"your package was delivered to Sweet Apple Acres"
"what?! it was supposed to be delivered to Rarity's Boutique!"
"oh. okay, but now the package was for Applejack, and she's at Sweet Apple Acres"
"yes, it's FOR Applejack, but I will be delivering it to her"
"uhhh.... that's my job"
*facehoof* "it's a gift FOR Applejack, FROM me"
"(gasp) what if she opens it?! it shouldn't go to Sweet Apple Acres! oh wait! it went to Sweet ACORN Orchard instead. oh-ho-ho-ho! well, that's a relief!" Posted over a year ago

I know things will never be the same
Time we lost will never be replaced
I'm the reason you forgot to love
So do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again
No, do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again Posted over a year ago

Waiting for Trump's reaction tweet now. Posted over a year ago

so, Biden's the new president now Posted over a year ago

i'm 23 years old, and i still haven't found my girl. i know the saying "being single means you're free", but after all this time, it's startin' to get a bit lonely for me Posted over a year ago

NoNoobs came back with another account to call me a n*gger. Somebody reported him before I could say anything. You would think the admins would ban his IP from here. Posted over a year ago

Sadly, it seems that Nuri's account is gone. Hopefully, he finds a way to come back. He's a great member of this club and of Fanpop in general. Posted over a year ago

wow! these elections are... definitely weird Posted over a year ago

least we have december to look foward too Posted over a year ago

100 years later, and people are still wondering if Trump or Biden won. Posted over a year ago

it almost never snows here in the Albanian capital city, but i remember - almost 3 years ago - it was so cold, it actually DID snow. a lot. for almost 3 days straight Posted over a year ago

Turkey's killer earthquake from a few days ago is really reminding me of the 2 earthquakes from last year that almost tore Albania in half. and i experienced the first one when it hit, 'cause it happened before i moved to Canada for a year. but the second one.... i've heard from family and friends that the second earthquake here in Albania was the definition of a nightmare Posted over a year ago

For all the people who died in Turkey ✴︎ Greece.

It's been a few days since the earthquake hit but still bodies remain underground.

May God rest their souls in peace. Posted over a year ago

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die Posted over a year ago

Im back from the military to raise morale for election week. Hi guys Posted over a year ago

why do i have a feeling Trump's gonna win the election again?
i don't know why i feel like this. can't explain it Posted over a year ago

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care that I had to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. Posted over a year ago

We were strangers, on a crazy adventure.
🎶 Posted over a year ago

so, it's NoNutNovember again, huh? meh, i never gave a damn about it, so i don't care if i lose Posted over a year ago

@Americans Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday :) Posted over a year ago

I'm tired of this No Nut November Nonsense
Why should we as stressed adults have to hold back our love custard for the sake of two minutes of acknowledgement for a made up holiday. Well I refuse. In fact, I already made four donations to the spank bank while typing this.
Boycott Procrastination of your Masturbation
No to No Nut November Posted over a year ago

Who would win in a bare knuckle street fight?
Crash Bandicoot
or
Crash and The Boys Posted over a year ago

Hope y'all had a fun, safe, and healthy scare day yesterday Posted over a year ago

am i the only one here who watched Forged in Fire every now and then? Posted over a year ago

sooo... how was your Halloween? Posted over a year ago

Hey Everyone
One last Halloween post of the spooky month
You know how much a bag of candy costs? $10.99
You know how much an Xbox costs? $399.99, not including the $70 game you gotta buy for it
This post was made by the Fuck Christmas Crew Posted over a year ago

''I'm sueing that Grand Theft Auto game for being innapropate for my child when the cover clearly stated 'not for kids''.. Posted over a year ago

May everyone have a safe, spoopy, fun, lovely, magical and especially happy Halloween!!! 🧡🖤🎃 Trick or Treat.~ >:3🍬 Posted over a year ago

so far, Wolfwalkers sits at a 96% "Certified Fresh" on Rotten Tomatoes, and at a 87/100 on Metacritic. looks like Cartoon Saloon are back with another animated masterpiece Posted over a year ago

Miss going to Rize 🎶

link Posted over a year ago

Wars
Earthquakes
Diseases
Sick bastards
Evil people
Hunger
More and more fucked up things in this world..
Don't lose your strength, keep moving on, swallow your pain and keep living because life is still beautiful. Posted over a year ago

it's 6 PM down here in Albania, and we ALREADY have kids knocking on our door for candy. usually, they wait 'til it's at least 8 or 8:30 PM, but i guess they wanted to do it earlier this year. but honestly, i don't have candies in my house anyway, so usually, i don't answer the door Posted over a year ago

Happy Cocktober everyone
I hope you all get boned and stoned. In whichever order you prefer Posted over a year ago

happy Halloween y'all! Posted over a year ago

R.I.P. NA Magia Record. Posted over a year ago

You've been red pilled
You've been blue pilled
Some of you have even been black pilled
But have any of you heard of the illustrious brown pill? Posted over a year ago

Everyone says the bank robbery misson of GTA4 is so hard without cheats, it's really not.. Just stay in cover and don't go out in the open.. And going back down to the tunnels will make escaping the cops far easier Posted over a year ago

tomorrow's Halloween again.... which means we'll be getting kids knocking on our doors every 5 minutes asking for candy..... *sigh* joy -_- Posted over a year ago

I don't why swears are still considered bad, they just feel normal, least online.. I don't really swear offline, just feels awkward Posted over a year ago

click like on this if you like me XD Posted over a year ago

Guy: *sings 'WAP' by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion*
Pastor: "What does 'WAP' mean?"
Guy: "Uhhh... worship and praise...?"
Pastor: "I'm gonna give God some WAP today!"

