god my dogs are soooooo lazy... all they do is sleep...wanna know wat theyre doin now? sleepin. tonite? sleepin. tommorrow? sleepin. febuary 7th? sleepin. christmas? sleepin. June 3rd? sleepin. June 5th? sleepin... god theyre soooooo lazy!!!!!!!!!
Posted over a year ago
All The Other Kids With The Pumped Up Kicks. Better Run, Better Run, Outrun My Gun, All The Other Kids With The Pumped Up Kicks Better Run, Better Run, Faster Than My Bullet
Posted over a year ago
Hey out there all you random people! Have you ever heard of Oswald the lucky rabbit? If you have, I'm sure you love him! Join the " Oswald the lucky rabbit" fan club here on fanpop. If you havn't, he is awesome and you can learn some about him there! Become a fan today!!!!!!
Posted over a year ago
yesterday i was so board i was trying to see how many sticky darts would fit on my window. today im so board im trying to see how many sticky darts will fit on my wall.
Posted over a year ago
Mom: Come down for dinner!
Me: Ok.
-Five minutes later-
Mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER! NOBODY EVER FÚCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE! YOU GUYS DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING!
Me: Ok. *Goes to the kitchen* Where's the food?
Mom: Oh, it's not done yet.
you see, theres a new kid in my class he's a dude. and guess whats his name, its DICK. and when he says his name, suddenly i scream "what the hell, theres a guy named dick". and my whole classmate were looking at me like im a crazy person, cause they dont know what dick means ( i live in indonesia, not lot of people know english very well)
and because of that he ended up sitting next to me, and then he ask me " whats the matter with my name" so i say " just google it, you'll found out"
Posted over a year ago
Great news!! I lost my Taylor Lautner addiction. Bad news, I definitely found my sweeny Todd addiction. Cause he is just SO DAMN EPIC. O_o
Posted over a year ago
I was on omegle with someone using the spy mode thing. The question that showed up was: "Is there anything more awesome than Prussia?"
HELL YES.
Posted over a year ago
Let's see if anyone gets this...
Hey Mr. Douchebag, why your ego so massive?
It's two a.m. and dark outside
You don't need those su-su-sunglasses!
Posted over a year ago
Okay, so me and my friend Alana just conducted another seance, but we used inhanced audio, and a voice, very clearly, said "Brooklyn and Alana". My name is Brooklyn by the way.
Then we did another seance, and another voice said "You idiot." and then five seconds later "Guess."
I'm buggin out right now. That was the most "intellegent" responce we've ever gotten.
Posted over a year ago
I hate it when you're with someone cuter than you and everyone's giving them compliments and you're just sitting there going "I like trains :I"
Posted over a year ago
Light Yagami "I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT! Just watch me L."
Posted over a year ago
Did you ever see the parody of that? "I'll solve equations with my right potato chip and write names with my left potato chip. I'll take my right hand.... AND EAT IT! *nom*"over a year ago
Imagine Prussia.
And Russia.
And America.
As doctors.
Who do surgery.
With male nurses.
In miniskirts.
Which includes Italy.
And Romano.
With Belarus.
Who has lots of knives.
Running a hospital.
All with funny names.
With leather bed restraints.
And insane patients.
And a weird hospital name.
Which translates to “No Escape.”
Scared yet?
Now imagine being a patient there.
Posted over a year ago
If you want to troll him a little, then copy-and-paste that sexy Hetalia-free link onto your URL bar (you know what I'm talking about) and GO NUTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Posted over a year ago
^ That was just a Ghost impression, you know. Here's another one: I'M A CAPITALIST!!! AND I DESERVE THE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!!!over a year ago
Wth...Its 6 in the morning, and my mother is in my closet pretending to be a demon by scratching at the door and growling in an attempt to scare me....
What the fu-
Sometimes I worry about her...sometimes...>____>
Posted over a year ago
lol!I'm watching "Jimmy Kimmel"and this one kid was at comic-con and he said there was a kid that saw his and went like."MOM SAID HE IS FROM MODERN FAMILY!I LOVE THIS KID!!!"
