Random Article: Why Pink Is The Most Badass Color

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posted by deathding

So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between Pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why Pink has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still pink and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)

Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!

Galacta Knight!

Yuno Gasai!

^____^

SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK

So back to the topic at hand, Pink is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the love of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!

Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....

A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain colors can be a lot more epic than you might've initially thought.

And to all the soulless bastards who hate Strawberry Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)

TheMagicLoki, CokeTheUmbreon and 4 others like this

yamishadow2001 Nice article, I liked it alot

PrueFever Haha, that was cool, glad to see someone still has a good sense of humor xD Also, when I hear the word "Pink" I think of the singer, P!INK :D She's badass :D

deathding Haha, thanks guys! :) Also, to others reading, don't forget to fan and favorite! XD

PlazmaKiller59 Well... guess I'm rotting in Hell...

AquaMarine6663 Mephisto really likes the color pink, and he's one of the most badass anime characters I can think of. And a Demon King.

LGYCE You convinced me with Yuno. XD Great article!

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if you see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger seat of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why dogs only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singing in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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20 stupid things to do in a hospital

posted by TDI100

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to by a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for you flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are you listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do you like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks you to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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My Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Fanfiction! :D

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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, or add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long

THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at home with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

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101 ways to annoy your roommate

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this article on the internet.

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

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28 Things You Can Do To Annoy Your Friends...And Enemies ;)

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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED BY YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying Orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as you want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza or something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...