"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!
But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
Galacta Knight!
Yuno Gasai!
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SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, Pink is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the love of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain colors can be a lot more epic than you might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate Strawberry Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega or Sonic the hedgehog fans who love Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did you read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went home and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.
3. Hippo milk is pink.
4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.
3. Hippo milk is pink.
4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
