So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....
"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!
But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, Pink is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the love of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain colors can be a lot more epic than you might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate Strawberry Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!
But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, Pink is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the love of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain colors can be a lot more epic than you might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate Strawberry Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Hope you had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Hope you had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon reading the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and said "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet you he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do you know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.