I just ate 12 bags of fruit snacks, in 2 mins.
I just hope no one notices, all the snacks are gone. Posted over a year ago

everybody's doing a brand new dance now
come on, baby, do the Loco-motion Posted over a year ago

Feelin' sick from all that school work!!!!! Posted over a year ago

"FUCK YO PRINCIPLE,BITCH" Posted over a year ago

i want to give a shout out to all those people who post actual pics of their ipods on Amazon and Ebay... Posted over a year ago

#Zombies Posted over a year ago

im not dead yet don't worry .....I read everything im trying to re consider Posted over a year ago

suicide is soon gonna be painless Posted over a year ago

When da fuck is christmas dough Posted over a year ago

Who else is filled with boredom? Dx Posted over a year ago

An interveiw with Grey Delisle:

Interviewer: "So Grey, do you ever have moments when you can act like Mandy?"
Grey: "No, not usually-!

*SINISTER MANDY VOICE*

"-unless you cut me off in the parking lot, and steal my parking spot.
THATS when things get ugly.

-Grey Delisle, Mandy's voice actress from 'The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy". Posted over a year ago

bananas are tubes of fruit Posted over a year ago

if tomato is a fruit,
isn't ketchup a smoothie? Posted over a year ago

Don't go hate me cuz i'm a beautiful nigga. Posted over a year ago

Hate the ship not the shipper. Posted over a year ago

Hey!!! I came back for now. I've been on facebook the time i was gone. I love u all.. <3.... that knows me Posted over a year ago

What to do? Posted over a year ago

Destiny turned her face, numbness and violent shapes Posted over a year ago

I have two suicidal friends one I cant help one I can but shes trying to stop me and im depressed and someone i know started cutting and AUUUGGGHH I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO GO AWAY GO AWAY JUST FUCKING GO AWAY Posted over a year ago

"3 out of 5 smokers die"... apparently the other two become immortal... Posted over a year ago

Burn memes 2013
You too, for just a dollar a day, could donate to support this cause. Posted over a year ago

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I got iron man 3 for my birthday from my grandparents Posted over a year ago

people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air Posted over a year ago

What does Doge say? Posted over a year ago

Whatever you do,don't get out of bed on November the 2nd. No matter what you hear or see. Posted over a year ago

5th o9f November never forget. Posted over a year ago

suit untailored ringtone taylor swift cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit Posted over a year ago

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss* Posted over a year ago

Let's throw out the what a waste of space poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! Posted over a year ago

Jellyfish pride, motherfucker! :D Posted over a year ago

I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely popular last name. Posted over a year ago

Let's fight IM ready!!!!! Posted over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss* Posted over a year ago

Halloween is over...and Bring on the christmas ads XD WATERBUG Posted over a year ago

Y u no have fun like before? Posted over a year ago

Is it just me or does the random club seem slow lately? Posted over a year ago

Hello im an octopus... Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween everybody! Have a safe one! :D Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! ^-^ Posted over a year ago

Wall is to run in to head first! Posted over a year ago

It's always disappointing when you check your email and there are no new messages. Posted over a year ago

BEST CLUB EVER Posted over a year ago

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math or art or geography or science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me Posted over a year ago

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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) Posted over a year ago

Oh... You hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe Posted over a year ago

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. Posted over a year ago

If you dress up then don't be shy. Posted over a year ago

Halloween!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I want to just sleep and never wake up Posted over a year ago

So why do you build me up, build me up Posted over a year ago

Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate. Posted over a year ago

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to advertise clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if you joined link uwu

you don't have to or anything if you don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! Posted over a year ago

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is Posted over a year ago

I want to eat more warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! Posted over a year ago

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese food because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. Posted over a year ago

you know you make me wanna (shout!) Posted over a year ago

"u smell bad" respect the onions Posted over a year ago

i hate when people try to get into my business...like jesus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC Posted over a year ago

WE LIVE FOR THIS LOVE Posted over a year ago

Dont you know my ass is famous!! Posted over a year ago

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself Posted over a year ago

Singing is a grate way to express your self! Posted over a year ago

wut dope shite has been goin' down? Posted over a year ago

I love warheads. They're so freakin sour! Posted over a year ago

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the second season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! Posted over a year ago

what you give is what you get Posted over a year ago

You only get what you give. Posted over a year ago

One of my best friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. Posted over a year ago

Dora the explorer. Posted over a year ago

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He said he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) Posted over a year ago

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a random question here...link Posted over a year ago

16 puns of pages. Posted over a year ago

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of bear claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to bear arms. Posted over a year ago

Smile! Posted over a year ago

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" Posted over a year ago

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. Posted over a year ago

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed Posted over a year ago

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Posted over a year ago

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can Posted over a year ago

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Posted over a year ago

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. Posted over a year ago

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! Posted over a year ago

A truck full of fruit crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic jam Posted over a year ago

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Posted over a year ago

two fish were in a tank. one said to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?" Posted over a year ago

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. Posted over a year ago

Friction: it's such a drag. Posted over a year ago

Ben Stiller is a thief Posted over a year ago

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS JESUS Posted over a year ago

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. Posted over a year ago

working at the pants factory really wore me out Posted over a year ago

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. Posted over a year ago

One last pun Posted over a year ago

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard Posted over a year ago

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no Posted over a year ago

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky Posted over a year ago

man those wind tunnels really blew me away Posted over a year ago

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend you socket instead Posted over a year ago

Feudalism: its your Count that votes Posted over a year ago