Harry Potter Vs. Twilight

Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things they'd never say

HecateA posted on Oct 09, 2010 at 03:09PM
This game is pretty simple. You give one character and then the next person to play says something that character wouldn't be caught dead saying, before listing another character.

I'll start: Severus Snape

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over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
S.P.E.W. forever man! Join today!

Hermione Granger
over a year ago venvargie said…
Rules are for the weak.


Oliver Wood.
over a year ago SuperSnuffles13 said…
Quidditch sucks. Why would anyone ever play it? I think I'll go study Ancient Runes now, instead of wasting my time at that stupid game!

Sirius Black
over a year ago venvargie said…
I love you, Snape!


Voldemort
over a year ago FredWRules said…
I love my dad!

James Potter snr
over a year ago venvargie said…
Oh hey Snape, what's up? Sorry for being a prick, mate.

Severus Snape
over a year ago FredWRules said…
it was completely rude of me to take out all my bitterness on you Harry, as it is extremely obvious he is not his father.

Leah
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I love it when the pack reads my mind. Saves me time from passing around my diary around the bonfire.

Fleur Delacour
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Urgh Bill you creep, get away from me! *shove* Why would I love you now that you're ugly after Greyback mauled you? EW!


Scabior
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Who needs galleons anyways? I only snatch people to keep the wizarding world safe. I don't really need the money.

Mike Newton
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Eww, bella, you suck! And you're ugly too! Edward, you can HAVE her! I wish Tylers van just squished her!

Mad Eye Moody
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
What is all this talk about constant vigilance? That's rubbish. You should all learn to keep your guard down once in awhile.

Victoria
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Hi Bella! Let's be sparkly vampire BFFs!

Percy
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Screw you, Fudge and Umbridge. Dumbledore is right! Oh and you Death eaters can totally kill Fred, I don't really care.

Hagrid
over a year ago Darkshine said…
I'm not half-giant I'm a pureblood! And that big bloke is not my brother,he's my servant! Oh,look a kitten! Here kitty,kitty!

Slughorn
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Harry, you are the absolute worst student I've ever had! Oh, and your mother was rotten too!

Bella Swan
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I'm so glad Edward left me. He was suffocating me to be honest. It gave me time to hang out with Lauren.

Snape
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Lily WHO? I'm with Bellatrix now!


James Potter
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Hey Lily, have you met my best friend Snape? He's so awesome! We should all hang out sometime, okay?

Trelawney
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I predict.....THAT HARRYS NOT GONNA DIE!


Dumbledore
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Oh my gosh, Umbridge sent me an owl! She wants to meet me for a date in The Hog's Head! *squeels like a school girl*

Billy Black
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
MY SON'S A PEDO!!!!

Voldemort
over a year ago mflorida said…
aww f*** the death eaters. i wanna join dumbledore's army
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
@mflorida: Please list a character so we can continue, thank you ^_^
over a year ago mflorida said…
oh ya i forgot, umm how about ........................

hannah abbot
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I have no idea what Draco sees in Pansy. It's obvious he fancies me. If Lavender can snog Ron, I can snog Draco.

Professor Sprout
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Plants are stupid.

Flitwick.
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Charms is a useless class. I would much rather teach Defense Against the Dark Arts but they said I wasn't tall enough. Bastards.

Firenze
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Yeah, humans ARE superior to centaurs...you JUST realized this?


Bellatrix Lestrange
Yeah, humans ARE superior to centaurs...you JUST realized this? Bellatrix Lestrange
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Aw Hermione, I'm sorry I etched Mudblood onto your skin! I was under the Cruciatus Curse, I swear!

Barty Crouch Jr.
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
No freaking way, Voldy! I'm so sick of laying my life on the line for you, i'd rather just be back in Azkaban!

Rosalie Cullen
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Edward, you should invite that new girl Bella over to meet the family! I think she is so adorable!

Jasper Hale
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Violence is awesome! Let's go raise our own newborn army! and EWW, Alice, GTFO, okay?

Aro Volturi
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Hey Caius, do you want to rule the Volturi from now on? A century is way to long to be ruler.

Seamus Finnegan
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Go Bulgaria!!! Woo! Krum!

Charlie (Swan)
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I have eyes like a hawk and ears like a dog. Nothing gets past me!

Emily Young
over a year ago Darkshine said…
(she's from Toilet---Twilight,right?)
Eww Sam gtfo werewolves are so ewww I hate you I hate Jacob I hate them all ewww I love vampires! Edward I love youuuuu!

Snape
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
(Yes, she's from Twilight. Sam's fiancee)

Harry, I am your real father. I can prove it with a DNA testing if you'd like?

Ginny Weasley
over a year ago scamnewton2 said…
I hate you, Harry. I like Dean Thomas.


luna Lovegood.
over a year ago taimoorali said…
I know i m insane...thanks 4 tolerating me!!!


mrs.dursley
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Dudley, do the dishes, you little snob!


Dolores Umbridge
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I, Dolores Umbridge, do hereby stop all interrogation of Muggle borns. It doesn't matter what type of background you're from. We're all wizards and witches in the end.

Professor Lockhart
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
I'm so ugly. *wimpers*

Tyler (Twilight)
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Muahahaha Bella I'll get you next time!
Fear the Truck!


Ummm......
Thicknesse (the new minister)
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Guys, we should all fight Voldemort! He IS a threat you know!


Bella Swan
over a year ago Darkshine said…
Ewww Edward go away! You're such a stalker and you're creepy,go date Lauren or something!

Edward
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I'm just so gay looking, aren't I? *hangs head*


Leah Clearwater
over a year ago ImBooOK said…
hehehe edward is a doo doo head...


leah: Female dogs are called b**ches.

Carlisle cullen
over a year ago Darkshine said…
How about we invite Bella over for lunch? xD


Andromeda

over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I secretly drink the stash of human blood at the hospital. What my family doesn't know won't hurt them.

Cho Chang
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