😂

Just thought I'd throw this joke out here. Posted over a year ago

Just noticed today that I went from a Dedicated Fan to a Die Hard one in here. More Medals from other Clubs have also been coming up.

Funny how they show up these last two years that my Contributions are being kept to a minimum yet nothing was showing up during my previous 6 years of daily activity XD !!!! Posted over a year ago

that moment when the hottest girl in your class agrees to go on a date with you... Posted over a year ago

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Friendship is magic! Posted over a year ago

We made a time capsule for 3020.

Inside it:

The second stimulus check. Posted over a year ago

Oh my god, everyone
The next Smash tournament is taking place on Epstein Island
Get ready to smash, kids Posted over a year ago

so i'm on a marathon of re-watching old Equals Three episodes from Ray William Johnson (back when he was one of the titans of YouTube), and the nostalgia's hitting me like a train right now Posted over a year ago

Shitty Days: *exists*

Me: Can I at least get my coffee first?

Shitty Days: Ahhahahahaaahahaaaa--BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA---NO. Now get up dumbass, we've got a full schedule today. Posted over a year ago

Well, fuck. You know how, like, no-one ever gives a shit IRL? Well, no-one really gives a shit IRL. What the fuck is this world... what am I doing? Why does nothing give satisfaction anymore, like grinding in an idle phone game, where you're supposed to get a reward from grinding, but you never really get anything good, or just keep grinding for no fucking reason. I'm sick of my life. Posted over a year ago

"Mr. Stark..... i don't feel so good" Posted over a year ago

I feel bad whenever online friends open up to me about dysfunctional homelives, as I don't have one, my family is pretty normal.. though we are dealing with my aunt's husband having slept around, and barely helping in the divorse.. We all having cut ties with him, and now covid is making me depressed about the fact I can't drive, but I gotten better now, still can't, just get invited to more things.. Least covid made me more sociable somehow.. Posted over a year ago

Balto?
More like I'm about to Balt out of this room and jump off a bridge and scream "Oooooooooooooooooo" Posted over a year ago

Hello, I'm the private dick
Ready for another private dicking Posted over a year ago

I play a lot of grand theft auto, so put all the words I know the translatons for to those who don't know..

Homie/Homes - Bro/Pal

Clip - Assasinate/Kill

Amigo - Spanish word for ''friend'', Michael likes to use it..

Heist - Robbery

Job - Heist

Nark - Undercover Cop

Pigs - Police Posted over a year ago

The Lion Guard was shit. and not just because it wanted to make us believe Lion King 2 never happened. no, as a show based on one of Disney's most beloved properties, it's really appalling at how much it butchers the Lion King canon just to make a cheap, quick buck Posted over a year ago

If you thought you had me fooled
I'm tellin' you now objection overruled
🎶 Posted over a year ago

can somebody explain to me how and why the hell did a song like WAP blew up?
i mean, i get why Blinding Lights and Say So became famous, but why WAP? it's a filthy song about pussy and whores. normally, i wouldn't mind that, but WAP is just filth Posted over a year ago

I'm now taking sociology in addition to my computer classes. Posted over a year ago

Okay, music lyrics...
Um.....
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH! Posted over a year ago

Lovecustard
Nutter Buster
Punk of Spunk
I can keep going all night, people Posted over a year ago

I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way you can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me.
🎶 Posted over a year ago

I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All i want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you

~R.I.P Chester Bennington of Linkin Park Posted over a year ago

So long, Khabib Nurmagomedov. The UFC won't be the same without you. Posted over a year ago

You know
When you pour that milk and creamer into your coffee
You can see the darkness of the black just go away
With that nice creamy white texture taking over
Blending into a nice comfy color
As the white takes over the black
What I'm trying to say is
If you don't drink your coffee black
You're a fucking filthy racist Posted over a year ago

in about 2 years from now, it'll be my 10th year anniversary of being on Fanpop
if i remember right, i launched this account all the way back around New Year's Eve 2012 Posted over a year ago

so.... Twitter decided to "cancel" Chris Pratt AGAIN... for supporting Donald Trump?? Posted over a year ago

Stand User: Donald Trump

Stand: Orange Trumpet ChInA-MeXiCo Wall With Disinfectant Spray And Twitter Civil War.
Stand ability: Allows for any variety of stupid shit said by the Stand owner to somehow sound reasonable to his followers. Spewing nonsense to the public allows for the second half of the ability 'Twitter Civil War' to activate, boosting the effectiveness of burning the brain cells of his followers for easier persuasion while using Twitter as a distraction. Posted over a year ago

we did a whole lotta grocery shoppin' earlier today. so just in case Albania goes into a second lockdown because of COVID, i'm pretty sure we'll have enough food for the next 2 weeks Posted over a year ago

