Work people: "Dang tomorrow will be busy..."

Me: "My wrist is swollen..."

Work people: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL OUT! WE NEED YOU!" Posted over a year ago

Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing Posted over a year ago

"Well if your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my friends I wouldn't let them xD Second of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? Posted over a year ago

It's been forever since I posted on this wall. Heyo!! Posted over a year ago

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? Posted over a year ago

I am in way too much pain rn..... Posted over a year ago

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but you might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" Posted over a year ago

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. Posted over a year ago

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer Posted over a year ago

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist Posted over a year ago

Bitch looked at me and said wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than you and I'm not going to be the shitty bitch who yepls at her kids at Walmart Posted over a year ago

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with more pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog or Slay The Spire. Posted over a year ago

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! Posted over a year ago

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is more important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're you so small? Posted over a year ago

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I love my slip ons. Posted over a year ago

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? Posted over a year ago

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the random wall Posted over a year ago

Go go gadget wall messager. Posted over a year ago

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save icon comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before Posted over a year ago

What is a perverted mathematician's favorite number?
Sextillion Posted over a year ago

For some reason, I want wine. Posted over a year ago

15 hour day today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X Posted over a year ago

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after you cut me. Posted over a year ago

Chocolate coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. Posted over a year ago

brb hiding from the thot patrol Posted over a year ago

Just popping by to make a wall post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This manga is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again Posted over a year ago

Wowsers. It's Friday. Posted over a year ago

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready Posted over a year ago

Me: Hey Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... Posted over a year ago

That moment when you realize that you haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that you are the most just in case you crash. Posted over a year ago

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. Posted over a year ago

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. Posted over a year ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Posted over a year ago

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. Posted over a year ago

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. Posted over a year ago

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Posted over a year ago

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. Posted over a year ago

People say you cant live without love,but I think oxygen is more important. Posted over a year ago

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Posted over a year ago

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Posted over a year ago

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. You and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! Posted over a year ago

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man or woman you think you are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses Posted over a year ago

I just made Lobster Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... Posted over a year ago

<3 you guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// Posted over a year ago

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel Bass (12 Years a Slave) !!!! Posted over a year ago

Sometimes, I wish I could change my Fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? Posted over a year ago

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks Posted over a year ago

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. Posted over a year ago

Two times two equals squirrel Posted over a year ago

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. Posted over a year ago

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? Posted over a year ago

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's Superman have in common? Hint: involves facial hair Posted over a year ago

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s Batman show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart you uneatable egg. Posted over a year ago

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? Posted over a year ago

When you're so poor you don't mind doing favors for bread instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. Posted over a year ago

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating or hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... Posted over a year ago

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with you guys ^^ Posted over a year ago

I also had such a good day yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. Posted over a year ago

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like manga that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell you guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, by all means give it a try. Posted over a year ago

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! Posted over a year ago

I really really love my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the grass beside my driveway for about a year and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long day after day. It's probably the leather. Posted over a year ago

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. Posted over a year ago

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great Posted over a year ago

Give me the baby before I stab you in your neck Posted over a year ago

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. Posted over a year ago

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older or do I just go with it??? Posted over a year ago

Rabid anime haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just by stating that you like anime lol Posted over a year ago

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. Posted over a year ago

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. Posted over a year ago

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night !! Posted over a year ago

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Posted over a year ago

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile. Posted over a year ago

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. Posted over a year ago

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra Posted over a year ago

Life’s a garden… dig it. Posted over a year ago

You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of… Posted over a year ago

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. Posted over a year ago

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Posted over a year ago

Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it. Posted over a year ago

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! Posted over a year ago

"Did you think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do you know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my heart

Is crushed by a former love.

Can you help me find a way to carry on again?" Posted over a year ago

Check out my friends club. Please and thank you. link Posted over a year ago

Hyped for Soulcalibur VI but I'm just waiting here for my main to be announced like
link

Please Namco Cassandra has been my main since I was like 7 I need her Posted over a year ago

''A Waifu can choose to be your Waifu or she can choose to be your Hell'' !!!! Posted over a year ago

Are you guys happy with my current banner? I thought about changing my banner for some time now. Posted over a year ago

It makes me a little sad that no one had ever called me Mr. Fox. Posted over a year ago

I think I know what to call my EP: 'Free Yourself.' Posted over a year ago

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven" Posted over a year ago

Oh my god guys, I have a month before my daughter is due and I'm so fucking excited Posted over a year ago

ew Posted over a year ago

Guess what I found out when I was trying to make melodic dubstep? Posted over a year ago

Pro tip: Unless you’re really good at Fortnite, don’t do Playground Mode with Riku. That is all. Posted over a year ago

I am becoming obsessed with James Charles. He has made me sister shook. Posted over a year ago

I am twenty two and I wanna share it with you! What I wished for was presents wrapped in blue! Green is my favorite color, but I don't care about the hue! It's my birthday birthday birthday! Posted over a year ago

Tfw you finally mastered a good melody with LMMS. Posted over a year ago

With getting some free time I`ve finally returned to practicing my guitar skills. Gotta say, my fingers weren`t ready for this. :D Also in other news... I really fckin appreciate all of the beautiful thunderstorms coming my way. Posted over a year ago

i am sunburnt as hell. it hurts. im blistering. i never want to leave my room. it was totally worth it tho. Posted over a year ago

''You cannot truly know your Waifu unless you become your Waifu'' !!!! Posted over a year ago

Fall Out Boy - Sunshine Riptide is the perfect song for when you`re buzzed af ♪♫♪ Posted over a year ago

Oh my god. Im watching this video of a drunk guy who fell asleep at an intersection trying to argue (while clearly drunk) with the cops as to why they dont have probable cause to get his identification while he is walking his vessel in the intersection

And according to him, "no one on this earth, this is a police officer, after 1929 ..... ..... thats fact! thats fact!" Posted over a year ago