Harry Potter Vs. Twilight

Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things they'd never say

HecateA posted on Oct 09, 2010 at 03:09PM
This game is pretty simple. You give one character and then the next person to play says something that character wouldn't be caught dead saying, before listing another character.

I'll start: Severus Snape

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over a year ago 1-2vampire said…
I will kill you Harry Potter

Mr Diggory (Cedric's dad :D)
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over a year ago KishuandIchigo said…
He deserved to die, he was old anyways.

Fawkes
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
*flies off to Voldemort, for he is his new master*


I don't think Fawkes can talk haha


Sam (from Twi)
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Sure Jacob, you can be Alpha. Whatevs.

Crabbe
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Malfoy, will you marry me?


Peter Pettigrew
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
I want to go to Azkaban!

Haha, I don't think ANYBODY would want to go there!

Bella (Cullen)
over a year ago ronald_weasley said…
edward you stalk me so im gonna choose jacob.

renesme
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
I want to eat you. Grrr!!!!! I'm a bloodthirsty vampire, who is in no way part human!

(Man, I'm bad at this)

Ronald
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
I love spiders ♥

Draco
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
I love you Dad!

Harry.
over a year ago jodarchy said…
being the chosen one sucks i mean let hermione do it



narcissa malfoy
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ewwww, Lucius, GTFO! You're ugly, and your cane makes you look like a pimp! Why the hell did I ever marry you? YUK!

McGonagall
over a year ago jodarchy said…
im in a relationship with trelawney but dont tell anyone



lee thomas (he is the quidditch commentator i believe)
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Hey Draco! Want a hug?


Luna
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Goodness, the Quibbler is NONSENSE!!!!


Neville.
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Yeah, I'm ditching you Harry.
HEY CRABBE! WANNA BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?

Ummmmm ......... ummm ... OH!

Hedwig!
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Meow!


Grawp
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Im so short

Tyler's Van lol
over a year ago PotterForever said…
I'm so glad I didn't kill Bella

Stephanie Meyer
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I LOVE TO EAT SMALL CHILDREN AND SPARKLY VAMPIRES


Jacob
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Stephenie Meyer: Edward is SUCH a douchebag

over a year ago PotterForever said…
Jacob: Bella, get away from me you dirty disgusting girl.

Edward
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Bella, you smell so gross! *waves away odor*, here, wear this deodorant!

Aro
over a year ago jodarchy said…
we are terrible villains we don't even do anything remotely evil



madame pomfrey
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Go take care of your own injuries, I'm sick of doing all the work around here!


Draco Malfoy
over a year ago jodarchy said…
hermione im sorry for calling you a mudblood its just because i love you and dont want my friends to find out


mrs weasley
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Fred, George, I want you guys to be as loud and obnoxious as possible this year.

Dumbledore
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Voldemort is mah homeboy.

Lucius
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Lucius: *kisses Trelawney*

Crookshanks
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Woof woof, I'm a cat

James (from Twilight)
over a year ago snusnu13 said…
Edward, I would never dream of drinking Bella's blood, it smells disgusting

Gilderoy Lockhart
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Lockhart: HEDWIG IS SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN ME! :(

Renestard...I mean, Renesmee
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Hey mommy I killed Daddy, 'cuse his sparkles hurt my eyes

Victoria
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ugh, James, get away from me you creep! *shove* How COULD you just try to kill Bella Swan like that?


Umbridge
over a year ago IzzyOzera said…
Yes Potter i know the Dark Lord is back!

James (from HP)
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Hiya, Snape. Wanna hang out with us? Maybe you can give me some hair tips.

Uhhh ... Jessica.
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Fine, I'll just let you deal with those potential rapists on your own (And Twihards say she's a terrible friend?)

Albus Dumbledore
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Professor McGonagall, I LOVE YOU.

Lobster (teehee)

over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
I'm delicious, I'd love to be turned into someones dinner!


Professor Sprout
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Plants suck. GO PLASTIC!!!!

Lily Potter (the little one)
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Hey James! What's up? Wanna make out? I love you! Go to hell Sev!


Sirius Black
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Peter is the bravest man I've ever met. Siriusly.


Madam Pince (librarian)
over a year ago IzzyOzera said…
yes the libray is closed but of course you can stay for a while

potato
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
I'm dating Lobster!!!!!!

Cookie
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
WTF?? ummm, "Eat Me"!


Umbridge
over a year ago harrypotterbest said…
You are off the hook for Friday, Mr Potter - you can go to you Quidditch match.


Bellatrix.
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Hagrid you're so hot!

Madame Maxine
over a year ago PotterForever said…
why yes, I am a half giant. thank you for noticing!

Igor Karkaroff
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Hey Dumbledore! Whats up, my homie? *claps him on the back*


Viktor Krum
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Ron, you're a better Quidditch player then me.

Sorry, didn't know how to say it with an accent. :P

Um .... PIG!
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