So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)

Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!







SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK

So back to the topic at hand, Pink is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the love of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!

Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....

A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain colors can be a lot more epic than you might've initially thought.

And to all the soulless bastards who hate Strawberry Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)