mouth and you can't find it so you're just grabbing your tongue, in public Posted over a year ago

Be sexy. Be true. Be wild. Be you. Posted over a year ago

-HOLLA-
1.A dollar make me me hollar honey boo boo
2: Holla back if you hear me Posted over a year ago

stupid glitchy F@#$ING fanpop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Real lyrics

If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you fall in love with

My lyrics

If we were a movie
You'd be the good guy
And I'd be the villian
That shoves you off a bridge Posted over a year ago

*yawn* I'm tired... and it's raining outside... and i'm bored... and tired...and i want to have ice cream and watch Sherlock... and it's too hot in here... and i'm tired... and bored... and i don't want mac&cheese for dinner... and my sprained ancle hurts... and i'm tired... and i can't wait until the 18th... and i'm tired... and bored... *sigh*

I LOVE THE RAIN AND CAKE AND BOOKS AND ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Some people.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Posted over a year ago

We need a thumbs-down button. Posted over a year ago

wow who uses fanpop anymore, it just gotten really old Posted over a year ago

"sighs" I think I may take a break from random. The annoyance levels are far too damn high. I will be back though but I seriously think I need a break... Posted over a year ago

It's that certain time across all time zones when the majority of Random regulars are active on Fanpop.
It's nice and all cuz there's LOTS of interesting stuff to do except...

GAH UPDATES/NOTIFICATIONS FEED, Y U SO CLOGGED UP!?!?!?! Posted over a year ago

lolz, I jammed my toe in karate last night & it hurt like shit. And today when I got out of the shower I started getting all pissed off at the pain in my foot, So I slammed it against the floor & then I heard this loud "POP!" and I'm like "WTF was that?" And suddenly, I realized I could move my toe freely again.

Holy fuck, I actually unjammed my toe. I'm a fucking genius /-shot lolz, Just kidding. XD Posted over a year ago

anyone like the song battle scars? Posted over a year ago

im a polar bear!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. Posted over a year ago

If you mention religion in the Random club,

You're gonna have a bad time. Posted over a year ago

Attention all new users

Don't get all butthurt from my answers and comments, I am 5% serious most of the time when I state them.

Learn to take a joke jeez Posted over a year ago

Guys, my friend's practicality stole the couch and now mine has to be in the corner!!! Posted over a year ago

School hasn't even started yet and I'm already tired of it.. Oh it's going to be a long 9 months. Posted over a year ago

Me at school: "I'll work on this at home." Me at home: "I'll work on this at school." Posted over a year ago

LMFAO: "Everyday I'm shuffling." Youtube: "Everyday I’m buffering." Snow: "Everyday I'm shoveling." Winter: "Everyday I'm sniffling." Posted over a year ago

Police: Tell me again why you set the world on fire... Me: Because we're young.. Posted over a year ago

When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. Posted over a year ago

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad." Posted over a year ago

"OMG! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who the hell are you?" Posted over a year ago

I created a club for the Vocaloid VY1, you can join if you like! Thank you~!

link Posted over a year ago

Well, lesson learned. Lesson learned. Posted over a year ago

What do you want? Posted over a year ago

hi guys Posted over a year ago

if someone posts a question "what do you want" you'll get a funny answer from me. XD Posted over a year ago

I'm on Fanpop,while I'm in my school and in front of my teachers. DOUGHNUTS! Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one here who finds cartoons boring? Posted over a year ago

I really feel like rewatching every single season of 24... Yep. Posted over a year ago

Yo mama joke:

Yo mama so stupid,when she bought a jigsaw puzzle she returned it for a refund because she thought it was broken. Posted over a year ago

Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor~ Posted over a year ago

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA~ Posted over a year ago

The wall is my favorite part of this spot :P Posted over a year ago

Guys The Trolls are here for a reason. Good cant resist without Evil.So Most of are users are just deleting the good sides of evil/fanpop.. :/ Posted over a year ago

In ways I'm happy I'm not a boy.
I don't want to sign girls boobs if I ever get famous. ;__;
I'm some guys won't think twice 'bout it though. Posted over a year ago

In every fandom there's fans that put you off and they ruin it for the other fans. It greatly displeases me that that is the case. >.> Posted over a year ago

ACTION! EVERYBODY, ACTION!

We're Cold Slither! You'll be joining us soon!
A band of vipers, playing our tune!
With an iron fist, and a reptile hiss, we shall rule!

We're tired of words! We've heard it before!
We're not gonna play the game no more!

Don't tell us what's right! Don't tell us what's wrong!
Too late to resist cause Cobra is strong! Posted over a year ago

The Nyan Cat did Caramelldansen over 9000 times. Memes just got 20% cooler. Posted over a year ago

I just poked myself in the eye with a pencil ._. on purpose. Posted over a year ago

i am gunna get my mom 2 take me 2 a big field so i can scream at the top of my lungs a hole bunch of random things. Posted over a year ago

Skipping and running.

Like a freak.

Around my house.

Filled with joy.

Happiness.

Pleasure.

Victory.