Lol!
God...Now hes talking about Lego Land!
Posted over a year ago
So I just conducted a seance with my friend alana_alexandra and after she called the "spirit" a f-ing pussy, we heard this hissing noise 0_0.
Posted over a year ago
I WOULD be jumping with joy, however, I am almost certain she made another account. XxNerdyNinjaxX or something like that. Almost CERTAIN.over a year ago
@Heartisalone, I think that is her other account because she has the same exact photos of a site model and she spells the same way wiithout correct grammar.over a year ago
So... I just watched Grave Encounters. It seemed pretty fake, but I'm still scared out of my skin. Horror movies don't usually scare me, but my heart is spazzing out and i'm shaking and giggling (I giggle when I'm freaked out) like some psycho.
Posted over a year ago
OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!!!! MY MOTHER GAVE ME HORSE RADISH CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! EW EW EW EWWIE!!!!!!!!!! ITS ON MY TONGUE!!!!! *vomits* EWWWWWWWWW* *cries*
Posted over a year ago
Well apparently I orded a guava and some alpacka fecies ^_^ I was gonna order a pickle to but they said it costed 5 dollas.......I'm broke the guava and alpaka fecies was free ^_^
Posted over a year ago
The Dark Lord took my cookie... *flashback to 5 minutes ago*...
Me:*eating cookie*
Dark Lord: "Dammit Kelsey, death eaters don't eat cookies!!!!"
Me: *with food in my mouth* " Buh ih 'astes 'ooooh good!!!"
Dark Lord: "No cookie for you!!!" *takes cookie*
Me: *cries*
Dark Lord: * walks off and eats my cookie*
and thus i have no cookie anymore... i is sad
Posted over a year ago
hy y did my account go i was trying 2 get on nd it said my account wuz rmoved but i didnt remove it plz help me i want to have friends nd maybe a bf (my old 1 broke up w/ me cuz he was jealous of all the pepole who liked me 4 my looks) but dats not hoo i am i am speacial and kewl no matter wat u guys say 2 me
Posted over a year ago
Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really, nice place
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food and it doesn't suck like English food
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good!
It'd be heaven for a dog; yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You're crushing me with your intimidation.
watched planet of the apes last night...i wish i didn't... TOM FELTON DIES IN IT!!!!!! T.T I CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! I MEAN TOM FELTON IS DRACO AND I LOVE DRACO THEREFORE I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!! ToT
Posted over a year ago
^No, I would prefer not having others make OC's for me, I just prefer playing real characters from video games and whatever else is all.over a year ago
I'm hidden in my eyes, the tears and pain living inside of me .. Without letting you know .. Helping you and my heart is hurt .. If you're fine with my torment and you're coming to have me back, baby the pain of the old torment is still hurting me .. If you noticed that I'm not crying, have you left any tears? And if you noticed that I'm not complaining, do you think that I'm not hurt? ..
Posted over a year ago
Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Today was a historical day for Random Spot history. We will tell it to our children who will tell the tale to their children, and so on and so forth, so that they may remember their ancestors and the heroic things they did on the Internet on this day, December 26, 2011.
......The fuck did I just type?
Posted over a year ago
Someone gave out their password so a bunch of people signed on and caused total chaos so then a few other accounts were made like that and were basically mass troll accounts that people wouldn't get frustrated at. So after a few got deleted I decided to make an account for my Hetalia OC Oregon and so did someone_save_me and mistymaydawngo, and DibLuver made one for England. One of the mass accounts turned into an account for Prussia so that one, mine, Washington's, and "Prussia's wife" kept getting into arguments. I hacked into the Prussia one and posted some stuff leading to the person changing their password, but I was signed on the entire time. That account got deleted though. Basically, yesterday was fucking awesome.over a year ago
girls are likee apples. the good apples are on the top and the rotten nasty worthless apples are on the bottom. some boys aren't willing to climb up and get a good apple. So just get what they can reach. Which is nasty and rotten