how much love could a lover love if all a lover could do is love Posted over a year ago

I'M so bored Posted over a year ago

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... Posted over a year ago

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD Posted over a year ago

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... Posted over a year ago

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

lol Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... Posted over a year ago

It's Queensday in my country today :D Posted over a year ago

My second medal, yaaay! XD Posted over a year ago

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! Posted over a year ago

Here is what you say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD Posted over a year ago

hahahaha your funny Posted over a year ago

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my day on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night writing FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? Posted over a year ago

say yes to tacos <3 Posted over a year ago

A girl at school told a guy to shut up by saying go suck a duck Posted over a year ago

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying LOL XD Posted over a year ago

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 Posted over a year ago

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, Fudge is made!!!! Teehee Posted over a year ago

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. Posted over a year ago

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: Posted over a year ago

truck is luck Posted over a year ago

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! Posted over a year ago

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin Posted over a year ago

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means you ) comment and write the most random thing you can think of right now ok. . GO! Posted over a year ago

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... Posted over a year ago

hey everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! Posted over a year ago

i've got dedicated medal to this spot Posted over a year ago

simple question!:
when you find something difficult to understand you say "it sounds Greek to me". Have you ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? Posted over a year ago

GRASS!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( Posted over a year ago

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY OR I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I love my country on days like that ^^ Posted over a year ago

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are You Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook You Something Up. LOL BAHAHAH This Made My Day XD Posted over a year ago

That Should Be Me by JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? Posted over a year ago

hiya Posted over a year ago

Dane Cook funny. :) Posted over a year ago

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D Posted over a year ago

ugo Posted over a year ago

I got pulled over by a cop today and she said PAPERS and i said SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! Posted over a year ago

another TAKS s.s
Hard Posted over a year ago

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? Posted over a year ago

Y'know those signs you see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we love our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" Posted over a year ago

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
Posted over a year ago

If Rebecca Black has fans they should be called 'cereal killers' xP Posted over a year ago

So one day he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest you can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick by boring brick
Or the wolf's gonna blow it down! Posted over a year ago

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. Posted over a year ago

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 Posted over a year ago

me=epic win Posted over a year ago

TROLLS are epic

problem? Posted over a year ago

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! Posted over a year ago

lol Posted over a year ago

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Posted over a year ago

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D Posted over a year ago

shuba.luba.ding.dong Posted over a year ago

put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up Posted over a year ago

why do humans bitch so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't bitch as much? POR QUE?!?!? Posted over a year ago

I Love Walruses. <3 Posted over a year ago

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf Posted over a year ago

I'M BACK! Posted over a year ago

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D Posted over a year ago

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous Posted over a year ago

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% random Posted over a year ago

Status doesn't work anymore! Posted over a year ago

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my friends like seriously I'd rather have no friends than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
Posted over a year ago

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Posted over a year ago

Check out the chinese ownage prank call videos on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Posted over a year ago

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. Posted over a year ago

I LIKE BUNNIES! Posted over a year ago

Couple months off Random and congratulations! 9000 fans Random! :D Posted over a year ago

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o Posted over a year ago

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
Posted over a year ago

This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, you need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... Posted over a year ago

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' Posted over a year ago

jelly
Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment;

When you're in the car, and you look at the people in the
car next to you, and they're already looking at you.O_o
Posted over a year ago

My yogurt just told me im sexy. 0_o Posted over a year ago

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) Posted over a year ago

"YAY! I found the source of all bacon!"~Jim Gaffigan Posted over a year ago

Four. types. of. FAKES.

1. People who say their you friend then stab you in the back, or are'nt really your friend.

2. People who pretend to be somthing there not, (Ex: There are WAY to many people saying they ARE famous models,or they look like somone, they act like there all big and bad, then are total CRYBABIES)

3.Someone who lies...If you can't speak the truth PLEASE do us ALL a favor AND shutup.

4. Someone who buys clothes, dye's there hair just to be like others.

Posted over a year ago

Comment on this and I'll answer these qustions about you:
I like that______
I dislike that you_______
I think that you________
I would______if you died: Posted over a year ago

allstar weekend follows me on twitter......Allstar MOTHER FUCKING WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER!!!! omfg im going to DIE XD Posted over a year ago

I'm back! Posted over a year ago

Today, this little kid I babysit saw my union jack shirt, & asked if I am from England, I said no, but told her I want to live there someday. She said, "But do you know how to speek British? You won't be able to understand anyone if you don't."

I reply, in an accent, "Yeah, mate, I can speak British right well."

She looks at me like I'm crazy XD Posted over a year ago

What's up with Pie? lol Posted over a year ago

Why does everyone get angry with another individual when he/she has their own opinions? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Posted over a year ago

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Posted over a year ago

What exactly is this club about? O_o Posted over a year ago

Anyone know of any gd movies to watch? Posted over a year ago

Can people STOP saying 'Please answer,' 'Please add me back,' 'Please reply,' Please, please, please, etc.

It sounds pathetic. If people don't want to, they don't have to.

And for Gods sake put an actual question, not 'Help!' 'Ducks go Moo!' 'Answer please!'

BE SPECIFIC AND CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!

Thanx... I'm sure a few people can agree on this? :/ Posted over a year ago

Selena Gomez is such a WHORE. my god. Posted over a year ago

YAY 302 FANS! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!! :D Posted over a year ago

have fun without making fun Posted over a year ago

When / if you ever add me, don't scream 'Add me back please!' I find it annoying and kinda sad -__- Posted over a year ago

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANISH: I watch Dora. •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK) •MATH: That’s why we have calculators. •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe. •HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway. Posted over a year ago

MY SCALP ICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do????? Posted over a year ago

“I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.” ~Gene Fowler Posted over a year ago

Fudge! :) Posted over a year ago

It cracks me up when people doesn't seem to know when you're being serious or joking. Posted over a year ago

feel free to add me every one!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

HobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobopiehobohobohobohobohobohobohobopiehobohobohobohobohobohobohobohoboPIE good 5:01 Missouri Posted over a year ago