AND OH MY GOD IM JUST EXCITED!!! C: :D

INVADER ZIM IS COMING BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

I THINK A RAINBOW JUST THREW UP ON ME!!! BLESS THIS DAY!!! BLESS IT!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D Posted over a year ago

YeaHHHHH !!!! I got a Dedicated medal !! Yahoo !! Posted over a year ago

Downloaded Slender. Posted over a year ago

Right now, my TV is set to NBC.
Right now, I'm listening to an awesome Van Halen song.
Right now, I'm thinking of ideas for a story.
Right now, you're probably wondering what I'm referencing.
Right now, I feel like drinking Crystal Pepsi. Posted over a year ago

To people that use 9gag: Apparently 9gag plagiarizes their material and so they steal it from others and do not credit them whatsoever. Many people on tumblr aren't using 9gag for this reason alone. I didn't realize they were doing that. Oh well I have other sites I can go to because honestly if they are doing that (And there's a huge amount of people who believe so) then I don't wanna get pics or whatsoever from someone who doesn't credit others. So yeah. Posted over a year ago

it's not the trolls, it's the idiotic users who think they are smarter Posted over a year ago

BEST SONG EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

link Posted over a year ago

Someone on here didn't know who Slender Man was, so I told them to go play the game.....

Trollolollolo Posted over a year ago

Hoy smey~ Posted over a year ago

When you come to a Styx show, what you see is what you hear. No computers, no click tracks, no fake taped vocals, no offstage musical help -- just five guys playing and singing! I'm very proud to say that.

-Todd Sucherman, drummer of Styx Posted over a year ago

Hello there, humans. <3 Posted over a year ago

Can someone please answer my question named "HELP ASAP IT'S URGENT! :)" it is really urgent and i need help asap :)

Sorry if you think this is spamming or whatever I just need help asap Posted over a year ago

Tsk tsk Posted over a year ago

Lol, some guy just screamed 'HOLY SHIT!' on the NASA live feed. XD That'll go down in history. Posted over a year ago

Curiousity has landed on Mars! :D Posted over a year ago

Well, I'm mildly depressed. You ever get that moment where you see/hear something that brings back a painful memory in surround-sound-LED-blaring-OMG style? Posted over a year ago

After the laughter has died away
And all the boys have had their fun
No surface noise now, not much to say Posted over a year ago

Holy crap! I'm visiting tumblr for the first time in my life and it's crazeeeyyyyy all the stuff I'm finding out and hadn't noticed about my favourite TV show! Looks like I found something that will help my boredom a lot... Posted over a year ago

I used to be an adventurer, but then I said f*** this sh**, Imma play the lottery. Posted over a year ago

Thin mints?THIN MINTS!!!!! Posted over a year ago

i just went to the homepage and turned on goggles to look at the mami tomoe i tried to draw and somebody just drew a ton of blood all around her neck oh god why Posted over a year ago

I'm married to every single one of you. xD Posted over a year ago

Don't you just love it when a brand new member of fanpop goes around acting like they know everything about this site?

I do~

It is thoroughly entertaining~ Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one that has their own Supernatural character? :3 Posted over a year ago

i'm back! (not that anyone cares...) :P Posted over a year ago

Something for the really bored (It's fun :3)

1) Get out your iDevice (iPad, iPod, iPhone) if you have one
2) Go to Settings & click Sounds
3) Press Text Tone (or anything for that matter)
4) Start randomly pressing sounds in a combo until you discover a random tune
5) And press, press, press, press until satisfied with self created crappy music!

VOILA! An Apple symphony :) (Try this: Piano, Piano, Car Horn, Motorcycle, Phone, Phone)
Make up your own combos, it's fun & stupid! Posted over a year ago

Janoskian marathon for the win! XD Posted over a year ago

AAAH! Quick! Hurry! The Queen is under attack and the only way to save her is to get some waffles, through them down the rabbit hole and use the butt cheeks we found as a spaceship to the Death Star so we can infiltrate it and love the droids on our way out!

Dafiretruq did you just read? Posted over a year ago

man boobs are kinda like inflated pancakes Posted over a year ago

Wtf is wrong with me lately?!?!? I keep dropping everything I hold in my hands, all the time... Posted over a year ago

Happy FRIENDSHIP day all ! Hope you enjoy with your friends ! Posted over a year ago

L to the I to the N to the K... Posted over a year ago

is it wrong that i lied? Posted over a year ago

My older brother is forcing me to watch FMA form start to finish..... e_e Posted over a year ago

What the Keith am I listening too?

link e_e Posted over a year ago

what is with all these changes to fanpop? we can now give people likes on there comments? interesting...☺ Posted over a year ago

Welp, hi again everyone ._. Posted over a year ago

Sorry about the shitstorm everyone. You can now go on with your lives.
Guess I underestimated how stupid some users are.. Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

NO, GIVE HIM AIDS! Posted over a year ago

Hay. My meebo isn't working. Help? T_T Posted over a year ago

I know that nobody cares but still...

It's my Birthday and I am very happy ^_^ Posted over a year ago

I just noticed the MJ club has more fans than this club...yet this club has the fastest updates. Posted over a year ago

I'm leaving for a week. D:

I'll miss you guys. Tell me if anything interesting happens! :D Posted over a year ago

8 more fans e_e Posted over a year ago

Me: *Sick and in bed*
Mother: *Decides to make me move several heavy crates from room to room*

.............. Posted over a year ago

DeviantART confuses me sometimes XD Posted over a year ago

If you listen to "Hit it" in Happy feet,it sounds like someone fapping. Posted over a year ago

All these horrible XxKeithHarkinxX wannabees makes me want to punch a baby. Posted over a year ago

You know that feeling when you're more annoyed the the people feeding the trolls than the troll itself? Posted over a year ago

“Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening and live like it's heaven on earth"!!!! <3333 Posted over a year ago

You can't just add content to clubs or more specifically this one? You don't need a troll to keep you entertained. Although quite a few of you guys seem to think so. And if worse case scenario happen. You can easily go on a different site if your bored with fanpop.

Besides if you guys are going to troll at least be interesting. Alot of trolls have been boring and that's kinda pathetic. Posted over a year ago

remember when yeehaw Posted over a year ago