Fanpop, you should know by now that the site's new layout is dogshit and you need to cancel it! Posted over a year ago

Oh god, new Fanpop is weird. Glad there's a "use classic Fanpop option".
Anyways, randomly mentioning this site exists to a person on Twitter as a polling site is weird. Posted over a year ago

It's such a shame we're worlds apart

🎶 Posted over a year ago

Guys, let's be real
Sex
Kinda overrated
In fact
Let's just cancel sex
Sex is cancelled
If you have it
You're going to jail Posted over a year ago

*Dish looks perfect*

*Sauce looks good*

*Properly seasoned*

*Tastes amazing*

Gordon Ramsey be like: Why is there no taste on this extremely thin section of fat that no one eats?! You fucking bag of unseasoned collard green juice, you're a disgrace of a chef! Get the hell outta my kitchen and quit your life you goddamn sewage waste sandwich! Set your house on fire! Fry your soul in three week old bacon grease and fuck off! LAMB SAUCE! WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE! Posted over a year ago

would you explore a supposedly haunted ghost town in the middle of the night, for $4 million? Posted over a year ago

so The Weeknd just dropped the brand-new, official music video for "Too Late" last night. i just saw it, and..... dear sweet holy baby Jesus! just when we thought After Hours couldn't get any more fucked up... Abel steps in and changes everything.
god knows what the music video for "Faith" is gonna be like. Posted over a year ago

watchng those really old smash videos, back when it was just Ian and Anthony.. they were so great back then, and even now, Ian seems to be the only highlight to any new ones.. not that I seen to many new ones Posted over a year ago

Protip: don't watch Final Destination the night before your surgery. Or do, if you want to make the trip more exciting. Posted over a year ago

YouTube shadow bans Pewdiepie... for literally no reason at all!
when even the site's biggest and most famous content creator isn't safe from Susan's random hate-boner (that she apparently adores so much), it just makes it even more obvious that the end of YouTube is coming Posted over a year ago

well, looks like i'm the only one here right now.
damn you, time zones! Posted over a year ago

Maine Coon kitties :3 Posted over a year ago

Are you familiar with the classic stop motion monkey head?
Yeah, you're in the know, buddy
You get it Posted over a year ago

What should my next wall post be about? Oh...wait.... Posted over a year ago

so we just got a teaser trailer for Disney's Raya and the Lost Dragon, AND the official trailer of the new Animaniacs reboot. this is a pretty interesting day so far Posted over a year ago

Thick Thighs Save Lives!

But they can also crush or choke them out of people.

Your call !!!! Posted over a year ago

random words Posted over a year ago

Life is not short you are. Posted over a year ago

If Wind still ships me to Seras. I'm not even mad anymore.. If Seras is my girlfriend, that means a blonde chick for England is all mine.. And that’s awesome XD Posted over a year ago

You know when you find porn and you tell people, like your girlfriend or your grandma that it's just for a friend?
Well that friend is me
And you're gonna hand that porn over right now
This is non-negotiable Posted over a year ago

Any adult whos like a teacher or a parent or something that genuinely enjoys fucking with the minds of kids by being a petty ass adult who can't stand a kid seeing through their web of dumb bullshit:
Kind of a faggot, not gonna lie Posted over a year ago

You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when i say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That i want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way Posted over a year ago

That one guy that everyone likes

Til the party's over

And he realizes that no one actually gave a genuine fuck to begin with. Posted over a year ago

Timber said he's half canadian.. well I'm half irish, well french actually, but my mom's sde irish, so sounds cooler Posted over a year ago

Me: *has an important errand to run* Okay, so I have enough time to fuck around with so I can do it later

*Sets reminders for important errand*

Also me: *Forgets about errand along with the fact that my phone is on silent/do not disturb and rushes to do errand at the last second amd barely makes it to errand location on time to take care of said errand* Posted over a year ago

Anyone remember asking for the website to be changed? Neither do I. Posted over a year ago

i might be half-Canadian, but i've never been in Ottawa before. i've only been in Toronto Posted over a year ago

To all you people who wanna fuck monsters
Stop calling yourself monster fuckers
We prefer you call the deed The Monster Mash
The Graveyard Smash is acceptable too Posted over a year ago

I'm not tryna talk at all
'Cause i'm tryna love you crazy
Put some more inside your cup
And drink 'til you numb the pain
I got 'em touchin' on their bodies
These girls keep touchin' on their bodies
They got accustomed to the life we live
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous
I got 'em thinking that they want me
Although they know they're not the only
I got 'em wantin' to embrace their sins
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous Posted over a year ago

Sonic, after getting tired of ruining his own series of games, has decided to stick his slimy dick into the Fall Guys scene. Now you can hate both five year olds and Sonic a little bit more when they steal your egg Posted over a year ago

it's been scientifically proven that a cat's purr can annihilate anxiety and depression Posted over a year ago

first facebook, now fanpop.. eveything keeps changing to ways I find harder to understand Posted over a year ago