Harry Potter Vs. Twilight

Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things they'd never say

HecateA posted on Oct 09, 2010 at 03:09PM
This game is pretty simple. You give one character and then the next person to play says something that character wouldn't be caught dead saying, before listing another character.

I'll start: Severus Snape

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over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Filthy little Mudblood.

Fred/George Weasley

over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
We're going to go study.

Jacob Black
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Yuck. Why can't I be fat?

Alice Cullen
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
I'm sick of shoes. Fashion is for squares!

Hagrid.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
A dragon egg?! ...Nah, I'm good.
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
^ You forgot to put someone, hehe. I've passed down the forget-adding-a-name-syndrome D:
over a year ago mina_sit said…
don't hurt that little cat, it's so cute<3

Lavender Brown
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Oh Hermione, take Ron. He's such an idiot.

George Weasley
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Oh, all this joking around is not fun anymore Fred. Let's go study

Draco Malfoy
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Father, may I go and skip in the meadow and sing with the beautiful birds along with the Hufflepuffs? It is so much more calming then brooding in a dark room.

Er ... Olipop[Oliver Wood.]
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
^ oh my rowling epic win.

anyway,

Harry, I honestly don't care if you get the Snitch or not. Quidditch isn't that big of a deal.

The troll in the 1st book
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Smashing things with a large club isn't cool at all!


Bellatrix Lestrange
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Hermione darling, you look like you need a hug. Here, take my kitten.

LORD VOLDEMORT.
*Dun Dun Dun*
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
omg i luv twilite so much edwad is sooo hot!!!111!! stefani meyer rules!

Viktor Krum
over a year ago HecateA said…
smile
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Cedric Diggory
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
OMG, Harry, I love you!

Goyle
over a year ago sickla said…
i love to write!

edward
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Bella. Go jump of a cliff again. I liked you better when I thought you were dead.

Jacob Black
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
*puts shirt on*

Rosalie
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Ohmygosh, Jacob, your so much more cooler then me!

... Sam!
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I love you Leah. I wish I imprinted on you instead of Emily.

Tonks
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Bellatrix! Come here, lemme give you a hug!

Karkaroff
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ewwww, get away from em you filthy werewolf! *Shoves Lupin* I hate you! You're, like, OLD and werewolves suck!


Leah
over a year ago SpeedyGonzalez said…
OMG Bella is like totally awesome and insperational!!!!111!eleven

AVPM Draco Malfoy

over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
PIGFARTS? What the hell, that's CLEARLY not a real school, I mean a school on Mars? What idiot dreamed that up? And who still wears diapers at OUR age? I mean really, I've been potty trained since I was just two months...

^ that was fun.

Lily Potter.
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Ohmygosh, I honestly don't feel like getting killed for this stupid brat! Tom, you can totally kill Harry if you want to, but make sure we're still going out for steak tonight.

... Chief Swan
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Hey, Bella, I think I'm getting better at cooking!


Colin Creevey
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Cameras are stupid.

Norberta
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
You did NOT just call me a guy, you poor giant excuse of a Santa Claus!

Harry Potter
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Ohmigosh, Voldemort, you are just so awesome! Wanna hang out later?


Lupin
over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
Don't eat chocolate. It's bad for you.


Professor McGonagall
over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
Me and Bellatrix (Trixie) are off raving tonight, so later losers. While I'm gone, the school is in control of Fred & George, so go wild. McGonagall out, bitches.

Petunia Dursley
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
How dare you spy on your neighbors Dudley!

Fred Weasley
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
George, we should stop making these silly things now! It's so immature.


Tonks
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ugh, purple hair is just so dumb and immature-EW! I'll just stick to brown from now on.


Scabior
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Greayback is a much better snatcher then I

Jane
over a year ago IceCreaMan14 said…
Human blood...Doesn't satisfy me...It is time...to go vegetarian!!!
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Pain is overrated. I'm going to go build houses for orphans now!

Mundungus Fletcher
over a year ago boolander25 said…
And how much can I pay you for that cauldron?

Cornelius Fudge
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over a year ago Gred_and_Forge said…
I told you all that Voldemort is back! Why does no one listen to me?!

Leah Clearwater
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Oh my gosh. Vampires. Rule.

Bella Swan
over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
Edward, will you leave me alone? A girl needs her privacy!


Lupin
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Dad? Can you please arrest Edward? Like NOW? I mean, he's so creepy, he watches me when I SLEEP for goodness sakes!

Jacob Black
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Werewolves are stupid creatures!
(It works for both of those)

Dumbledore
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Go Voldemort! EEEEVIL IS AWESOME! *waves a "Team Voldy" flag and dances around crucio-ing people*

McGonagall
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Everyone I'm leaving Crabbe and Goyle in charge while I go out dancing in the nightclub with Umbridge.

Xeno. Lovegood
over a year ago i-am-mariella said…
You can keep Luna, that girl is ridiculous! She's been doing my head in for too many years, she's going to turn me loopy I tell you! Did you know, the other day she actually tried to persuade me she'd seen a ...Nargle? I think she believes they're real!

Andromeda
over a year ago Darkshine said…
*to Harry* Get out of my house you mudblood brat! Avada Kedavra!

Edward (I love it when antis post funny coments <3)
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Take her Jacob. She's just a stupid brat.
(I'm not an anti, but it is out of character for Eddyward.)
Jacob Black
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
Screw you Bella, EDWARD, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU!

Bellatrix Lestrange
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