Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things they'd never say

HecateA posted on Oct 09, 2010 at 03:09PM
This game is pretty simple. You give one character and then the next person to play says something that character wouldn't be caught dead saying, before listing another character.

I'll start: Severus Snape

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over a year ago PotterForever said…
I love the DA!

cho chang
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ugh, Cedric was such an ugly loser, I'm glad he's dead!


Auntie Muriel
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Fleur, you can keep the tiara, I insist!

Neville's gran
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Bellatrix Lestrange is a wonderful human being!


Harry (XD I noticed almost no one actually has been doing Harry himself, LOL)
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Hogwarts sucks, I love my aunt and uncle's house more

Ron
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Aren't spiders adorable?


Hagrid
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Dragons are disgusting awful creatues, just like all filthy animals.

Filch
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Have a nice day kids! *waves and smiles*


Snape
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
James, you are my best friend.

Petunia
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
The reason I hate Lily is because I love Snape and his beautiful greasy hair.

Frank Longbottom
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over a year ago IzzyOzera said…
Bellatrix, will you marry me?

Voldie
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I sure am ugly, aren't I?


Narcissa Malfoy
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
Screw the boy, I'll sacrifice him to the Dark Lord!


Tonks
over a year ago 1-2vampire said…
I love my cousin Bellatrix, I might go visit her sometime soon.

Cedric
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
This Edward guy is SEXY.

Bill
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Fleur is way to pretty, I'm getting a divorce.

Percy
over a year ago justliveitlive said…
I was just JK loling the whole time, I'm a death eater.


Hermione


over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
Screw working all night! Lets get drunk boys!


N. Longbottom
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over a year ago ronald_weasley said…
death eaters are my heroes


mcgonnagal
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Everyone lets go skip school and go to Hogsmead!

Narcissa Malfoy
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Draco can take care of himself...
or
He is alive!

Bellatrix (this ought to be interesting XD)
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Voldemort is a retard... I hate him. But Harry Potter he is soooo dreamy also Molly Weasley, bella Swan and I are best friends forever. ♥

Luna Lovegood
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over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Honestly, WHO believes in Nargles? And WTH is a Wrackspurt? Use logic!

(Nice Bellatrix one!)
Hermione (my favourite... :)
Honestly, WHO believes in Nargles? And WTH is a Wrackspurt? Use logic! 

(Nice Bellatrix one!) 
Hermi
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
thanks :)

Books? Why would I want one of those, they're for nerds. And school I'd rather be crucio'd then go there and learn.

Bella Swan
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Edward, I hate you! And sparkling? Ewww

Cedric Diggory
over a year ago luv_warriorcatz said…
i like watching you sleep, its facinatin

moody
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Constant... ahh.... who cares?

Dumbledore
Constant... ahh.... who cares? 

Dumbledore
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Me and Voldemort are off to prance through a field of flowers and we're gonna crucio muggles. ^.^

Ginny
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Harry? No way, I prefer Dean Thomas...
(LOL at the Dumbledore one... reminded me of that dream I had)

Fred
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Harry? No way, I prefer Dean Thomas... 
(LOL at the Dumbledore one... reminded me of that dream I had
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
(Dreams I love those)

Jokes are for immature children.

George
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
Leave me alone Fred, I'm studying!

(yeah, mine had Bellatrix/Dumbledore/Voldy/Me in it O.O)

Xenophilius
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over a year ago zanhar1 said…
(I turned Bellatrix into a chicken)

Yes, I believe your right, it is an Eruptment horn.

Edward
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
I hate Bella...
(O_O What? XD XD *imagining that* XD In my dream... it was just crazy)

Jacob
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I hate Bella more

Lupin
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
I am the best of all!

Peter
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I am so brave

Alice Cullen
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
I hate shopping.

Rosalie Cullen
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I love Bella

Andormena
over a year ago jodarchy said…
1-2 vampire bellatrix is tonks aunt not her cousin


you know what your right i am a shallow stuck up bitch


nicolas flamel
over a year ago jodarchy said…
you mean andromeda lol

i am divorcing ted tonks and rejoining my sisters on voldemorts team

nicolas flamel (forget above one lol i typed it when a rosalie response hadnt been posted)
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
It's so dumb to live forever.....


Grindelwald
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
The Deathly Hallows are stupid.


Nymphadora
over a year ago jodarchy said…
i wish me and dumbledore were still boyfriend and boyfriend



ted tonks ( sr not teddy)
over a year ago jodarchy said…
geesh lol i keep missing these things lol

metamorphagis is stupid


kreacher
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Purebloods are dumb. And Miss Bellatrix is a total bitch!


Barty Crouch
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I love Azkaban

Stan
over a year ago jodarchy said…
i need a better job (he is the bus driver right?)



salazar slytherin

over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Godric Gryffindor is ten times the person I am. And basilisks and hidden chambers are lame!


Luna Lovegood
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Go go Gryffendor

Godric Gryffendor
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Go to hell, Mudbloods!


Rowena Ravenclaw