Daniel “6ix9ine” Hernandez’ hit song “link” brings a much deeper meaning than shootin’ niggas. Hernandez never fails to bring the aggressive, strong voice and lyrics with the imagery and flow of his rhymes. The song actually derives its name from Harmony Korine’s cult film known as Gummo from 1997. This is very important to the aspect of the song in which Hernandez adds an element of drill-style music, because in relation to the movie, a group of kids does oddly disturbing things in a dreary town, merely to pass the time....
(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they show up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this article has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. You fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the title alone will win...
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an article where I talked about my complaints towards the LGBT community. At the time, I was writing an article where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from writing it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the LGBT community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the LGBT community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hour down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed limit is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and...
Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces...
We have more stereotypes for more cars, coming your way.
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British home dear chap. Come this way and I'll show you what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a gold frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day,...
* Been on a date or in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter or seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo or piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked or done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
Well shit. Actually no, I doubt you are actually here suddenly in a rush because you just encountered this situation a few minutes ago and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, you made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, search a more valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This article won't help you more than anything there will especially since this is more of a tip article from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.
If I made a club for creepy videos would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff you can find around the web.
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